The Vanilla Gorilla
@mrmayhem7514
Some motherfuckers still trying to ice skate uphill. ND Football, Philadelphia Union, Flyers, Brentford Bees and Umphrey’s. Older Than Joel. \mm/
This is your daily reminder that Alexi Lalas is a fucking clown.
This is so hard. My favorite player on Brazil but my heart is with the wonderful people of Morocco. 🇲🇦
If this isn’t ALREADY on the 26 Hall of Fame, you all need to go sit the fuck down in a corner #umphreys
So now my phone says that I should turn down my headphones. Fuck you Apple. I’ll decide when I’ve had enough.
@goldlikejoel.bsky.social more of this type of Hammond stuff. Take us all the way to church.
My younger son graduated today. There were good days and hard days, but he made it through. So proud of this kid.
Yeah @goldlikejoel.bsky.social @umphreys.com this is in-fuckin-real. Jesus. #FuckYeahItsDadRock
@tizzyent.bosky.social Here’s one for you. I already messaged his employer, of course, no response. He messaged a congressional candidate with this. Cheers.
When you order @goldlikejoel.bsky.social on Temu and they send you Danny Carey. Talk about separated at birth.
Everyone asking why I didn’t go to Umphrey’s in Mexico. Simple - I didn’t want to be in the pool all day making the women feel bad because I have better tits than most of them.
This is the kind of bullshit @playstation.com is putting out. AND they had the balls to raise the price.
I got my @playstation.com portal before they raised the price…which is good considering it’s a steaming pile of horse shit that you have to play at 360p. Gig Internet. The fastest routers. PS Portal:
@goldlikejoel.bsky.social did I hear a bit of “Something I can never have” by NIN in this??
Some fucking nerd in my neighborhood had the city put up these signs because he’s a bird photographer and people fishing in the lake, interrupt his photography.