Muz

@mrmuz

Mildly sarcastic xennial, may occasionally venture an opinion on what's going on in the world. Cat pictures cannot be ruled out... (Any bullshit spam/engagement or accounts with suspiciously high following numbers = block)

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Muz@mrmuz· 8d

"Jealous girlfriend" meme but with a cat looking at a full food bowl instead of a half-full bowl

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Muz@mrmuz· 22d

I will not be taking further questions at this time...

A picture of a black hat on top of a toilet seat. Ref to Dave Gorman's "shitting hat".

Muz@mrmuz· Jul 8

The double-ticket the public was denied....

Rory Stewart and count binface sitting next to each other on an episode of "The last leg".

Muz@mrmuz· Jul 7

Wikipedia page for the by-election has gone live and you can see where they're placing their bets!

Screenshot of the Wikipedia page for the 2026 Clacton by-election with a picture of count binface as the main page header.

Muz@mrmuz· Jun 21

Angine de Poitrine knocking it out of the park on Jools Holland tonight. Also gotta love Shania Twain in the background with the "I have no idea wtf this is but I like it!" expression we all had when we first found their kexp performance on YouTube....

Screenshot of Khn from Angine de poitrine midway through playing Sarniezz on "Later with Jools Holland".Shania Twain is sitting on a stool in the background with a bemused smile on her face.

Muz@mrmuz· May 26

Image of a medieval crusader with glowing red eyes. Text saying "did somebody say butlerian jihad?"

Muz@mrmuz· Apr 23

Apart from the bus stop poster on our street where they'd cropped the edges like crazy so it looked like a weird set of gold teeth. Took us weeks to figure out what it was!

Muz@mrmuz· Apr 15

Worth noting for context:

Link to post from Adam bienkov pointing out Lord Robertson has a role as a US defence lobbyist.

Muz@mrmuz· Apr 9

Picture of the Nauvoo/Behemoth from The Expanse

Muz@mrmuz· Apr 6

I hear ya....

Fluffy cat perched on the mousemat clearly demanding attention.

Muz@mrmuz· Mar 7

I would get up and do something useful but I'm currently trapped with no way out...

Muz@mrmuz· Feb 2

From what I've been seeing there'll be a lot of people in the US waiting for this part to finally happen....

Muz@mrmuz· Jan 1

I'm not entirely sure what to do with this information....

Muz@mrmuz· Dec 30

What day is it? No one knows... Happy intermission!

Screenshot of Dave gormans modern life is goodish showing his revised calendar including an "intermission" to even out all the months.

Muz@mrmuz· Jun 6

Get Mario Kart world they said! See the scenery, enjoy the sights.... Thus far I'm not seeing much difference between this and a weekend "scenic" drive in the Lake District...

Screenshot from mario kart world showing a big queue of vehicles winding down a desert road with Waluigi at the back of the queue shaking his fist at the situation.

Muz@mrmuz· May 28

Start here?.....

Picture of a broom with long black brushes

Muz@mrmuz· May 27

One of the few accounts from the bad place I genuinely miss...

Screenshot of an old twitter post from "GrumpySkeletor" showing a picture of he-man standing alone in a wilderness along with the caption "He-Man is waiting for a bus, but they don't run on a bank holiday. Not going to tell him though, because he's a f*cking arsehole."

Muz@mrmuz· Apr 17

Image of the adjutant from StarCraft with the caption "No minerals?"

Muz@mrmuz· Apr 16

I feel this quote is having to be brought out more regularly these days for some reason....

Sign saying "Fuck off. Then keep fucking off until you come up to a gate with a sign saying “You Can't Fuck Off Past Here". Climb over the gate, dream the impossible dream and keep fucking off forever"

Muz@mrmuz· Apr 11

Can't let an opportunity for a classic Pratchett quote go to waste!

Picture of Terry Pratchett alongside one of his famous quotes "In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this."

Muz@mrmuz· Apr 11

Ours seems unaware of the concept of Easter holidays and not having to get up at the crack of dawn. I filed the necessary paperwork but the management don't seem convinced...

Head and shoulders of a black kitty who has jumped on the bed to rouse its handler and demand an explanation as to why food has not been prepared at the usual early time.

Muz@mrmuz· Mar 31

Muz@mrmuz· Mar 29

Early days on #Atomfall. Really enjoying it. However, I think for authenticity the devs really should have replaced the Cornish pasty with a jam sandwich as the "high value" barter item for this guy... ( #whenyouknowyouknow )

Screenshots of a miner NPC in Atomfall and below showing his trade screen indicating he highly values Cornish pasties.

Muz@mrmuz· Mar 11

Seal point ragdolls are awesome. Spike makes a point of reminding his human servants of this fact....

Ragdoll cat sitting upright on a table looking at the camera.

Muz@mrmuz· Mar 11

Nearly 10 years later and spike still thinks that toy mice need to be given the full "4-paws" treatment...

Baby ragdoll kitten lying on his side whilst playing with a toy mouse.

Muz@mrmuz· Mar 11

You can squeeze this stuff out ok. Question then becomes why the fuck would you ever want to..... 🥶🥶🥶

Image of a bottle of mint & tee tree original source shower gel.

Muz@mrmuz· Mar 7

Picture of "fafo" guy standing in front of a whiteboard.

Muz@mrmuz· Mar 6

Hi Victoria, Would it be possible for you to attach the below image as a standard accompaniment to any statement made by Trump these days? Would save each of us the effort of having to manually add it to the replies. Thanks.

Obligatory photo of Janey Godley standing on a golf course holding a sign saying "Trump is a C*nt" (uncensored). A policeman is standing nearby.

Muz@mrmuz· Feb 28