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oops all Matt

@mrperki

Welcome to my web page! Musician, occasional writer, head machinist at the software factory, neuromagical Canadian, he/him

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oops all Matt@mrperki· 9d

I have one opinion on that era/genre and it’s this:

Bad: ALIEN ANT
FARM'S COVER OF SMOOTH CRIMINAL

Good: DISTURBED'S COVER OF
LAND OF CONFUSION

oops all Matt@mrperki· 13d

Me at 1:45 AM on a weeknight watching “just one more” of my stupid videos

A panel from the comic linked in the post this one is replying to. I’m not going to spoil what it is here. You should just go to the comic

oops all Matt@mrperki· 17d

Worst ending of any TV series

oops all Matt@mrperki· 20d

oops all Matt@mrperki· 21d

Sad little guy looking at a computer monitor

oops all Matt@mrperki· 26d

oops all Matt@mrperki· Jul 9

Setting myself a reminder

An iOS reminder for May 1, 2027
Don't plant basil
Stop planting it. It doesn't grow in your garden. This year won't be different. Best case a slug will eat it before you do.

oops all Matt@mrperki· Jun 24

Here’s the fish at my work, I dare u mfs to dox me

A lionfish in a spherical glass tank and some irrelevant background details we don’t need to concern ourselves with

oops all Matt@mrperki· Jun 23

Ray from Achewood in the Volvo of Despair. He is sobbing and screaming “EEEAUGH!”

oops all Matt@mrperki· Jun 17

Calgary mentioned meme (cowboy hat, Glamorgan Bakery cheese buns, and Big Rock Traditional Ale)

oops all Matt@mrperki· Jun 15

No idea what book this could be, but there’s no way it could possibly be better than the story conjured by this image.

A Reddit post on r/HelpMeFind captioned “need help finding a book I read back in 6th grade” accompanied by a photo of Doctor House wearing a Mountie hat in front of a log cabin, with a green filter applied for some reason.

oops all Matt@mrperki· Jun 12

🎶That’s great, it starts with an earthquake 🎶Birds and snakes and aeroplanes 🎶Lenny Bruce is not afraid

oops all Matt@mrperki· Jun 9

The casino is also cursed

Still photo of a scene from The Simpsons where an ancient vaguely Asian man sells Homer a haunted Krusty doll. The doll comes with a free frogurt. That’s good. The frogurt is also cursed. That’s bad.

oops all Matt@mrperki· Jun 5

damn, so it’s that kind of game is it

A woman in a black dress covered in jewelry. She says "Anyone
who wants to win Mega Wars has to dominate entire planetary systems.
And me."

oops all Matt@mrperki· May 22

TNG title card “The Gang Gets Kicked Out of Risa”

oops all Matt@mrperki· May 21

Spider-Man and Applejack from My Little Pony are looking over a ledge. Spider man says “do you see this shit Applejack”

oops all Matt@mrperki· May 15

I see, and can you explain this please?

A fox is driving the train??

oops all Matt@mrperki· May 14

Nino Brown (Wesley Snipes) in New Jack City is crying while aiming a pistol at someone off camera

oops all Matt@mrperki· May 9

Pierre from Stardew Valley looks annoyed at you

oops all Matt@mrperki· Apr 26

Parks and Recreation scene. Ron Swanson (Nick Offerman) is speaking to Chris Traeger (Rob Lowe). He says:
“Metaphors? I hate metaphors
That's why my favorite book is Moby Dick. No froo-froo symbolism, just a good tale about a man who hates an anmal.”

oops all Matt@mrperki· Apr 26

From Tumblr blog pinkcadillaccas

...
Im listening to a podcast ep about Al usage and the guest is saying he completely understands why people refuse to use it out of fear because he shares the same fears, and it's just so weird to me that it's never ever acknowledged that some people don't use it not because they're afraid but because it just holds no appeal. There are things I'm sure learning models are very useful for but none of them have anything to do with me. Yes I'm a bit of a ludite but I completely failed to resist the lure of the phone, or social media, I've never used chatgpt because | have just never wanted to. feel like the entire debate is instantly reframed once you acknowledge that it's not a necessary service that people either work to resist or avoid out of fear. For most people it's just an online tool, and for me and know for lots of others too it's just not that important.

It's not that interesting or useful to me, it holds no appeal, I am resisting nothing. I could already do everything I wanted I don't need a new tool. It really is that simple and I would feel this way even if it wasn't worrying and evil in various ways. We HAVE to resist this narrative that Al is everywhere because people want it, because it's necessary, because it's an improvement, because people can't live without it. Al is everywhere because tech CEOs and investors want to make something from their massive investments. It is incredibly resistable to me. Just don't have an interest in it. This needs to be part of the Al conversation if we have any hope of saving ourselves from the data mining clutches of big tech (Al specifics aside)

oops all Matt@mrperki· Apr 24

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal comic

oops all Matt@mrperki· Apr 15

His name was originally Dante Fiero but he changed it to "Dennis Feinstein" because it's considered more exotic in Pawnee.

Frame from Parks and Recreation TV series with Jason Mantzoukas as fragrance mogul Dennis Feinstein, and Amy Poehler as Leslie Knope, addressing a crowd outside the Dennis Feinstein corporate headquarters

oops all Matt@mrperki· Apr 3

Post a pic from one of your devices without explanation.

Parody of Mark Carney looking like a member of the Chinese Communist Party under a hybrid of the Chinese and Canadian flags. Pierre Pollievre is in chains in front of an Albertan reeducation camp. Also Justin Trudeau and Fidel Castro are smiling. There’s a lot going on here

oops all Matt@mrperki· Apr 2

#ThankYouPillar @YearOfTheVlad • 4h
Did you trade Smoak?

Toronto Blue Jays
@BlueJays • 3h
No, he has neck tightness and could be available to pinch hit if needed.

#ThankYouPillar @YearOfTheVlad • 3h
Source?

Toronto Blue Jays • @BlueJays
Replying to @YearOfTheVlad
Literally us, the Blue Jays.

oops all Matt@mrperki· Mar 17

Yowza

This person has their posts tagged with:

Muted by "Over10K"
Made over 50 replies yesterday
Made over 25 posts yesterday
Posted same url 10+ times yesterday

oops all Matt@mrperki· Mar 17

Maturity is the realization that some things should remain in the drafts

Draft:
@michaelstipe.bsky.social what did you mean when you sang "Egypt was troubled by my horrible ass"?

oops all Matt@mrperki· Mar 13

I attempted to reverse engineer what you were playing

oops all Matt@mrperki· Mar 13

This is the only woke ginger I respect

The PlayStation game Rupert Grint’s Fractions Dungeon in a desk drawer, as seen in the fantastic new animated tv series Strip Law season 1 episode 2

oops all Matt@mrperki· Feb 28

Twin Peaks title card that says “COFFIN FLOP”