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Alan Woke 2

@mrpostsgood

Auuuuuuugh

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Alan Woke 2@mrpostsgood· 2d

A collage of images of Norm Macdonald at whatever that YouTube event was. Reading off a bunch of names with absolutely zero household recognition, a real "Curtains for Zoosha?" guest list, with sarcastic derision, to the chagrin of co-hosts, YouTube personality Kassem G (no me neither) and an incredibly annoyed-looking Jenny Slate.

Caption is the line he delivered with the list: "All the stars are here!"

Alan Woke 2@mrpostsgood· 7d

Always Sunny predicted the 2027 UK Public Restroom in 2018

The Paddy's Pub gender-neutral bathroom signs/solution to the gendered-bathroom discourse episode "The Gang Solves The Bathroom Problem" from 2018.

A marker pen-written paper sign is attached to the bathroom doors. It reads "Animal Shithouse"

Alan Woke 2@mrpostsgood· 9d

Out at the anti-trans event having the time of my life with 140 attendees. They're just out of frame, being transphobic too, and afraid of being filmed.

Nathan Fielder, in a white shirt and black tie, done up tight (think Mormon). He's smiling warmly, alone, in an enclosed space.

Alan Woke 2@mrpostsgood· 12d

BBC News, 3rd May 2026

MPs reject Parliament 'drinking culture' claim
Image:
A general view of some glasses of wine on a tray, with red and white varieties

Image caption:
Some politicians even drink alcohol between voting on issues, one MPs claimed

Alan Woke 2@mrpostsgood· 15d

@hotgirlhala

"This does not help your cause" - guy who hates you and your causs

Alan Woke 2@mrpostsgood· 16d

Consent manufacturing machine go brrrrr

BBC News - 'Income support told me I didn't need to get a job'

"When single mum Lydia Pang was told she did not need to get a job until her daughter turned three, she was shocked."

Alan Woke 2@mrpostsgood· 17d

Flight of the Conchords

Bret (McKenzie), a scruffy-bearded, scruffier-haired chap, says to his friend Jemaine (Clement) "I'm all dor ending this oppressive system but only if we do it without violence."

Jemaine, an equally scruffy-haired and bespectacled fellow, strumming a guitar, replies "So... by magic?"

Alan Woke 2@mrpostsgood· 17d

Copilot block that guy for me

Brandon Pillock has blocked me

Alan Woke 2@mrpostsgood· 17d

Yes you do though. Generative AI for Word, that thing nobody likes or wanted or asked for, and is more hassle than it's worth.

Brandon Pillock, architect for AI in Word at Microsoft (Copilot, which is shit)

Alan Woke 2@mrpostsgood· 18d

[Is incredibly weird in post about Pride] Oh so you hate women? You hate Pride?

Vlait.bsky.social, silenced for being too attractive to women, good at sex:

"So are you against me or women or Pride?"

You, dickhead. It's you

Alan Woke 2@mrpostsgood· 18d

Brad Pitt in Fury. He stands in the open commander hatch of a Sherman tank, in a recently taken German village, and is pointing at a captured SS Officer. Caption: "Shoot that guy."

Alan Woke 2@mrpostsgood· 19d

@maplecocaine post on twitter (now x, the nazi app)

"When someone uses this emoji 🤣 they are more mad than they have been in their entire life"

Alan Woke 2@mrpostsgood· 21d

Not so fast

Me: why is it someone else's responsibility to pay off [your sister's] mortgage for her?

Sophie Mac: It isn't. They've chosen to. They could've rented somewhere else for cheaper if they'd chosen to live somewhere where property is cheaper

Alan Woke 2@mrpostsgood· 21d

2-Panel image.

Left Panel: A dour-faced husky boomer in a moderately-priced suit

Caption: "Your Landlord: "It's not *me* who's choosing to increase your rent, it's the *market*."

Right Panel: The whole panel is filled with a collage of the same dour-faced husky boomer landlord.

Caption: "The "Market":"

Alan Woke 2@mrpostsgood· 22d

Mark Tait's big bald heid

Alan Woke 2@mrpostsgood· 22d

A red-hued image of Lord Polak, looking like he's been photographed midway through shitting himself, the sort of image you'd have got out of an old Adrian Edmonson sketch of a particularly repugnant piece of shit politician, it's beyond parody

Alan Woke 2@mrpostsgood· 23d

The Nib(?) Comic panel

An ambiguously middle Eastern-looking man and woman, smiling, in conversation, as the sky above them is filled with drones and bombs.

Man: they say the next ones will be sent by a woman!
Woman: really makes you feel like you're part of history.

Alan Woke 2@mrpostsgood· 24d

Ah well nevertheless

How registered Republicans voted, 2020 vs 2024 Election, source: CNN

2020: 94% Trump 6% Democrat
2024: 94% Trump 5% Democrat

Alan Woke 2@mrpostsgood· 26d

Alan Woke 2@mrpostsgood· 29d

Reads like he did it

Independent:
Comment: After the killing of Ann Widdecombe, Count Binface is suddenly a lot less funny

Alan Woke 2@mrpostsgood· Jul 10

Baldur's Gate 3 Withers (an undead (With Big Naturals)) and a speech bubble

Alan Woke 2@mrpostsgood· Jul 10

No I haven't, don't be fucking stupid. Also, you seem fine with celebrating death when it suits. Bit hypocritical, no?

Seen Ferrick: When it happens, anyone who says "It's in bad taste to celebrate" has spent years with their fingers in their ears and their eyes sealed shut

Steve Holt: you're right

Alan Woke 2@mrpostsgood· Jul 10

But they're the most erotic part of a woman

Futurama: Zapp Brannigan, a blonde, husky pastiche of William Shatner's Captain Kirk, gives a double-thumbs-up to his beleaguered second-in-command, little green lizard alien, Kif Kroker, who is rifling through Zapp's Little Black Book of pick up lines, such as "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you take off your pants and dance around a little?"

Alan Woke 2@mrpostsgood· Jul 10

Wait, is celebrating a terrible person's death bad taste or not, Steve Holt?

Séan Ferrick: When it happens, anyone who says 'its in bad taste to celebrate' has spent years with their fingers in their ears and their eyes sealed shut.

Or supported him.

Steve Holt, responding via Star Trek Lower Decks Bradward Boimler gif: You're right!

Alan Woke 2@mrpostsgood· Jul 10

Steve Holt, a teenage jock in a blue varsity jacket from Arrested Development, pumping his fists and shouting his own name

Alan Woke 2@mrpostsgood· Jul 8

Dutch Right wing chode Geert Wilders tweet:

We hebben een serieus probleem

(We have a serious problem)

Alan Woke 2@mrpostsgood· Jul 6

The Simpsons: Bart and an animatronic Smokey The Bear (Large Grizzly in trousers and hat, holding a fire axe)

Smokey has asked Bart "Only *who* csn prevent forest fires?" And Bart pressed a button labelled "you", finishing the phrase.

The bear responds:
"You pressed "you", referring to me. The correct answer is you."

Bart looks annoyed

Alan Woke 2@mrpostsgood· Jul 3

Image: A photo of a dismissive wanking gesture, [a hand clasped as if wanking] in two separate semi-opaque stages of motion, to showcase the range of the dismissive wanking gesture

Caption: [Dismissive Wanking Gesture]

Alan Woke 2@mrpostsgood· Jul 3

The Simpsons:

Martin Prince puts up an attack ad saying "A vote for Bart is a vote for anarchy!"

Bart Simpson puts up a campaign ad saying "A vote for Bart is a vote for anarchy!"

Both are superimposed over the Penguin Classics cover of Friedrich Nietzsche's "On the genealogy of morals"

Alan Woke 2@mrpostsgood· Jul 3

The Geordi La Forge Drake Replacement Meme

Panel 1, Geordi holds up a hand in protest to the caption "Weird AI (ay eye)"

Panel 2, Geordi approvingly points a finger at the almost identical looking caption "Weird Al (ay ell)"