Jingle Bellend

@mrweir

Player/Lover/Occasional fighter of music. I present The Cider Shed Podcast about The Archers and I once exited a moving taxi to tell Bono he was a tax dodger.

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Jingle Bellend@mrweir· 23d

Fancy a pint?

A lovely refreshing pint of Thatcher's dead.

Jingle Bellend@mrweir· 24d

16 years old and off to the Goth disco

Me aged 16. Long hair, long black jacket.

Jingle Bellend@mrweir· 25d

"Good afternoon. Could you please spare five minutes to hear about The Goat of Mendes, The Devil himself?"

A goat peering through some bars of a gate.

Jingle Bellend@mrweir· 25d

First thoughts on England. Looks a bit dry.

A view of North Devon taken from my plane window. Everything looks very dry.

Jingle Bellend@mrweir· 27d

Just came in and I think Her(Brazilian)self wants Argentina to lose.

A vigil featuring a Gamorrean Guard and Jesus during England Argentina

Jingle Bellend@mrweir· Jul 12

Can't believe it's been two years since "wee fella fell".

Jingle Bellend@mrweir· Jul 12

Starring a young Andrew Wincott. #TheArchers

Jingle Bellend@mrweir· Jul 12

You never see them together.

Gianni Infantino now, next to a younger photo of him.

Jingle Bellend@mrweir· Jul 12

The absolute fucking state of this

Nadhim Zahawi in an England Football shirt defending Farage's dodgy donations.

Jingle Bellend@mrweir· Jul 11

This isn't quite as tragic as it looks.

Lunch : pimentas padrao, rocket, artichoke and parmesan salad, seabass with lime, chilli and coriander. Oh, and okra.

Jingle Bellend@mrweir· Jul 10

Final 'Sunn O))) at Serralves' spam.

Sunn O))) on stage at Serralves in Porto. Lots of dry ice and atmospheric low lighting.

The woodland stage at Serralves, with all of Sunn O))) 's amplifiers stacked up.

The path through the wood in Serralves park in Porto, lit up at night-time.

Jingle Bellend@mrweir· Jul 10

A bit more Sunn O)))

Jingle Bellend@mrweir· Jul 10

Sun O))) time

Sun O))) playing Serralves park, Porto. Two guys in hoods, with guitars and a lot of smoke.

Jingle Bellend@mrweir· Jul 9

Rest in Power Bonnie. We'll always have that time you showed up at my place in Brazil on Christmas eve.

Bonnie Tyler having a glass of fizz at my place in Brazil, Christmas Eve 2017. Might also be me holding a picture of her face on the single of Total Eclipse of The Heart over someone's head.

Jingle Bellend@mrweir· Jul 7

Sorry Colombia, that's probably on me for wearing the shirt my flatmate gave me about 10 years ago. #SWICOL

Me wearing an old Colombia football shirt with some flowers and an artists' mannequin in the foreground.

Jingle Bellend@mrweir· Jul 7

He's joining Marillion

An arsehole saying he'll make an announcement at 2pm.

Jingle Bellend@mrweir· Jul 6

Edited the Trump FIFA Balogun red card Infantino ramble so it just shows the faces of the two soulless rimming fucks behind him.

Jingle Bellend@mrweir· Jul 5

Some people. Happier at the time of this photo than they are now. 🇧🇷🇳🇴 #BRANOR

Brazilian fans watching Brazil vs Norway in the World Cup in Dom João square in Porto, Portugal.

Jingle Bellend@mrweir· Jul 5

The ex Germany manager looks like that strange guy who shows up at your house party with a bag of records insisting you let him DJ.

The ex Germany manager. Bag of records not in photo.

Jingle Bellend@mrweir· Jul 5

Mimo Festival. Day 2.

The view of the stage from the castle mount at Mimo Festival Guimaraes. There are lots of coloured beans of light in the sky.

Tricky on stage under blue lights at Mimo Festival, Guimaraes.

A slightly blurry photo of a cobbled path leading out of the castle grounds.

Jingle Bellend@mrweir· Jul 3

Just arrived late at Mimo and it's bloody great.

Mimo festival in the grounds of Guimaraes castle.

The old town centre in Guimaraes, Portugal, including the cathedral and the hills behind it lit up at night.

Jingle Bellend@mrweir· Jul 3

Love how @antonyjones.bsky.social took a vocabulary pause before settling on the correct noun here.

Jingle Bellend@mrweir· Jul 2

That time of year again.

Jingle Bellend@mrweir· Jul 1

England fans RN #ENGDRC

The Orc from 'The Two Towers' saying 'Meat's back on the menu' but 'meat' has been replaced by 'Um Bongo'.

Jingle Bellend@mrweir· Jul 1

Bumped into a Hedgelord on the way home from work.

Jesus between two hedges in a stinking hot Porto.

Jingle Bellend@mrweir· Jul 1

I've already bought the film rights to this so don't even try.

A four part comic collaboration between 8yr olds called 'The Weight of Destiny' involving a tsunami wiping out everyone except one individual.

Jingle Bellend@mrweir· Jul 1

New wallpaper just dropped.

Martin 'Gill' Gillespie and Mary O'Malley from Byker grove reimagined AR a cop cup with eighties lettering against a street backdrop.

Jingle Bellend@mrweir· Jun 30

Porto Primavera gallery purge. Mike D doing 'Looking Down The Barrel of a Gun' filmed from the Caipirinha stall.

Jingle Bellend@mrweir· Jun 30

I assumed in that moment The Never Ending Story's global appeal transcended Limahl's fame. But then again Keri didn't know he sang it. #TheArchers

Jingle Bellend@mrweir· Jun 28

If the band you're watching aren't pouring cachaca down your throat, is it really a gig?