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Matt Blank

@msbutah

🏞Reticulating Splines in Salt Lake City 🐵Engineering monkey for the TeeVee 🚮Posts are my own terrible opinion

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Matt Blank@msbutah· Jul 16

At least the ambiance is a tad better

Matt Blank@msbutah· Jul 15

Cheers @mustache-daddy.bsky.social

A hand is holding a blue can of Deschutes Mirror Pond Pale Ale at a dining table. The can features an illustration of a mountain range and pine trees above a reflective body of water. In the background, there is a foil tray of food with a serving spoon, a person in a purple tie-dye shirt, and a red ceramic decorative item with circular cutouts. The scene is lit by natural sunlight.

Matt Blank@msbutah· Jul 14

Matt Blank@msbutah· Jul 13

A vintage beige television set with antennas displays a commercial showing milk being poured, with the text: “Milk. It does a body good.”

Matt Blank@msbutah· Jul 13

I went to the parking lot and everyone said they knew you.

A green text on white sign reading “Head In Parking”. The sign is set among pine trees and bare dirt and rocks.

Matt Blank@msbutah· Jul 13

Todd from the simpsons captioned saying “red room over there”

Matt Blank@msbutah· Jul 13

Cabin weekend in Oregon for a 50th birthday.

A man with a bald head, glasses, and a short beard takes a selfie in a retro-style room with red lighting. He is standing next to a red felt pool table with a rack of billiard balls and some papers on it. Behind him are wood-paneled walls decorated with multiple red neon signs, including ones that read “WiFi,” “XXX,” “Yoga,” “Checks Cashed,” and “Psychic.” A black spiral staircase leads to an upper level, and a room with patterned wallpaper and a bed is visible in the background.

Matt Blank@msbutah· Jul 9

A black-and-white scene from The Simpsons shows several characters standing together. On the left, Marge looks slightly concerned. Next to her, a man in a fedora and suit is holding a notepad, speaking to Mr Burns on the right who is wearing a tuxedo and a tall top hat. Behind them, a group of men in patterned suits and hats watch with neutral or confused expressions.

Matt Blank@msbutah· Jul 5

New FCF reaction image dropped.

A cartoon Benjamin Franklin captioned saying “I’m also hot and thirsty!”

Matt Blank@msbutah· Jul 1

First glance, I thought this was an ad for an outdoor clothing retailer. Just your rugged outdoor cloud seeder.

A series of posters on a wooden wall promoting “Become a Rainmaker,” featuring outdoor and work scenes with men and women in rugged clothing handling equipment and laptops in nature. The posters include bold yellow and black or green and white text with phrases like “Get a real job,” “Make it Rain,” “Rainmaking: the new American trade,” “Your office chair has four wheel drive,” “Work with Nature,” and “End drought forever.”

Matt Blank@msbutah· Jul 1

This but with Vlassic

Matt Blank@msbutah· Jun 28

Home turf 5k. I only swallowed one bug and nearly got run over by an 8-year old on an e-bike, but somehow managed a 9’30” pace.

A map of a suburb with a yellow line around a water feature showing a running path.

Matt Blank@msbutah· Jun 26

I see Spooky Vision, I watch

A cartoon image of a small orange fish with wide eyes inside a round fishbowl with green plants, set against a purple background. On the left side of the image, the word “SPOOKY” is written vertically in black dripping letters, and on the right, the word “VISION” is written in the same style. Each word is topped and bottomed with the face of Barbara Streisand.

Matt Blank@msbutah· Jun 22

A cartoonishly photoshopped image of Mariah Carey to give her an impossibly small waist and arms

Matt Blank@msbutah· Jun 22

I love sport!

Two baseball players in red jerseys and gray pants stand on a base during a game, with one wearing a helmet and the number 28 on his back. They appear to be talking or gesturing to each other on the dirt infield, with a safety netting visible in the foreground.

Matt Blank@msbutah· Jun 22

At the man zoo tonight

A wide-angle view of a baseball game in progress at The Ballpark at America First Square, with players positioned on the field and a batter at home plate. The stadium is partially filled with spectators, and the outfield features a large scoreboard and green wall with advertisements. Beyond the stadium, there is a clear blue sky and a backdrop of tall, snow-capped mountains.

Matt Blank@msbutah· Jun 20

Ah the first bad AQI day due to wildfire. Summer has arrived.

A classical-style painting of a solemn young man in dark Renaissance clothing pointing casually toward a fire in the background, with large white text at the bottom that says, “SHIT’S ON FIRE, YO.”

Matt Blank@msbutah· Jun 14

Tried to screenshot it on my phone but it’s blocked. So terrible TV picture is as best I can do.

Matt Blank@msbutah· Jun 14

How about a nice gazpacho?

Lisa Simpson is smiling while holding a large beige bowl filled with dark red liquid. The character is standing next to a light blue table and a tan wall.

Matt Blank@msbutah· Jun 12

I somehow managed to tear my undershirt. While wearing it under my shirt.

A man wearing glasses, a pink polo shirt, and a white undershirt lifts his arm to expose his armpit. The white undershirt has a tear along the armpit seam, and some hair is visible. The background shows a black mesh office chair and green cables running along the ceiling.

Matt Blank@msbutah· Jun 12

Took me a moment to realize this wasn’t an updated photo of the first presidency and the quorum.

A group of fifteen men dressed in all-white suits pose in front of a large white statue of Jesus Christ with outstretched arms. They are arranged with six seated in the front row and nine standing behind them. The background features a mural of a serene landscape with sunlight breaking through clouds, and a semicircular wall lined with classical-style statues.

Matt Blank@msbutah· Jun 11

Getting out my CueCat to add you on Bluesky

The CueCat barcode scanner, a grey plastic handheld device in the shape of a lying cat. Attached is a cable bundle and purple PS/2 connector.

Matt Blank@msbutah· Jun 4

Our corporate ChatGPT instance has now included a Banzai Buddy that sits in the corner of the screen. Everything old is new again.

A screenshot of a Windows desktop taskbar showing icons for the Start menu, Microsoft Edge, Outlook, and Microsoft Teams. Above the taskbar, a small blue cartoon cloud character with a dark face screen and a white arrow symbol on its chest is displayed, floating in front of the windows of a beige tiled building.

Matt Blank@msbutah· May 26

Perhaps they’ll turn the White House into an aquarium too.

A large, futuristic metal and white canopy structure with four arched legs stands on a grassy plaza with mountains in the background under a bright, partly cloudy sky. Several black chairs are arranged in the foreground, and nearby trees and modern buildings are visible.

Matt Blank@msbutah· May 24

Out exploring the Sunday bazaar at Millcreek

Two smiling men take a selfie outdoors in front of a modern apartment building on a sunny day with scattered clouds. The man in front wears a gray striped shirt, a dark baseball cap, and sunglasses, while the man behind wears a red shirt and dark sunglasses. The building has balconies and a large mural on the side depicting a nature scene with a river, waterfall, trees, flowers, rocks, and an eagle flying in the sky.

A display rack of small clear plastic bags containing stickers. The central sticker shows a happy, chubby cat lying on its back while a hand scratches its belly, with the words “Rolling Fatties” above and below the cat. The surrounding stickers feature colorful designs, including a rainbow and text that says “YOU AIN’T ROCKIN’,” but they are partially obscured.

Matt Blank@msbutah· May 21

Matt Blank@msbutah· May 18

LLM, but the M stands for Minion. It only generates responses in Minionese.

A small yellow Minion stands in blue overalls and is waving with his left hand raised. He has two speech bubbles, one reading Bello and the other Poopaye

Matt Blank@msbutah· May 15

Cheers to 40, courtesy this snap from my sister

A smiling bald man with a beard and glasses sits in a restaurant booth, holding a tiny espresso cup. He is wearing a black and white patterned polo shirt with a black sleeve and a smartwatch on his wrist. In front of him is a white table with an empty plate and spoon. The image has a pink and gold graphic at the bottom that reads "Birthday Queen" with a small crown. The restaurant interior and other patrons are visible in the background.

Matt Blank@msbutah· May 11

Maybe we’ll get one of these?

A cartoon scene from The Simpsons shows Homer sitting in his car and looking up at a large roadside billboard. The billboard reads, “This year, give her… ENGLISH MUFFINS” in big bold letters. On the billboard, a smiling cartoon man in a blue sweater offers a tray of English muffins to a smiling, waving Julia Reagan in a red dress who is edited into the image. The background features a clear blue sky with a few clouds and green trees.

Matt Blank@msbutah· May 7

Now I want a popcat starfox