With the right looks and personality, they don't *need* naughty parts

I remember that sitcom! Matt Frewer on a sugar high would explain a lot.

Unfortunately, King Ralph might be a step up compared to the current gang of idiots.

For your viewing pleasure in these trying times: Snow groomin' the human (me). Scientifically, the behavior is called allogrooming, or (as I pronounce it) "'allo! grooming"

The full John Adams quote is too long for Bluesky, so I must relegate it to alt text:

They don't get that Norman Rockwell was a *huge* advocate for diversity.

Are you trying to reverse @scalzi.com 's trajectory?

He looks like the kid from the original V miniseries who joined the Visitor Youth.

"Hello, my baby; hello, my honey, Hello, my pharoah, pal!

I paused the video when it began to repeat and caught the moment it all clicked for her

I think I know the suspect! (if they were Hostess products, it'd be more difficult to narrow down)

Anybody else have this thought whenever they hear that nickname?

Have you seen the couple's costume?

I still love Allie Brosh's pain scale from Hyperbole And A Half hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/02/boyf...

Without saying your age, who was your first animated crush?

Aside from the bride & groom? How about our wedding cake (read the titles bottom-to-top)

Last celebrity image saved in your phone is your therapist. No cheating.

Here's how they turned out. He was verklempt; we now carry each other's heart with us everywhere. If anyone else is interested, I got them from www.etsy.com/ca/shop/Ston...

Post your Queen

Always satisfying to give the haters a scare, though when you said you drove "through" a rally, I hoped it would've gone more like this:

I always associate "harumph" with Blazing Saddles

Nora passed away several years ago, but Nick's our buddy.