It’s a lazy #caturday for us 🥰

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In case you were curious how I destress at work- it’s the geese 🤣🤣 The badge clip that started it all:

My besties 🤣🤣 They have a whole ass wardrobe, I’ve now also got teeeeny little goose figures and silly goose stickers for my favorite coworkers too. It’s a whole ass thing 🤣🤣🤣

Queens gonna Queen #caturday

Oh my gawdddd the shadow does line up almost perfect with the chair 🤣🤣 She’s headless here! She’s finally realizing we’re packing to leave and is not thrilled about it 🤣🤣

Only packing the essentials 😎

Hahahahahahaha guilty 🤣🤣 this one is my hidden gem

It’s actually turned into a whole thing 🤣🤣 We’re the Silly Goose Club 🤪 I’m actually running low and need to get more. In more important news, I did give the one gangsta a crown 🤣🤣

I honk, DUH 🤣🤣

My desk geese dressed as gangstas and the random goose stickers I’ve been placing around the locations has confirmed I’m full of shenanigans 🤣🤣

I’m in love 😍 We found our girl in the snow and after an exhaustive effort to find her owners, and realizing she was abandoned in an apparently popular spot for that, she rescued us 💜

She’s as over this administration as we are 🤣😭

We interrupt your doom scrolling with the most purrrrrrfect little lady ever 💜 #caturday

I aspire to be the level of chill as my cat always seems to be 🤣

I’d like to humbly apologize for not sharing any Missy photos for what feels like an eternity. Behold, the queen of my heart.

Receipts 😌😜

It’s too long 🤣🤣

Ok, so I have a gaggle of gangsta geese on my desk (with Roz) who are watching over me 🤣🤣🤣 May the poop rain down

It’s rough in these streets, but I’ve got my own little gaggle of gangstas…

This is how you advertise 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Mood:

She needs a name! Allow me to introduce my newest addition, my desk goose 🤣 Yes… there are more outfits because duh. #PorchGooseClub #ButOnADesk

I was feeling fancy 🥴

But like why was I nervous? 😂 It’s not like it’s my day job 😝