Brian M. Milton

@munchkinstein

Short, rumpled Scotsman. Has a terrible pain in all the diodes down his left hand side. Not on social media as much as he used to be but if he is, it will be occasional writing and a lot of stupid bollocks. He/Him

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Brian M. Milton@munchkinstein· 28d

Oh, if it's #CowAppreciationDay, in a related manner, let me show you some pirate cows we saw once near Mallaig.

Six or seven cows walking into the sea to get past a rubber dinghy which is flying a skull and crossbones on a sandy beach.

Brian M. Milton@munchkinstein· 28d

Plenty more seen this afternoon and my feet are sore, but special shout out to the Cù-Sìdhe in the Necropolis.

A Scottie dog statue painted to have sickly green fur with bones showing through

Brian M. Milton@munchkinstein· 28d

The answer is Bingham Pond, by the way.

The rear of a Scottie dog statue with a map painted on it. Bingham Pond is right where it doesn't want to be.

Brian M. Milton@munchkinstein· 28d

Oh so many dogs. Current favourite is probably the ones in Partick library which are actively reading.

A small Scottie dog statue with its nose literally in an open book

A Scottie dog statue with a densely worded map of the west of Glasgow on it

A Scottie dog painted with a post-apocalyptic scene of Glasgow landmarks covered in plants

Brian M. Milton@munchkinstein· 28d

Question, is Partick or Kelvinbridge the arse of Glasgow?

A Scottie dog sculpture decked out in Clockwork Orange colours with the names of stations. Both Partick and Kelvinbridge are near the bum.

Brian M. Milton@munchkinstein· Jul 11

Did see this guy, though, for all your urban folk horror needs.

A hedge cut into the rough shape of a head and shoulders. In the face can just be made out a red plastic nose and some eyes

Brian M. Milton@munchkinstein· Jul 7

Do you think anyone in Clacton will notice he's resigned?

Guardian headline saying "Farage says he is resigning but will stand in 'people vs establishment ' by election'
"

Brian M. Milton@munchkinstein· Jul 3

It's a fun Friday visiting a random backcourt.

Sha in a purple bee suit is waving a smoker at a small nucleus box of bees that's on an aluminium decorator's step against a brick wall.

Brian M. Milton@munchkinstein· Jul 2

Scan of the Munchkin game card for a Level 8 Gazebo

Brian M. Milton@munchkinstein· Jun 25

It's too warm to be clever, so some things inspired by my day.

Brian M. Milton@munchkinstein· Jun 21

Eleven o'clock at night and someone is hunting sea glass that glows under UV light.

A view along a stoney beach with some small houses on the left under a pale blue sky.

Brian M. Milton@munchkinstein· Jun 21

Still in Fife. Being an idiot Scot it's taken me too long to remember that blue skies mean the big light in the sky is burny. Still, means the sea is almost not baltic for a swim.