Murphy’s a Living Dead Girl

@murphyslaw

Just another cyber/cosplay/musical nerd with a slight addiction to makeup. Living with nr-axSpA the best I can. Bi/Gray-Ace 🌈 Just don’t call me Sir

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Murphy’s a Living Dead Girl@murphyslaw· 17d

Felt pretty for a good two hours for some birthday karaoke. Now I’m home in Kpop Demon Hunters sweatpants with a colicky sleeping baby on my chest

Murphy’s a Living Dead Girl@murphyslaw· 26d

Thanks hun. She’s my little homie already 💕

Newborn Baby on a pink fuzzy blanket. Looking up at the camera. In a white onesie with ice cream stands on it

Murphy’s a Living Dead Girl@murphyslaw· Jul 24

I live. It’s been a crazy week. Miss Ella showed up two weeks early after my fluid dropped too low. Her father was suffering with both Cryptosporidium AND ecoli the day I was induced. Poor man was ready to crash out. We’re healthy though and she is the sweetest lil bean

Smiling Selfie in morning light, outside. Green tank top on. Stains from leaking breast milk slightly visible

Sleeping baby on my chest. She’s laying slightly on her side with her hand under her cheek

Murphy’s a Living Dead Girl@murphyslaw· Jul 2

This house is starting to feel like hospice care for orphaned critters. RIP little man. You had a day. We gave you a week. Wish it was longer

Tiny angry tuxedo kitten being helped up by 4 fingers

Murphy’s a Living Dead Girl@murphyslaw· Jun 29

Another thing we didn’t need but have now. The cat distribution system always gives me the weakest tiniest babies, but after losing our duckling Ling Ling on Father’s Day, he is a little extra joy in the house

Tiny fluffy tuxedo kitten on a paw print blanket. Eyes closed with feet in the air

Tiny tuxedo kitten on a kitchen table. Is yawning but looks like screaming into the void. Me too, tiny cat

Selfie in a black button down pajama dress. Tiny swaddled kitten hiding in my top. Fearless the tuxedo cat on my shoulder

Murphy’s a Living Dead Girl@murphyslaw· Jun 19

Oooh shiny (I say between laughing sobs) Also I was not touching any of that. My sensory issues were like NO MAAM 🤣

Picture of a drainage pan with transmission fluid and “glitter”. A hand in the foreground showing how much metal dust was collected with a finger swipe

Murphy’s a Living Dead Girl@murphyslaw· Jun 19

If that sets off the moderation my renn fest tiddies SURELY do.

Selfie in a deep red Renaissance overdress. Bright green short hair and sparkle makeup

Murphy’s a Living Dead Girl@murphyslaw· Jun 4

Last night was TERRIBLE. Whatever side I wasn’t laying on, it felt like someone was sticking a hot poker in my side. Then Ella would kick the fuck out of the spot that hurt. No amount of being a human rotisserie was helping me. Feeling her kicking while also being in severe pain had me like

Murphy’s a Living Dead Girl@murphyslaw· May 31

My garbage week stayed garbage. Got diagnosed with gestational diabetes, my monitoring kit that was ordered is out of stock, and my partners horse was stolen last night. 31 weeks pregnant today. Lil girl is gonna come out spicy with all the attitude I’ve had carrying her

Selfie in a black dress with a muted rainbow colored tie wrap. Sitting on the couch with my shot hair curly looking up at the camera. Pregnancy bump visible

Murphy’s a Living Dead Girl@murphyslaw· Apr 30

As pointed out by my BD, I must finally acknowledge that my bump is bigger than my “dump truck ass” 😂😂😂 Tbh I think she’s stealing it cuz I haven’t gained a pound and yet

Mirror selfie of baby bump at 26 weeks. In a black sports bra and boy shorts

Murphy’s a Living Dead Girl@murphyslaw· Apr 4

Murphy stretched and kicked me in the stomach. Ella was apparently offended by this and kicked back. I am the only one dealing with the fallout from this. 😭

Black and white heeler/pitty mix dog. Covered in gray blankets and sleeping

Murphy’s a Living Dead Girl@murphyslaw· Mar 9

“Whoever gets to play with those is a lucky mf!” Me. I get to play with them. Cuz they fucking hurt and need massages 😂

Selfie in a black maxi dress with a scoop collar. Laying on couch with my hand on my small baby bump

Murphy’s a Living Dead Girl@murphyslaw· Feb 19

These things are getting outta hand already

Murphy’s a Living Dead Girl@murphyslaw· Feb 13

Between you and @shinery.bsky.social I’ve been absolutely spoiled today and I can’t thank you both enough. I just been sobbing at how loved this community has made me feel when I don’t have much of a physical support presence all the time

Maternity gifts. Bottle warmer, swaddler, leggings, body pillow, and belly support belt

Murphy’s a Living Dead Girl@murphyslaw· Feb 12

The little bean with her hand up

Ultrasound around 14weeks. Hand is raised in pics

Murphy’s a Living Dead Girl@murphyslaw· Jan 29

Also hi from me and my eye bags 😂

Selfie in a black tunic shirt. Laying on the couch. Slight baby bump starting to show. Green eyeshadow to match short green curly hair

Murphy’s a Living Dead Girl@murphyslaw· Jan 29

Speculums are a medieval torture device and a crime against my soul. I will not be convinced otherwise. I desperately need an advancement in technology for this one particular thing. Anyway. Say hi to bean

13 week ultrasound measuring baby at 8.07cm

Murphy’s a Living Dead Girl@murphyslaw· Jan 12

You crop the picture and suddenly it’s absolutely stunning. Sigh.

Priyanka Chopra close up in black dress with diamond necklace

Murphy’s a Living Dead Girl@murphyslaw· Jan 12

It’s giving Mira again

Mira (Kpop demon hunters) sleeping bag look

Murphy’s a Living Dead Girl@murphyslaw· Dec 25

UPDATE: they had it removed. Fuckers.

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Murphy’s a Living Dead Girl@murphyslaw· Oct 22

Apparently this is also happening in Frederick county. I hope they aren’t searching for seemingly single women on deeds cuz they’re gonna have a readily bad time with me

Reddit post about fake health inspectors banging on a woman’s door demanding entry, used her maiden name that she hasn’t gone by in years. Continued returning and pounding on the door until they realized the poster was on the phone with law enforcement. Incident happened in PG county MD

Murphy’s a Living Dead Girl@murphyslaw· Oct 19

I have a @thesharkqueen.com btw

Murphy and shark queen at Maryland Renaissance Faire. Mary in yellow and black leather, with an orange flower headpiece. Liz in green with a silver corset dress and green horns

Murphy’s a Living Dead Girl@murphyslaw· Oct 14

26 year old me could never. 36 year old old me however…

Harvest goddess for rennfest. Sitting in a giant chair holding a wooden mug, dressed in layers of gold, orange, and red, with a flower crown.

Murphy’s a Living Dead Girl@murphyslaw· Aug 20

Leaning down smiling, my brown and white border collie mix looking up at me. Trees behinds us.

Murphy’s a Living Dead Girl@murphyslaw· Aug 14

If you’d like to contribute to the “Alive against my will for another year fund” please do, or don’t, somehow I keep existing anyway Vm: @ mggh14

Murphy’s a Living Dead Girl@murphyslaw· Aug 14

This is 36 I suppose

Selfie sitting on my porch in the dark. No makeup. Black tank top. Two green braids in front of my face. Text says “I guess I’m 36 now” text below says Thursday 12:14am

Murphy’s a Living Dead Girl@murphyslaw· Aug 13

The migraine is gone but the aura, and the horrors, persist. Just letting myself cry today cuz holding it in will probably make everything worse. Debating just checking out mentally until the weekend. Too sick. Too many memories. And I know at this point, tomorrow will just be worse

Post from August 13, 2016. The day before my birthday. Showing a bracelet my mom got me that matches my grandmothers ring, and me holding and looking down at a tiny brown and white puppy that my Aunt had vaccinated for me and gave me for my birthday

Murphy’s a Living Dead Girl@murphyslaw· Jul 30

Our team has ass for days. And asses like these need funding to live while we live for our art 💕

Laying on a pool float. Black bikini. Taken over the shoulder showing booty. There’s also a lil flamingo floating around in the back

Murphy’s a Living Dead Girl@murphyslaw· Jul 29

How I motivated myself to get work done today. Working for @thesharkqueen.com means I can float and help my bones AND edit at the same time 😂

Poolside table set up with an iPad/ keyboard, a portable speaker, and a Simply spiked lemonade. Shaded by the back of a lawn chair

Murphy’s a Living Dead Girl@murphyslaw· Jul 29

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