Matthias Bergmann, Anti-Fascist Abomination 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️

@muttgoalie1909

He/him, trans man, writer, artist, aro/ace gay nerd. Long-suffering Borussia Dortmund fan/Azzurri supporter. Heja BVB, Forza Azzurri, Ad Victoriam

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Matthias Bergmann, Anti-Fascist Abomination 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️@muttgoalie1909· Jul 13

A very hot-looking picture that looks like the sun rising over clouds but also kind of looks like what Hell or the surface of the sun would look like (the sky is red, the clouds are red and orange, practically everything in the picture is red and orange), captioned "To all the people who complained it was too cold during winter, are you fucking happy now".

Matthias Bergmann, Anti-Fascist Abomination 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️@muttgoalie1909· Jun 24

Those boos are gonna be so loud that the US Geological Survey people will mistake it for an earthquake

A raccoon rubbing its front paws together with the most wicked grin imaginable.

Matthias Bergmann, Anti-Fascist Abomination 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️@muttgoalie1909· Jun 17

A drawing of a very overweight leopard dropping Alka-Seltzer tablets into a glass of water, as if to wash down all the faces it just ate.

Matthias Bergmann, Anti-Fascist Abomination 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️@muttgoalie1909· Jun 1

A South Park character sitting at a computer. The caption reads "That was your meme annnnnnnnnnnd it's stolen".

Matthias Bergmann, Anti-Fascist Abomination 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️@muttgoalie1909· May 12

✋🛑STOP🛑✋ You are being BOOTED from the skyline! Reskeet with a photo of your 🥾👢BOOTS👢🥾 to continue scrolling.

A picture of a pair of black, shiny leather boots with metal buckles and yellow shoelaces, resting on a desk.

Matthias Bergmann, Anti-Fascist Abomination 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️@muttgoalie1909· May 10

Oh, noooooo, the people who hoard all the wealth while average Americans struggle are sick of being vilified. Boo FUCKING hoo

A black and white picture of a crying baby, captioned "Someone call the Waaaambulance!".

Matthias Bergmann, Anti-Fascist Abomination 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️@muttgoalie1909· May 2

A picture of Grumpy Cat (a small, Munchkin cat), simply captioned "GOOD".

Matthias Bergmann, Anti-Fascist Abomination 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️@muttgoalie1909· Apr 19

A drawing of a pair of hands washing a set of eyeballs under a running faucet, because holy shit I did not need that mental image.

Matthias Bergmann, Anti-Fascist Abomination 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️@muttgoalie1909· Apr 15

A cartoon drawing of a pair of hands washing a set of eyeballs under a running faucet, as if to cleanse them of the shit they just saw.

Matthias Bergmann, Anti-Fascist Abomination 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️@muttgoalie1909· Apr 11

Godspeed, my companion; Phoenix Artemis, my devoted companion for 17 years, making her way back to the stars on the last day of the Artemis moon mission. You were always my best girl, my one constant when my world was one defined by chaos. I got 17 years with you; I still wish it was longer

Matthias Bergmann, Anti-Fascist Abomination 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️@muttgoalie1909· Feb 10

LOL turns out it was my first-grade teacher and it was 1997, but I WAS CLOSE (also hi, Ms. Pat, if you ever see this)

Matthias Bergmann, Anti-Fascist Abomination 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️@muttgoalie1909· Feb 8

Alice from "Alice in Wonderland", smiling and pointing upwards; the caption reads "Check out this cunt".

Matthias Bergmann, Anti-Fascist Abomination 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️@muttgoalie1909· Dec 13

Mutts are the best kind of cat. I mean, just look at this gorgeous mutt

A long-haired cat with gray fur (occasionally broken up with splotches of tan fur) and yellow-green eyes; her front paws are crossed and she's looking almost directly at the camera, sitting in a car seat that she is absolutely not supposed to be sitting in.

Matthias Bergmann, Anti-Fascist Abomination 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️@muttgoalie1909· Dec 8

An elderly woman in a blue shirt; she looks confused and the picture is simply captioned "wat".

Matthias Bergmann, Anti-Fascist Abomination 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️@muttgoalie1909· Dec 4

Welcome to winter, bitches

A selfie of my sorry ass standing in front of a snowy landscape at dusk; the entire landscape is covered in snow with the exception of the river running behind me. I'm decked out in a jacket with numerous pins and patches on it, wearing a scarf of the style usually sported by football/soccer fans which covering up the bottom half of my face, and a black and yellow striped beanie hat. Snow is still falling, partially dusting me in this picture, and let's be real, I guarantee nobody's reading this alt text but I am committed to including it in every picture I post so here you go LOL

Matthias Bergmann, Anti-Fascist Abomination 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️@muttgoalie1909· Nov 1

Since I didn't get to do jack for Halloween other than watching Nightmare Before Christmas (my time-honored tradition that I will literally never give up), have this "selfie" instead

My sorry ass wearing a Spider-man mask underneath a backwards baseball cap and a jacket with numerous pins on it, flipping the bird because why not

Matthias Bergmann, Anti-Fascist Abomination 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️@muttgoalie1909· Oct 31

The text simply reads, "It hurt itself in its confusion"; a screenshot most likely of an early Pokemon game caption

Matthias Bergmann, Anti-Fascist Abomination 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️@muttgoalie1909· Oct 16

Edited it a bit to highlight all the most important parts for anyone to share with MAGA voters who will almost certainly pretend like this shit isn't wildly illegal and can't be bothered to read the whole thing

26 U.S. Code § 7217 - Prohibition on executive branch influence over taxpayer audits and other investigations
U.S. Code
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(a)Prohibition
It shall be unlawful for any applicable person to request, directly or indirectly, any officer or employee of the Internal Revenue Service to conduct or terminate an audit or other investigation of any particular taxpayer with respect to the tax liability of such taxpayer.

(b)Reporting requirement
Any officer or employee of the Internal Revenue Service receiving any request prohibited by subsection (a) shall report the receipt of such request to the Treasury Inspector General for Tax Administration.

(c)Exceptions
Subsection (a) shall not apply to any written request made—
(1)to an applicable person by or on behalf of the taxpayer and forwarded by such applicable person to the Internal Revenue Service;
(2)by an applicable person for disclosure of return or return information under section 6103 if such request is made in accordance with the requirements of such section; or
(3)by the Secretary of the Treasury as a consequence of the implementation of a change in tax policy.
(d)Penalty
Any person who willfully violates subsection (a) or fails to report under subsection (b) shall be punished upon conviction by a fine in any amount not exceeding $5,000, or imprisonment of not more than 5 years, or both, together with the costs of prosecution.

(e)Applicable person
For purposes of this section, the term “applicable person” means—
(1)the President, the Vice President, any employee of the executive office of the President, and any employee of the executive office of the Vice President; and
(2)any individual (other than the Attorney General of the United States) serving in a position specified in section 5312 of title 5, United States Code.

The screenshot has been slightly edited to highlight the most relevant bits for the MAGA voters who need more than one hint to understand how all of this shit is illegal.

Matthias Bergmann, Anti-Fascist Abomination 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️@muttgoalie1909· Oct 13

Happy Indigenous Peoples' Day and the most heartfelt "fuck you" to the dead genocide guy

A picture of a Native American woman smirking and flipping the bird; the caption reads "This Monday, don't forget: Fuck Christopher Columbus".

Matthias Bergmann, Anti-Fascist Abomination 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️@muttgoalie1909· Oct 11

A picture of Dick Van Dyke dressed as a Mary Poppins character, simply captioned "Unsolicited Dick Pic".

Matthias Bergmann, Anti-Fascist Abomination 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️@muttgoalie1909· Oct 10

A picture of Nelson from The Simpsons (a yellow-skinned, brown-haired boy wearing a red shirt and blue vest), pointing and laughing. A speech bubble simply says "HA HA".

Matthias Bergmann, Anti-Fascist Abomination 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️@muttgoalie1909· Sep 23

A picture of text on a dark blue background that is supposed to resemble White House stationery: the text reads "Autism Action Plan" and the words "Keep existing" underneath it, with an emoji of an upraised middle finger, because fuck Trump.

Matthias Bergmann, Anti-Fascist Abomination 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️@muttgoalie1909· Sep 10

A statue of a man with glowing eyes, holding a dodgeball.

Matthias Bergmann, Anti-Fascist Abomination 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️@muttgoalie1909· Aug 30

A man standing in a crowd, hands on his waist, looking disappointed

Matthias Bergmann, Anti-Fascist Abomination 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️@muttgoalie1909· Aug 3

Gonna take a moment to shout out the previous owner(s) of my Super Nintendo AND of my OG Playstation; whoever you were, you took good care of these consoles, they both look like I just pulled them out of the box and for that, I salute you 🫡

A picture of a first-generation PlayStation (with a controller sitting atop the console, and a memory card sticking out over the "player 1" controller slot), and a Super Nintendo with a copy of "Yoshi's Island" sticking out of the cartridge slot (also with a controller sitting nearby). Both are sitting atop a small wooden table; neither shows signs of yellowing like older consoles that were not treated as well tend to show. The previous owners of these consoles clearly took care of them, and for that, I salute them.

Matthias Bergmann, Anti-Fascist Abomination 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️@muttgoalie1909· Aug 3

I know I've asked this question before but come on, Ramazzotti can't fucking sing

A meme of Bernie Sanders, who appears to be saying "I am once again asking who thought it was a good idea to give Eros Ramazzotti a recording contract"

Matthias Bergmann, Anti-Fascist Abomination 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️@muttgoalie1909· Jul 29

Hey, autistic trans guy struggling to find work and looking for help with food and other bills. Need $50 to cover food for the week; I have no other form of income and really need the help right now #MutualAid #HelpSky Here's a cat for your time venmo.com/u/Matthias-B... cash.app/$MatthiasBer...

A long-haired gray cat sleeping on a bed

Matthias Bergmann, Anti-Fascist Abomination 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️@muttgoalie1909· Jul 29

New character alert: meet Vincenzo (AKA "Batshit Battisti" by people who don't value their own lives)

A digital art piece of a man standing in front of a police lineup wall. The man is tall, lightly tan-skinned, with pale, dirty blond hair that is spiked up on top and buzzed on the sides. His right eye is bright blue and his left eye is bright green. He is clad in a black tank top, red suspenders, a brown belt (with a silver buckle), black pinstriped dress pants, black dress shoes, and finger-less red gloves, with a gold chain around his neck and a gold watch on his left wrist. He has numerous tattoos; a black and white target on his left shoulder, a stylized orange fox on his left shoulder, three black bands across his right bicep (with the number "07.22.81" inscribed in the middle band), a tattoo of a pocketwatch (the "chain" appears to be wrapped around his arm) surrounded by stars and dark blue coloring on his lower right forearm, and a styled tattoo of a red devil and pitchforks on his upper right forearm. He also has six visible scars across his left chest and neck area that resemble old stab wounds, and a long scar that runs down the left side of his face. He holds a silenced pistol in his right hand and a silver-handled switchblade in his left; he stares out at the viewer with a somewhat deranged, snarling expression on his face, as if he's going to attack the viewer.

The man's nickname is not "Batshit Battisti" for nothing.

Matthias Bergmann, Anti-Fascist Abomination 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️@muttgoalie1909· Jul 23

Tonight's soundtrack to my art making. RIP, you fucking legend

A picture of a hand holding up an old vinyl record cover; in particular a copy of Ozzy Osbourne's "Blizzard Of Ozz" album. There's a computer monitor in the background of the art piece I am currently working on (which will get a post of its own, complete with alt text, when I finish it)

Matthias Bergmann, Anti-Fascist Abomination 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️@muttgoalie1909· Jul 5