Matt Yake

@myake

Object creator/entropy manager, Serious Grip & Electric, IATSE 487, Baltimore

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Matt Yake@myake· 18d

of course

a screenshot from the article reading:
“The Salamanca pilot also includes deployment of a Realbotix M-Series humanoid robot, which uses natural conversation, facial expressions and real-time interaction to create engaging, hands-on learning experiences,” the press release states.

Realbotix, formerly Tokens.com, a Toronto-based company, purchased Simulacra, a Las Vegas-based company known for realistic sex dolls, for $16.7m in April 2024, marking a pivot for the company from crypto to humanoid robots.

Realbotix has denied ties to the sex doll company, and denied any inferences that the dolls – manufactured by Abyss Creations, a subsidiary of Realbotix – are related to the pilot program.

Matt Yake@myake· 21d

big day for Danny

A note pad that says at the top "Danny's To Do List." Tasks listed are DMT, Buy eggs, and Milk

Matt Yake@myake· 27d

the birthday boys, Betelgeuse and Tush

Two cats in a sun beam with their heads together, looking directly at the camera. Tuxedo on the left and creamsicle on the right

Matt Yake@myake· 27d

squidward crocs

a pair of crocs with a 3D squidward face on the toe box

Matt Yake@myake· 29d

/Nancy by Caroline Cash, 7/14/2026. A single, wide panel that shows Sluggo asleep in bed, patches asleep on top of him, dreaming of selling woims to some punks

Matt Yake@myake· Jul 2

third tv added, tiny crt on a swing. today's triple feature is (top to bottom) Psycho (1960), Psycho (1998), and The Borrowers (1997)

Three televisions mounted one on top of the other. Top TV is a ~8 inch crt on a swing hung from the crane gantry

Matt Yake@myake· Jun 30

someone must have done a brake job in the parking lot last night, old rotors in the dumpster. don't think I've ever seen a rotor worn so thin

A brake rotor that has been worn down to about an eighth inch

Matt Yake@myake· Jun 22

the top 50 most popular "colors" from sherwin williams. c'mon people, live a little

a grid of colors that are almost all gray or beige

Matt Yake@myake· Jun 11

let's goooooooooooooo

Three televisions stacked on top of one another. From top to bottom, a flat screen tv showing Mexico vs South Africa, a tiny TV showing Escape From New York, and a large CRT showing Escape from LA

Matt Yake@myake· Jun 10

he's doing it again

A tuxedo cat laying on his back with his hind feet dug into the rug even with his shoulders. Butthole on full display

Matt Yake@myake· Jun 8

end of an era 😞

A black Honda fit with a crunched up front end. She's totaled

Matt Yake@myake· Jun 4

woims

Matt Yake@myake· Jun 3

Honda Fit is a working vehicle

The rear of a black Honda fit with the hatch open showing that it is packed completely full of wisteria vines

Matt Yake@myake· May 27

hellllloooooo new batch of washington blvd goslings

A line of ten goslings, lead by two adult geese, walks up a grassy hill in front of semi-industrial office park

Matt Yake@myake· May 9

no gods, no masters

Matt Yake@myake· May 7

makin' holes

A freshly dug 12"x22" hole with a post hole digger in it

Matt Yake@myake· Apr 30

bread beverage

Matt Yake@myake· Apr 27

the last panel of Nancy, by Caroline Cash on 4/27/26. it shows Nancy thinking of a black cat with Sluggo's head while she says "I see..."

Matt Yake@myake· Apr 23

moved a pot in the backyard and found this lil sphinx(?) moth pupae. I moved it under some leaf debris so hopefully it'll make it. it was wiggling about. natural world wowing me daily

A close up picture of a sphinx (?) moth pupae. It's dark red, sectioned, and you can faintly see the outlines of moth shapes

Matt Yake@myake· Apr 14

oh hi

Three cats in the window, all looking directly to camera

Matt Yake@myake· Apr 13

trump take fluoride

A press release from the Baltimore Department of Public Works that reads:
Baltimore City to Temporarily Lower Fluoride Levels in Drinking Water Due to Supply Constraints
The Baltimore City Department of Public Works (DPW) will reduce the level of fluoride in its drinking water system beginning this week due to ongoing national supply chain challenges affecting the availability of hydrofluorosilicic acid, which is a compound commonly used for water fluoridations. This adjustment will affect all people served by the City of Baltimore’s’ public water system, including residents in Baltimore City, Baltimore County, and Howard County.

Fluoride levels will be lowered from approximately 0.7 milligrams per liter to 0.4 milligrams per liter at its Ashburton and Montebello filtration plants. There are no required minimum fluoride levels. Drinking water will remain safe and meet all federal and state water quality standards. This reduction does not affect the overall safety or quality of the water as fluoride is not regulatory required additive.

These constraints are part of broader national supply chain disruptions, driven in part by ongoing conflict in the Middle East, as well as reduced domestic production and limited output from key international suppliers. A key supplier based in Israel has experienced significant operational disruptions.

Matt Yake@myake· Apr 8

so many things are terrible but ya know what isn't? the Shop Vac Shop Sweep. I love this thing

A Shop Vac Shop Sweep. It's a bare bones, upright shop vac. 1.5hp with an 8gal capacity. Ooooo baby it's a nice vac

Matt Yake@myake· Apr 2

ready for action

A tuxedo cat laying on his back with his hind feet dug into the rug even with his shoulders. He looks very silly

Matt Yake@myake· Mar 28

brothers in the sunshine

Two cats, one tuxedo and one creamsicle, lay on a floral rug, partially under an ottoman, basking in a sunbeam

Matt Yake@myake· Mar 27

crazy that you can just click "add to cart" on a $350k humanoid robot

a targeted banner ad that shows four robots, three humanoid and one dog

Matt Yake@myake· Mar 17

ISPY Baltimore

A tall apartment building in the center of the frame. At the top of the building are painted the letters ISPY, two stories tall, in white.

Matt Yake@myake· Mar 4

fundraiser for Falkenhan's employees next Monday, the 9th, at Union. I miss you Falkenhan's

poster in a store window that reads: Mon. March 9, 2026
FALKENHAN'S HARDWARE
Employee Fundraiser
UNION CRAFT BREWING
5pm - 8pm
$25 entry, beer ticket with entry
Food included! Silent Auction raffle! DJs Rocking!

Matt Yake@myake· Feb 27

cruising around google earth this morning and this spot near Al Zahra in Gaza, where the different moments in time meet , is horrifying and utterly heartbreaking. that there are people who would order, carry out, cheer on, or justify such a destruction of life is sometimes too much to comprehend

a google earth view of an area of Gaza near Al Zahra. in the lower left of the image there are trees, green fields, roads and houses. life. the rest of the image is aerial pictures from later, after Israel bombed, bulldozed, and buried everything

Matt Yake@myake· Feb 17

sovereign citizen sighting!

A sovereign citizen license plate. It reads:
ASIATIC NATION OF NORTH AMERICA
M.S.T. OF A. EXECUTIVE RULER
ALLI
[US flag] [Eye of Providence] [Moroccan flag]
et rellquit Diplomat / FOREIGN DIPLOMAT
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Matt Yake@myake· Feb 15