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Never for money, always for love Home is where I want to be, but I guess I’m already there
It’s so hot in Arizona that the tarantulas are scurrying across the street while listening to yacht rock
The best selling album in American history up to 1983: Tapestry (1971-1977) Saturday Night Fever (1977-1983) To take the top spot, you either need a cat or a white suit on the album cover. Michael Jackson knew what he was doing.
Whether it’s politics or sports, Bluesky has the juice
Don’t you wish your girlfriend (wife) cooked brownies like me (mine)?
The main thing we learned from the Epstein files is that a lot of powerful men like
nice w by the orioles, but this number simply won’t work
A duck I encountered in Boston Common would 100% enjoy pickles
when you ask to speak with the manager, and the person tells you that they, in fact, are the manager
Name a TV show you're positive no one remembers but you.
name a tv show you're positive no one remembers but you
