this dumb broad doesn't know how good she had it

did anyone post this yet

if I lived in Seattle

She's fine nowadays, and while I'm sure she'll remove your name from her list, mine is likely to remain at the top

pretty funny bit to condescendingly act like being a "Never Trumper" self-evidently means having principles and consistent beliefs while JD Vance is currently VP under Trump

"Daun Pelvik" is really bad, but I respectfully disagree with calling it the "dumbest" name this dipshit ever burped out:

this is the first sentence of the article this guy wrote about Elon Musk's nazi salute, in which he suggests that Elon is a troll who thinks it's funny to be a nazi, and isn't actually a nazi himself starting to wonder if he has an ulterior motive in demeaning people who notice obvious nazis

today was my birthday i'm old enough that i haven't expected presents from my parents for about 20 years and I should have outgrown my love of that fake Blue Raspberry flavoring around the same time so imagine my delight when my Mom gave me a big gift bag filled with blue razz treats today

Maybe I'll be able to afford a Steam Machine by the time my Steam Controller comes in 😭

it's not perfect, but when my FC leader wanted some GPose glamor shots, i dyed a "White Screen" item green and dropped it in my apartment as a makeshift chroma key studio Bluesky is probably gonna turn the transparency on the PNG into black, but i think it still gets the idea across

...i don't know why Jennifer Lopez was the name i went to here, because I swear i was unaware of her film, "The Mother," when i made this dumb post

when the video game has subversive themes and a plot twist that re-contextualizes the beginning of the story:

impotent sweaty bitch I wish I could get a job where they'd pay me six figures to be an actual, on-the-record loser

i thought maybe I hallucinated "Star Wars Blu-Ray advertisements on the Human Revolution loading screen" but luckily I was able to find a screenshot

it's a shame about the rest of the site, because 4chan has had some all-time hall of fame Posts on basically every possible topic

it's easy to claim Zelda fans from 2002 were all edgy teenagers overreacting to a different art style, but I wonder how many people today remember that it took 8 hours to download a 2 minute, 360i video most people hadn't seen it in motion, and the only screenshots we were shown looked like this

I didn't realize it was quite so long ago, I guess my overpowered guest left an impression

I've only ever heard/seen that in The Simpsons

absolutely humiliating

I definitely pissed this guy off even more by re-uploading his work without permission, but I'm gonna be hung up on this for a minute, TBQH Usually I have to be incredibly rude/hostile about politics to catch a block, so "your art looks like a real guy I know about" being unacceptable is new to me

POV: when you're colorblind

It took me a little while to remember where I had seen this dynamic recently: it was "Little Rocket Lab," where a dev responded to racist/misogynist Steam reviews

the cute cashier asks if I have any big weekend plans so I panic and start quoting RPG villains

"we bought houses [plural!!! Christ!]... and fixed them up" that sounds nice have you ever paid a quarter million to "fix up" an unfinished, glorified double-wide trailer in the middle of fucking nowhere?

The Reply Guy's Delight

sorry, I guess he's more like an onion with feet (and a face) anyway, here he is killing God in a one-on-one fist fight

the only thing I know about him is Donald Trump's tweet (from 2011, damn) saying that ol Frankie Barns was nasty as hell for blasting his titties out on C-SPAN I suspect I'm not alone in this cool legacy, you awful old dipshit

i like the map graphic that looks like a guide on catching roaming legendaries in a Pokemon game

i wonder if he still thinks that Elon Musk is only pretending to be a Nazi because "he is human South Park" (whatever the fuck that means)

hold up, I'm still stuck trying to picture the last non-sequitur metaphor I read that only sounds reasonable if you're a stupid asshole