myste (@myste) · DIRTY

myste

@myste

myste/talon┇est. 1998 ∗ ΘΔ silly little critter ∗ queer 🏳️‍⚧️ cat parent ∗ indie+folk music enjoyer ∗ occasional artist anti-capitalist, anti-imperialist 🇵🇸 palestine will be free. 🔞 kids and puritans go away

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myste@myste· Apr 29

society is dead

LIMITED EDITION 67 CHICKEN NUGGETS

myste@myste· Feb 3

i keep getting this error, even while not connected to wifi

This site can’t be reached

The webpage at https://iceout.org/en/ might be temporarily down or it may have moved permanently to a new web address.
ERR_FAILED

myste@myste· Jan 27

videos you can smell

A former reddit moderator of the subreddit LivestreamFail. He is balding and wearing a navy polo. In the video he rants about being removed from his mod position for promoting a scam.

myste@myste· Dec 21

uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh

a tasmanian devil sniffing the camera with text saying “when the uh 🥺”

myste@myste· Dec 14

my baby boy 🍊

Baron, an orange cat, sitting on a chair and staring into the camera

myste@myste· Dec 10

looks just like my childhood cat. she passed away recently. 2007-2025, loved that goober

a grey senior cat named Angel, with a white belly and white paws and yellow eyes.

myste@myste· Dec 5

i fell and a shawarma fell in my mouth

a chicken shawarma with tomatoes and pickles, tzatziki sauce and amba

seasoned crinkle cut fries

split pea soup

not pictured: baklava

myste@myste· Oct 13

my childhood cat has crossed the rainbow bridge. you will always be cherished, Angel. thank you for being there through my worst.

Angel, a grey and white cat sprawled out on the carpet and looking at the camera

Angel being stroked on the cheek, and she’s loafing

myste@myste· Sep 1

a calico named Haru

Haru the Calico laying on her side with wide eyes

myste@myste· Aug 15

it’s real and i evidently never spell reeses correctly

Werewolf Tracks Reese’s peanut butter cup
half white crème, half chocolate

myste@myste· Jul 16

these are my babies!!!

orange cat named Baron and a tortie cat named Haru, huddled together on bed

myste@myste· Jul 10

orange

orange cat named Baron lying in a bed and kneading a pillow

myste@myste· Jun 22

they’re unironically doing this huh

AP NEWS UPDATE

One of the B-2 pilots was a woman, US official says

BY MEG KINNARD, LOLITA C. BALDOR

Hegseth said Sunday that “our boys in those bombers are on their way home right now.”

But a U.S. official tells The Associated Press that a woman was among those piloting the seven B-2 bombers that dropped the powerful bunker-buster bombs on Iran’s nuclear facilities.

Officials have said each bomber had two crew members aboard. The official spoke on the condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to speak about the mission publicly.

myste@myste· Jun 16

all fun and games until you bite your finger off

RingPop Gummy Rings
Gummies you can wear!

(yeah i don’t know how it works either)

myste@myste· Jun 14

how to keep a mummy, an anime

myste@myste· Jun 13

look at this pride icon i got from @chibbutts.bsky.social !!! dragon … 🥺

myste, a fluffy dragon looking fabulous with an agender pride collar. the background is the original Gilbert Baker pride flag

myste@myste· May 21

would LOVE one of these !!! gilbert baker for background and trans flag for bandana. maybe have the colors of the flags be a bit less saturated?

myste ref sheet

gilbert baker pride flag !!

myste@myste· May 15

dragon food dragon food

Sushi inspired avocado toast:
avocado, smoked salmon, sesame seeds, sriracha mayo

blackberries and raspberries

salted tomato

myste@myste· Apr 23

walmart bathrooms are crazy 💀

a baby changing station with part of the labeling worn or deliberately peeled off

it now says “baby hanging station”

myste@myste· Apr 14

can confirm the braincell is missing today

orange cat lying on on the floor basking in the sun. he is tilting his head up so you can see his smile and fangs poking out

myste@myste· Apr 11

bet

i voted for kuromi in the 2025 sanrio character ranking

myste@myste· Mar 21

my life was made infinitely better by doing so

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myste@myste· Mar 19

redditor learns you are supposed to cook oatmeal

How to eat oatmeal? taste very horrible to me.

Hey folks,
I’ve always been the type to skip breakfast and just go for outside food later in the day, but I really want to change that, starting with breakfast.

I’ve heard oatmeal is super healthy, so I’m giving it a shot. Right now I’m doing cold milk, oats, a banana, and some nuts. It’s feels a bit bland and I dont think I m able to eat this everyday.

Any tips to make it tastier (but still healthy)? What do you all put in your oats to keep it interesting? I want to be able to eat it everyday

EDIT: i found out i m suppose to cook it and add salt. I will try it out tmr, and also there a thing call overnight oats too which soak the oats if i too lazy to cook. I will test both in the next couple of days and let you guys know the result

WinchesterFan1980:

Gotta add a cinnamon. Hopefully you are cooking it with a little salt as well. A scoop of peanut butter goes well with it. I love chocolate oatmeal cookies, but have never been able to enjoy choco chips in my oatmeal--probably just a me thing.

OP:

wait i m suppose to cook it, i just been treating it like a cereal and just add milk on it, is that why mine taste so horrible lol

myste@myste· Feb 27

fat round charmeleon plushie is a need

A Pokemon Center Sitting Cuties series plushie of Charmeleon. He is absent of a neck and is very rotund.

myste@myste· Feb 22

his name is hi-chew and he must be protected at all costs

a sitting light pink kobold plushie with green eyes

myste@myste· Jan 24

me showing my class nigahiga videos:

lisa simpson standing in front of a projection screen

myste@myste· Jan 6

a purple gradient, the caption is “fuck people who don’t like purple, share this post if you love purple, fuck yourself if you don’t love purple”

myste@myste· Jan 6

kimberly guilfoyle got that look too

Kimberly Guilfoyle

myste@myste· Nov 21

look at this video my mom took of a possum chewing on a deer bait block

myste@myste· Nov 16

bro thinks artists are responsible for him not seeing something rather than using a blacklist

“I dunno, I dont think its bad to be a gay man and only be attracted to men. Im not asking anyone to change their whole lifestyle to fit my wants, Id just like an option to see the specific content I wanna see. Is that so radical as to make you think i'm disgusted by all women?”