Plunderer of Lush Vegetation
@mysterymary
She/they, queer lesbian, old 🌈🏴☠️ Expect from me: gay pirate content, shitposts, la résistance 🇵🇸 🏳️⚧️ 💜
No one prepares you for Perimeno Weird Smell Syndrome. It’s not fun and quirky el oh el. Gave an app seller a negative review bc the shirt reeked of cigarettes. Then I revised the review after my wife said “it’s just strongly floral.” That was my 3rd negative review for gross cigarette smells 😑🫥
They had a few toilet themed ones, and this one that I regret not buying
YES I have the best stuff ever, the only stuff I could fool both of my cats with (RIP to his sister who passed in May). Bought at Chewy
Every night I make my cat a char-treat-erie tray that includes his disguised pill and three kinds of gourmet treats. I say “Hey buddy it’s time for chartreaterie” and he jumps onto his favorite blankie and I feed him like it’s grapes at a picnic
There’s something familiar to me, a lesbian, about these events
Would a person who needs a mental health break do this, a mere 2 hours into their mental health break?
When you’re from New Zealand and have a peg board to sell
I requested a background layer I can swap out, and same for the soda can. Imagine a bts Mary and Stede for all seasons and occasions 😁 Plus check out my new pfp, it’s everything I wanted in a vibe
I need you to understand how EXCITE i am about this artwork I commissioned from @aliassamm.bsky.social 😭💖🥤😎👰🏻💖😭 They did such an amazing job!!! This piece completes me 😍 thank you, Samm
On a scale of “the ghost of the concept of fruit” to “carrying the burden of our lifegiving nutrients” what kind of carbonated water do you feel like today?
Been served the most disturbing AI-animated ad and I’m making it your problem
Regret to share that pickle de gallo is a fucking genius delicious substance and now you need to buy it, I made potato salad with it
Honestly I wish my score had been higher, love Unc energy. Of course I wear a fanny pack everywhere unironically, I mean just look at it
Listen here buddy I scored like 100% on social and daily life purely because I’m almost 50 and have a career Would have been zero but I have infinity tabs open, is that really Unc behavior or just ADHD Zero on social media because I invented social media ya punks