You've been murdered. Who do you want on the case?

First half summary

Hydration break

Well there are certainly some straplines on this.

No. Just no.

Hydration break

Hydration break

Date yourself with a snap of your first ever computer.

Hydration break

Hydration break

Hydration break

Just found Jr's first (mini) football.

I just liked the house (this is it). Loved the one I lived in because it had two front doors and I always answered the one that wasn't knocked on. Incredibly childish, but great fun.

Today.

My neighbours seem to have a pet albino elephant.

Legendary hydration break.

Nah, THIS is a football

panning the Arsenal fans and I point it out to him casually. He ducks down and decides to visit the toilets. I knew why but...when he came back I said wow xxx just texted to say we were on tv. Meant to fess up after the game but forgot 'til a week later. Oops (with giggles). Anyway, the photo.

Just bought some shares...

Just off to fill this with newspapers.

Happy Pat Rice Day to all those who celebrate.

Why is he wearing a West Ham shirt?

Actually, he does. Shame he can't spell his own name.

Found my old bedspread.