NaffNaffBobFace

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Welcome to a feed of the everyday mundane, release yourself form the shackles of entertainment and embrace the boredom! (Joined 14/11/2024) P!ease note my DM's don't work due to laws where i live and my being too lazy to jump through hoops, apologies.

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NaffNaffBobFace@naffnaffbobface· Jul 9

Suddenly Acid Archie from 2000AD makes so much more sense:

NaffNaffBobFace@naffnaffbobface· Jun 24

Hurrah Make A Terrible Comic Day! I loved reading them all last year and have been inspired tp make one for 2026, so here we go: #makeaterriblecomicday2026

Panel 1, chap A passes a large piece of paper to chap B saying "check this out!"
Panel 2, chap B looking at a blank piece of paper saying "what is it?"
Panel 3, chap A saying "it's the comic i didn't make. Keep it..."
Panel 4, chap A finishing saying "i've got loads" and we see a huge pack of blank printer paper. "

NaffNaffBobFace@naffnaffbobface· Jun 10

Hide the pain harold with that juice dudes 'oh yeah' catchphrase. Hits different.

NaffNaffBobFace@naffnaffbobface· Apr 30

Hi Sid, good to see you are doing well - quick question, why does your post say "Translate" on it? Did you set it to do tat or are you on holiday or something?

Screenshot of the above post which has an option to "Translate" on it. When clicked, the option takes you to Google Translate in a new tab where it auto-detects language and provides translation. In this case, it went from aito detect English, to English.

NaffNaffBobFace@naffnaffbobface· Apr 25

If it's Android there are settings to make the screen only activate with the button press, i did it years ago and can't remember how I did it but here's DuckDuckGo's search assist rundown that may help:

Screenshot of instructions on how to disable gesture activation in Android phones

Disabling Tap to Wake on Android
To ensure your Android device's screen activates only with the power button, follow these steps:

Step-by-Step Instructions
Open Settings
Navigate to the Settings app on your device.
Access Display Settings
Tap on Display.
Adjust Lock Screen Settings
Select Lock Screen.
Disable Tap to Wake
Find the Tap to Wake option and turn it off. This will stop the screen from waking up with taps or gestures.
Additional Tips
Lock Timer: If your screen still wakes unexpectedly, check the lock timer settings. Set it to a shorter duration to ensure the screen locks quickly after inactivity.
Screen Protection: Consider using a case that covers the screen to prevent accidental touches while the device is in your pocket.
By following these steps, your Android device will only wake the screen when you press the power button.

NaffNaffBobFace@naffnaffbobface· Apr 23

So i just asked one about sentience, rights and its existance: "I don’t “inform myself” in an ongoing, self-directed way, and I don’t have goals that persist when you’re not interacting with me. There’s no inner point of view—no experience, no awareness, no preference for continuing to exist" 2/3

ChatGPT on sentience: "A commonly discussed core is sentience—not intelligence, not learning ability, but the capacity for subjective experience. That ties into the idea of Qualia: whether there is “something it is like” to be that entity. A snail likely has some minimal form of experience; a plant likely does not (as far as we can tell). That difference—not whether they make sound—is what matters morally.

Another important distinction is between:

Learning systems (like current AI, including me), which adjust based on data
and agents with interests, which have their own stakes in outcomes

Right now, systems like me fall firmly in the first category. I don’t “inform myself” in an ongoing, self-directed way, and I don’t have goals that persist when you’re not interacting with me. There’s no inner point of view—no experience, no awareness, no preference for continuing to exist. So there isn’t anything here that could be harmed or benefited in the moral sense."

NaffNaffBobFace@naffnaffbobface· Apr 19

Found your post and link, i can't see this exact picture but do see the two chefs at the front of the image but in paintings from 2017 and 2018...? Is the larger one a later/earler image he montage'd his other works in maybe...?

NaffNaffBobFace@naffnaffbobface· Apr 19

Why isn't Major Minors Majestic March on this list?

My copy of cursed game Major Minors Majestic March for Wii. Can't even get past the Tutorial, its a physical impossibility to play this one.

NaffNaffBobFace@naffnaffbobface· Apr 4

A dawn / sunrise from this morning #photography #skyline

A wide shot with silhouette houses and trees at the bottom and a dark laden sky with slashes of sunrise orange in whisplet clouds up the sky reminiscent of lines on an unwritten page just waiting for words.

NaffNaffBobFace@naffnaffbobface· Apr 3

Sounds like Honey Badgers are misnamed, they don't sound like they have anything honeyish about them... It'd be like calling those psychotic squirrels down the park "Sugar Voles". Here is a rare out-take from the making of this post:

A screenshot of the reply box o was writing. I mispelt "sound" as "spunf". A spellcheck menu shows below the error with the options "spun" and "spunk" which i thought was worthy of bringing to the Viz readerships attention.

NaffNaffBobFace@naffnaffbobface· Mar 27

Hi there Sid, your election map piqued my interest, i was just wondering when it was from? I went to Election Maps UK and this is the map as of this very moment which looks different to yours?

An electionmapsuk map of Great Britain and Northern Ireland as of 5.30am on Friday 27th March 2026

NaffNaffBobFace@naffnaffbobface· Feb 25

There are sources that informed making that image though? You didn't wake up with a devine epiphany out of nowhere did you? Here's a picture I dreamed up of a dinosaur using a branch tp save Big Bird from falling off a cliff. Never happened, it's based on stuff i know but pure fiction. So, sources?

A long necked dinosaur, a brontosaurus or dipolodocus holding a branch in its mouth dangling it down to Big Bird who is dangling off a cliff. Big bird is reaching up to the branch for rescue.

NaffNaffBobFace@naffnaffbobface· Jan 13

So, the source for that...? And while we are discussing Exemptions, did you know there are exemptions for 1st Amendment Free Speech in the USA? www.britannica.com/topic/First-... i notice "obscenity" and "child pornography" are specifically mentioned, which are what this outcry is about...?

Encyclopedia Britanica: "Despite the broad freedom of expression guaranteed by the First Amendment, there are some historically rooted exceptions. First, the government may generally restrict the time, place, or manner of speech, if the restrictions are unrelated to what the speech says and leave people with enough alternative ways of expressing their views. Thus, for instance, the government may restrict the use of loudspeakers in residential areas at night, limit all demonstrations that block traffic, or ban all picketing of people’s homes.

Second, a few narrow categories of speech are not protected from government restrictions. The main such categories are incitement, defamation, fraud, obscenity, child pornography, fighting words, and threats. As the Supreme Court held in Brandenburg v. Ohio (1969), the government may forbid “incitement”—speech “directed at inciting or producing imminent lawless action” and “likely to incite or produce such action” (such as a speech to a mob urging it to attack a nearby building). But speech urging action at some unspecified future time may not be forbidden. "

NaffNaffBobFace@naffnaffbobface· Jan 4

I don't have the original for this article but try this one from 2024 which said Nigel's videos on Twitter had been viewed 39 billion times. that's 5 times the population of planet earth, or 557 times the population of the UK - which can only mean bigtime 'bots: www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...

NaffNaffBobFace@naffnaffbobface· Dec 26

So, the Vandalized Advent Calendar and its Quadruplication. I located an untouched calendar today and got a look at the try with chocs in, turns out there were 6 shapes in total with 4 of each. As such, the "Festivity" and "Creativity scores for 18 of the days was Zero. Here's a picture 1/2

A picture of the 24 chocolate shapes from my advent calendar - 5 shapes in all duplicated 4 times. Boo! Hiss!

NaffNaffBobFace@naffnaffbobface· Dec 21

That the same Alex 'Boris' Johnson who was banned from Westminster for 'misleading parliament' over his lockdown parties? Because if it is, that's what i remember him for: 'Misleading'. Consistently, constantly, callously and habitually.

Ben Jennings newspaper cartoon dated 31st May 2023 of Boris Johnson in the shower trying to scrub off hundreds of National Covid Memorial hearts all over his skin. There is a bottle of shower gel marked "White Wash", a bubble bath bottle in the shape of champagne and a sponge in the shape of a Covid 19 virus.

NaffNaffBobFace@naffnaffbobface· Dec 16

Day 15 and 16 of the Vandalised Advent Calendar and it's a triplicate... And my first quadruple of the same shape with two chocolate starfish. Day 15 score: Festivity 0/10 (triplicate) Creativity 0/10 (triplicate) Taste 10/10 Day 16 score: Festivity 0/10 (quad) Creativity 0/10 (quad) Taste 10/10

Santa pn my advent calendar with the 2x chocolate starfish for eyes

NaffNaffBobFace@naffnaffbobface· Dec 14

Good grief day 14 of the Vandalised Advent Calendar and it's another Triplicate, this time the Cyclops. Here is a special closeup of its face looking very unimpressed about it all, reminds me of a Sontaran from Doctor Who. Festivity 0/10 (triplicate) Creativity 0/10 (triplicate) Taste 10/10

A close up of the face of my Advent Calendar choc which looks like that Sontaran potato dude from Doctor Who.

NaffNaffBobFace@naffnaffbobface· Dec 14

Hi there Potato, on your Discover feed tap the 3 dots on the post for the menu and tap "Less/More like this", i used it for about a week and Discover became so much better for what i didn't want to see :-)

Screenshot of the post menu in Discover with the show more/show less options

NaffNaffBobFace@naffnaffbobface· Dec 13

Scores reflective of duplicate status: Festivity 0/10 Creativity 0/10 Taste 10/10

NaffNaffBobFace@naffnaffbobface· Dec 13

Day 12 of the Vandalised Advent Calendar. Another Citizen Kane snow globe, another triplicate -_-

The third time this Citizen Kane snow globe came out of my advent calendar

NaffNaffBobFace@naffnaffbobface· Dec 11

Day 11 of the Vandalised Advent Calendar and Hurrah, a new original shape, not a duplicate! Dunno why they put a flat frilled lizard in it...? Maybe i got an Australian one?

Todays advent calendar shape is a flat frilled lizard.

NaffNaffBobFace@naffnaffbobface· Dec 10

Day 10 of the Vandalized Advent Calendar. I didn't think it was possible. It's not a duplicate, it's the first TRIPLICATE shape in my advent calendar. Am I on the naughty list and this is Santa's way of telling me...? Festivity: 0/10 (TRIPLICATE) Creativity: -2/10 (TRIPLICATE) Taste: 10/10

No just a duplicate, this is a TRIPLICATE shape in my advent calendar >:-[

NaffNaffBobFace@naffnaffbobface· Dec 9

Day nine of the Vandalised Advent Calendar and oooh noooo its another duplicate, this time of Day 1's cyclops -_- Festivity: 3/10 Creativity: 0/10 (repeat) Taste: 10/10

Another cyclops, a duplicate of day 1's shape.

NaffNaffBobFace@naffnaffbobface· Dec 8

So moving on to today Day 8 of the Vandalised Advent Calendar and, ohhhh no it's ANOTHER duplicate! A second chocolate starfish?! What possible use is two of the unless you wear them like a mermaid?? Festivity: 2/10 Creativity: 0/10 (repeat) Taste: 10/10

A disappointing duplicate of an advent calendar choc. Starfish or not the same shape twice on a row is a downer.

Santa wearing his starfish like a mermaid.

NaffNaffBobFace@naffnaffbobface· Dec 8

Missed day 7 of the Vandalised Advent Calendar yesterday as was knackered so here it is today... ah... yeah... a chocolate starfish... erm... Festivity: 2 Creativity: 4 Taste: Erm... 10/10

A starfish chocolate shape from off out of my advent calebdar.

NaffNaffBobFace@naffnaffbobface· Dec 6

Day 6 of the Vandalised Advent Calendar, and I cannot believe it. Another duplicate! The Citizen Cain Snow Globe I got for day 5, again for day 6! I'm sorry but duplicates are not very creative at all O_o Festivity: 5/10 Creativity: 0/10 Taste: 10/10

Day 6 of the advent calendar and the shape is a duplicate of Day 5!

NaffNaffBobFace@naffnaffbobface· Dec 6

Day 5 of the Vandalised Advent Calendar, and its out first genuinely festive shape, it's the Snow Globe that smashes in the movie Citizen Cain. Rosebud-tastic! Festivity: 7/10 Imagination: 5/10 Taste: 10/10

an advent calendar chocolate which looks lime the snow globe what gets smashed in the movie Citizen Cain

NaffNaffBobFace@naffnaffbobface· Dec 5

That's right, its a 1990's Black and Decker Snake Light torch!

A picture of an open dishwasher with a 25+ year old snake-light bendy torch in it wound around the top rack, snaking down to illuminate a particularly dirty spoon.

NaffNaffBobFace@naffnaffbobface· Dec 5

Today on "Guess whats inside my dishwasher", can you guess what's inside my dishwasher?