🚨 New release: Jailhouse Fock 🎸 Turns out "Top G" sounds a little different when your loudest flex is surviving a neighbor who screams all night. No commissary. No visitors. Plenty of rock 'n' roll.

No, we won't pretend. This is the Lindsey Graham we remember: a politician who folded when it mattered most. Principles that disappear under pressure aren't principles at all. Watch the clip and judge for yourself.

People say our drummer is only a mediocre drummer. That’s simply unfair. He’s also a pretty decent grill master. Today’s band rehearsal ended with homemade shashlik. 🍢 Recipe in the comments. Now it’s your turn: Post your best shashlik photo below!

Live from Tuzly Lagoon! 🦩🎧 DJ Fella finally met Ukraine's most famous flamingos. The feathered ones... and the ones with a tendency to surprise unwanted visitors. Huge thanks to jpod.shop for sponsering the awesome T-shirt! 💙💛

DJ Fella crossed the border into Mordor to premiere his latest hit: Njetsolina. 🎧⛽ Fuel is rationed. Prices are sky-high. The Lada queue is approximately 17 kilometers long. At least the soundtrack is fire. 🔥🐕🇺🇦

Both «Bonk You» and «Crimea Beach Party» have now passed 1 k views on YouTube. To celebrate, we’re donating 2,000 UAH to FENIX. This project is now financially unsustainable. We politely ask everyone to stop watching our videos. Otherwise, we may be forced to get a real job.

Ukraine Recovery Conference in Gdańsk this week. Politicians and experts discuss reconstruction. DJ Fella supports Polish-Ukrainian friendship through the universal language of questionable folk EDM. Live from Pan Kotowski. 🇵🇱🤝🇺🇦🐕🎧😎

Oh, by the way. Moscovia Burns is now available on streaming services near you. Perfect timing, as always. Both the rock and blues versions.

Happy Friday, fellas. Burn, Moscow, burn.

It’s inspired by Fellarina Gaia (a fella on X)

Live from Maidan Nezalezhnosti, DJ Fella presents his latest cultural exchange initiative: 🎶 putin khuilo 🎶 Diplomats remain unavailable for comment.

After years of intensive research into bonking, NAFO Orchestra reluctantly presents: 🎺 Keep Calm and Bonk On – NAFO Orchestra Greatest Bonks 🎺 A carefully curated collection of our finest bonks, questionable decisions, and highly unnecessary musical adventures.

The Force is clearly with us

Good news for some, and slightly less good news for those dedicated to high-quality music consumption: NAFO Orchestra is now available on major streaming platforms. We want to hear from you: On which platforms would you like to find us? Let us know your wishes #distrokid

DJ Fella is putting in the hours ahead of the legendary Crimea Beach Party. The training program reportedly consists of reggae, shashlik, and ignoring all professional advice. This footage was leaked from today's rehearsal. 🏖️🇺🇦🐕🌴

NAFO Orchestra is celebrating two milestones: 🎺 200 subscribers on YouTube 🕊️ 100,000 confirmed beautiful hits by Magyar’s Birds To mark the occasion, we are donating 1,000 UAH to Magyar’s Birds and encourage all NAFO orchestras to do the same.

After years of disappointing audiences with music, a member of NAFO Orchestra has now attempted visual art. Against all odds, the result is actually good. Please enjoy this painting of Zelenskyy and the Zaporizhzhian Cossacks.

“Bonk You” has reached 750 views. After extensive financial analysis, NAFO Orchestra has determined this warrants an emergency donation of 750 UAH to Madyar’s Birds, funded by bottles collected after our Kyiv concert. We remain humble and completely unaffected by our success.

We are deeply honored to announce that NAFO Orchestra has officially been restricted by X. A true milestone for any serious cultural institution. 🎻🚫 Apparently our dangerous combination of accordions, memes and emotional support ukulele solos posed a grave threat to public order.

The NAFO Orchestra brings you the soundtrack of moscovia burning youtu.be/00zqFWMwM0o?...

🧘‍♂️🎻 Relax Friday has returned 🎻🧘‍♂️ The bonking may be endless… but even NAFO fellas need tactical recovery time. Today’s soundtrack for peace, healing, and very professional relaxation: ✨ Fantasia on a NAFO Theme for Ukulele ✨

Full credit (and compliments!) to Oleksiy Kustovsky (Kusto) for this one 🎨🔥

The NAFO Orchestra brings you the soundtrack to life’s important moments youtu.be/00zqFWMwM0o?...