Robert Wilson
@nakedfingers
Over-sensitive, self-righteous, stuck-up prig. Snob, stinking hypocrite, & vile poltroon. Orophile, oenophile, Archers fan, & skeptic. Irony. Oxford. This place has gone downhill quickly. Now gainfully employed.
Thinking of contacting the owner of this fish crate to alert them of its whereabouts.
My cereal box pinhole solar eclipse viewing device works pretty well. #Eclipse
It’s beautiful here. What about feeding him his own toenail clippings until he chokes?
I would just hold a pillow over his face until he stopped kicking. Here’s another pic…
What would be your method of choice? (I’m doing fine - staying in a holiday cottage in Aldeburgh). A snapshot from today’s walk.
Popped over to see a neighbour: “And here’s the money shot,” he said.
Saw this on Crap Signs yesterday. Must be from Bodge Farm. #TheArchers
Who should be running against Steve Hilton for Gov of California? #Newsnight
Evening all. Tucking in to an al fresco dinner as I wait for tonight’s episode to begin. #TheArchers
When you were talking about Leeds you said: “It’s quite a little city…” It’s the fourth largest in the UK.
Looks like Helen has put Tony's Fordson on Ebay. Wait until he finds out. #TheArchers
I’ve made a new friend: he’s the draft excluder in my holiday cottage. Male loneliness epidemic… my arse! #TheArchers
The moment just before #Artemis loses contact with Earth as it travels around the far side of the moon. 🌒
Mine was Happy Eater. I’m worried that “To be, or not to be” might come out as Toby Carvery.