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Naked Techie

@nakedtechie

Naturist family (me, wife, two kids). Re-posts encouraged. Take care and be bare. Your naked body is the only thing you will ever truly own in this life. Enjoy it. #naturist #naturism #familynaturism

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Naked Techie@nakedtechie· Jul 4

Post #naturist BBQ warming.

Me, standing naked, behind a lit firepit.

Naked Techie@nakedtechie· Jun 20

A picture of the 80s TV character Metal Mickey.

Naked Techie@nakedtechie· May 23

Sometimes at the Bare Bootleg @naturistfoundation.org silent disco you just don't know what channel to listen to.

Me wearing three sets of headphones. The inner ones are coloured blue, the next set is red and the outer set is green.

Naked Techie@nakedtechie· Feb 17

Happy #naturist Pancake Day.

Naked Techie@nakedtechie· Jan 3

Screenshot of a planet nude article. The title is "A note for UK readers about access and age verification" with the subheading "How new age-verification rules affect UK readers, and why were concerned", but the article is blocked with the message that it is age-restricted content and to view it the viewer needs to verify their age.

Naked Techie@nakedtechie· Nov 21

Happy #naked Friday world! #naturism

A photo of me and Mrs Naked Techie. We are both naked although you can only see the top half of us.

Naked Techie@nakedtechie· Sep 18

Sometimes you just gotta sit #naked on the rocks. #naturism

Me, sitting naked on some rocks with a rocky cliff behind me.

Naked Techie@nakedtechie· Aug 15

Another #naturist beach photo with the woman that I love. I am so lucky to be married to this wonderful lady. ❤️

A photo of me and Mrs NT. We are naked, standing next to each other on a sandy beach, facing out to sea with my right arm around her and her left arm around me. There are some breaking waves coming in and there is a rocky outcrop on the right. The colours in the photo have been enhanced.

Naked Techie@nakedtechie· Jun 17

A screenshot from the film Back To The Future. Doc Brown is wearing futuristic clothes and sunglasses, sitting behind the wheel of the Delorean. Overlaid in the traditional meme font are the words, "Clothes? Where we're going we don't need clothes."

Naked Techie@nakedtechie· Jun 15

Feels like it's gonna be a #clothesfree kinda week. #naturism #ukweather

Screenshot of a weather app showing the temperatures for the upcoming week as 23, 23, 24, 26, 28, 28 and 26 degrees Celsius from Monday to Sunday.

Naked Techie@nakedtechie· Apr 30

It's the law in the UK when the sun comes out. 🤣 #naturism #nakedbbq

Me, naked, drinking a beer, barbequing.

Naked Techie@nakedtechie· Apr 5

Look who we just found in the hot tub! ❤️ @helen.berrimansbareall.uk @simon.berrimansbareall.uk

Simon, Helen, Aneta and me in the hot tub.

Naked Techie@nakedtechie· Mar 9

Sun's out, buns out. 🤣

A pack of 12 sliced soft bread rolls, aka buns.

Naked Techie@nakedtechie· Mar 1

By some metrics today is the first day of spring in the UK. #naturist season incoming...

A picture of 4 metal springs.

Naked Techie@nakedtechie· Feb 7

The best business attire.

Me, naked, sitting in a chair in my home office.

Naked Techie@nakedtechie· Jan 26

More into volleyball than tennis, but could be persuaded to give it a try.

A photo of me, naked except for a baseball cap, on a beach, about to serve at volleyball.

Naked Techie@nakedtechie· Dec 25

Happy #naturist Christmas everyone. Hoping everyone has a peaceful season. ❤️

A #naturist photo of me, naked, standing by our Christmas tree.

Naked Techie@nakedtechie· Dec 18

imgs.xkcd.com/comics/incid... #xkcd #christmas

A three panel cartoon from XKCD. In panel 1 a character is trying to run a sudo command that they art not authorised to run and they get the error message saying the incident will be reported. In the secret panel the character asks a second character who does sudo report the incidents to, to which the second character replies that they don't know. In the third panel we see Father Christmas sitting at a computer screen and adding a name to the naughty list on his wall.

Naked Techie@nakedtechie· Nov 29

Definitely. ❤️

Me and Mrs NT, naked, on a beach, the sun setting, looking out to see.

Naked Techie@nakedtechie· Nov 29

So looking forward to doing this again next year. #naturist swimming is the best swimming. (Much ❤️ to Mrs NT for taking the photo.) #naturism

Underwater photo of me, naked, snorkeling.

Naked Techie@nakedtechie· Nov 24

A light switch with no switch (ie. a blanking plate) with a notice above it saying "Please switch me off". The meme text above reads "My brain at 3am".

Naked Techie@nakedtechie· Nov 21

Sadly the snow has missed our part of the country so I haven't been able to make Naked Snow Angel 2 - The Sequel. But here's a re-run of the original Naked Snow Angel. #naturist

Naked Techie@nakedtechie· Nov 16

An attempt at an #artisticnudephoto photo from last year. I think it qualifies as artistic. It's definitely not fine art. 🤣 #naturist

Me, naked, a white shirt over my right shoulder, photo taken from behind, standing in front of a bedroom dresser with a mirror on it, artistically lit, monochrome. #naturist

Naked Techie@nakedtechie· Nov 15

"Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results... unless you're using a computer."

A photo of me, naked, sitting on a blue sofa, with a laptop on my lap.

Naked Techie@nakedtechie· Nov 12

Hmm... Not sure this automatic classification is correct. 🤣 #naturist #meerkat #ai

A screenshot of a photo of me in a piece of photo organising software. I am naked, laying face down on a lawn, taken from overhead with a drone. The automatic label given to the photo by the software that the screenshot is from is "meerkat".

Naked Techie@nakedtechie· Oct 18

The IKEA Collection.

Photo of about 50 IKEA assembly tools of various sizes.

Naked Techie@nakedtechie· Sep 19

Early adopter. 😁

Image shows I was Bluesky user 69551 and in the first 1% of the user base.

Naked Techie@nakedtechie· Aug 15

Sun's out... #naturism #selfie #sunsoutbunsout

Me, taking a selfie, sunbathing naked, laying front down on a sandy beach with the sea in the background.

Naked Techie@nakedtechie· Apr 29

#naturism #equality

A photo of me, naked, outside next to a tree. There are two black bars superimposed across me, one covering my groin and one covering my nipples. Meme text is written in the image saying, "Takes Instagram-safe picture, realise you're wearing your wife's censorship bars."

Naked Techie@nakedtechie· Mar 30

Not sure if this is an ingredient or I'm being insulted. 🤣

A tube of Fokhagymakrém.