Oops I did it again

@nerfornothin.bsky.social

You’ve been murdered. Who do you want on the case?

Important update

Live your life so people still celebrate your birthday after you pass away. Happy birthday, Jeff! I know you’re telling everyone about run/walk up in heaven.

If heaven exists, this is what I want to see.

Essential listening today.

Your daily blep

IT IS TIME.

I love Union. Used it at my own. :)

Lmao

I’m eating.

His parents are suckers.

To no surprise, the vet tech loves our dog.

No 'Star Wars'. No 'Star Trek'. Name a Favorite Sci-Fi Franchise. (C’mon, Apple. You know you want another prestige sci-fi show.)

Not too shabby either

This kid has got the good life.

@jasoncfry.bsky.social Owen asked this guy’s name. I told him I knew the guy who wrote him. Thanks for making us cool. 🤣

#ForAllMankind Hell to the yes. Cannot wait to be stressed out of my fucking mind for 70 minutes.

She’s like a dragon hoarding her treasure

It’s happening 🥹

This is a cat checkpoint. Relinquish your most recent cat picture from your phone.

Today‘s running adventure.

Proof I clean up from time to time - but I’m also not above watching fireworks from a bathroom when the observation deck is too full 😝

Brian is playing Squadrons and reminded me that we are Vanguard 1 and 2. 😊

I really think that @duncatra.bsky.social needs this shirt.

I know what this is supposed to mean, but now I’m picturing Jesus as Daisy Ridley.

Five years ago, the Huey, Dewey, and Louie piece went missing from Owen’s Disney characters puzzle. Today, while replacing the dishwasher, the mystery was finally solved. 🤣

I love being his mom.

Happy Mother’s Day!