Nancy and Lottie
@nancyandlottie
Two hapless labradors: Nancy is the twelve year old black dog with some sense, Lottie is the ten year old brown whirling banshee with absolutely none.
Please, take a seat. The inbuilt dog stroking therapy is absolutely free, very relaxing and absolutely mandatory
Clocking in for yet another tough shift at the Holding The Grass Down Factory
I’m not saying she’s a greedy dog but I will say that she dreams about eating.
Really Nancy was his number one girl for romantic walks along the beach, but he also enjoyed flirting with Lottie as a young piece of fluff
Very sadly little Buddy has had to be put down. He had a long life and loved Nancy and Lottie from pups.
Boys do NOT come here. Kind waitresses say they’re going to give you treats and then treat you like PLATES and you can SMELL treats but can’t eat them in some kind of medieval torture, and then your sister starts nibbling at you which FREAKS you out!? Maybe alternative location needed?
Absolute refusal to believe that the person working on the car does not, in fact, require a toy seal to be thrust repeatedly and enthusiastically at their ankles.
Buddy lying next to his favourite girls (who have stacked themselves to give him room)