Barty Collins

@nanoplague

She/her. Public health. Learning the uke. Enjoys a good cursed object.:) ♥️Transphobes get fucked.♥️ I have spiders to count.

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Barty Collins@nanoplague· 27d

Discovered in my parents' spice cabinet today.

Two metal cans of red and white McCormick slices (powdered alum and whole mustard seed) dated 1977 and 1976. Not pictured: both tins were still full.

Barty Collins@nanoplague· 29d

Tomorrow I go home.

Calvin the kid and Hobbes the tiger sit in a tree. Calvin says, "The world is a complicated place, Hobbes."

Hobbes, stretched out on the branch with his eyes closed responds, "Whenever it seems that way, I take a nap in a tree and wait for dinner."

Barty Collins@nanoplague· Jun 21

Zucchini season incoming

Close up pic of a zucchini plant with a tiny zucchini growing

Barty Collins@nanoplague· May 13

Tonight's distraction from *gestures vaguely* #wondrouscreatures

A green meeple with a lute riding a giant blue snail meeple from the game Wondrous Creatures.

Barty Collins@nanoplague· May 10

Happy Mother's Day to all who celebrate. May you get the gunpla of your dreams. ♥️

A picture of the first page of an instruction manual for a gundam model.

Barty Collins@nanoplague· Apr 18

Just finished #HelloSunshine by @keezyyoung.bsky.social and it is absolutely a must-read. The art is gorgeous, the characters are complex, and the story is just ♥️ I don't want to spoil anything for anyone coming in cold, but it is just radiant with warmth and compassion (and ofc creeping horror).

The graphic novel Hello Sunshine against a background of a quilt.

Barty Collins@nanoplague· Apr 9

Late to the game but #GardenofSpheres is stunning, gorgeous, lyrical. Absolutely phenomenal. ♥️

The cover of Garden of Spheres by Lennea Sterte, depicting a figure bracing themselves as they survey a golden alien landscape.

Barty Collins@nanoplague· Apr 3

Fusao's Coconut Orzo with Miso-Harissa glazed Butternut Squash. 8yo's verdict? Gross. Critics, I tell ya.

Barty Collins@nanoplague· Apr 1

Text screenshot: Picture of TV screen with a figure in a starburst stretched out. Caption reads: Nova presenter just spaghettified onscreen 😬.

Barty Collins@nanoplague· Mar 28

Planting seeds next to my spouse: Me: "Which of these would we want?" Him: "I don't think we would have any use for these." Me: "What are you talking about? Feverfew is for migraines, and this is" --reads packet--"an ancient medicinal herb!"

A seed packet for Hyssop on a lap. The packet describes it as an ancient medicinal herb with blue flowers.

Barty Collins@nanoplague· Mar 26

I think i was a little off on street view, it's actually one over

Barty Collins@nanoplague· Mar 26

Hmmmm

Barty Collins@nanoplague· Mar 24

Meanwhile, the other cat...

Tabico calmly looking at the viewer from within a mesh garbage can.

Barty Collins@nanoplague· Mar 24

He's acting like he didn't climb himself up there on his lonesome. Like I was the one who wanted a cat with my rice. #beautifulidiot #catsky

Black cat peering out worriedly from a pantry organizer filled with rice.

Barty Collins@nanoplague· Mar 16

Homemade red velvet and safe inside from the cold. ♥️

A slice of red velvet cake on a white plate looking yummalicious.

Barty Collins@nanoplague· Mar 14

Me, erasing all evidence that the mac and cheese touched the apples on my kid's plate. #canttouch #wonttouch

A professional chef carefully plating a meal and wiping the sauce drips to improve the presentation.

Barty Collins@nanoplague· Jan 28

I was just arranging to give away a free cookbook on my local buy nothing group and just accidentally spammed 5 sexy santa gifs into the person who wanted my lamb brain cookbook. Kill me now.