Napier Bones
@napierbones
I'm the piece of steel wool used to sharpen kitchen knives - inanimate and ultimately futile. Proud Preston.
“Communist literature”. Strap yourselves in, the new McCarthy era is in the wings waiting to make an appearance.
England fan on the news: “The game can go one of two ways”. No shit, Sherlock.
I see one of you filthy reprobates has been holidaying in the south west recently…
I wonder if Mr Goddard ever got to meet the person that sorted out the mess the country found itself in in the 1980s. 🤔
“I was on a website looking for tractor porn, when I inadvertently clicked on a site selling Coldplay tickets.”