Newsweek not the only one to discover bisexuality in the mid-1990s.

My car won't stop texting me that it's thirsty.

Ah. I see the blood red ominous signs and portents are back on this summer.

New hat, who dis?

Low sodium is more than regular, which I can get for $2.50 at target. Upstate NY.

Especially loving my nails this week.

Anyone know a good Kitchenaid exorcist?

It fits fine if I just scoot fingers.

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This was a weird timeline coincidence.

I really love the little tracker from our local library that counts the value of each checked out book. Highly satisfying.

Cozy Accidentally Penis coloring book recalled from Amazon amid marker-related uproar.

It's harder to be depressed on strong psychiatric meds, but cute animal coloring doesn't hurt either.

His job was trying to fight God, and he was convinced he was going to win.

My best trip so far was this $7 purchase.

I've taken up couponing to deal with *gestures at everything*. Today I spent $28.91 plus tax. I like being able to donate stuff like $.49 bars of soap.

Hilarious. My local dumpster fire mom's group has had many utterly unmoderated drag down fights about vaccines. I wonder what the hell is in these comments that got the mod to take action.

There's homemade burger buns for pulled pork, too.

Whoever chose this photo is doing the Lord's work.

This is the kind of silly goose I aspire to be.

"What did you learn??" "I didn't know there even was a hugging stance." Six is being a shockingly good sport about this.

My six year old begged for a big kid sport water bottle. I think he thought he'd look sporty and cool and tough. Unfortunately it's giving thirsty rodent.

I don't get what you could possibly mean.

"There's nothing to do but violence and set up the yurt taking up our entire living room"

"I punched my brother because I have nothing to do", she says sitting in front of 3 bookcases of toys and books and games and crafts.

Whoooo likes data? I suspect it's actually notably colder and snowier where I work, it's north of the main weather station and regularly has worse weather.

This is nothing but what bullshit is.

What's up is snacking.

Here's one from mine entirely without context.