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Brian Bird (@nasicournus) · DIRTY

Brian Bird

@nasicournus

he/him Trying to say Fuck less

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Brian Bird@nasicournus· 7d

Unless...

A black and red VW bus pickup truck. It's beautiful.

Brian Bird@nasicournus· 7d

Every single criticism of the DSA I've seen is just this

Top panel: Martin hanging an election poster that warns "a vot for Bart is a vote for anarchy!"
Bottom panel: Bart covering up Martin's poster with is own that promises "a vote for Bart is a vote for anarchy!"

Brian Bird@nasicournus· 9d

Reminded me of the baby YouTuber thumbnails that went around

A fake youtube thumbnail with a baby and a block toy. Big yellow letters say "this new block meta changes everything"

Brian Bird@nasicournus· 9d

Chairface from the tick animated series looks at the moon, which has carved into its surface a C, H, and an incomplete A.

Brian Bird@nasicournus· 11d

A look into the future as you sign copies of your third book

A man with long frizzy hair and a big beard smoking a cigarette. The man happens to be Alan Moore, which isn't super relevant, but the imagery was spot on

Brian Bird@nasicournus· 14d

Look ma, I'm in aftermath

Brian Bird@nasicournus· Jul 10

Onion headline that reads "fuck everything, we're doing 23 states"

Brian Bird@nasicournus· Jul 2

A penguin on the phone saying "that's illegal people can't do that"

Brian Bird@nasicournus· Jun 27

An edited skeet from @jay.bky.team that says "guys, please don't let 'sneets' stick. The experiment in decentralized naming decisions has resulted in the worst possible term"

Brian Bird@nasicournus· Jun 24

Twitter the only place where well-articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say “I like pancakes” and somebody will say “So you hate waffles?” No bitch. Dats a whole new sentence. Wtf is you talkin about.

Brian Bird@nasicournus· Jun 21

Brian Bird@nasicournus· Jun 20

Master Shake leans over and says to Meatwad "I am thirty or forty years old and I just left work because I cannot manage going up and down hills. I know I will soon die."

Brian Bird@nasicournus· Jun 10

"we're in a crisis right now. The entire industry is"

The man in a hot dog suit from "I think you should leave"

Brian Bird@nasicournus· Jun 8

Mexico is putting this in their constitution

A text message exchange.
Manager: we're short staffed for tonight
Employee: damn that's crazy
Employee: goodluck tho
Manager: we could use some extra help
Employee: yeah i bet
Employee: goodluck man

Brian Bird@nasicournus· Jun 5

Crazy to see two consecutive posts about Malort on the timeline

An image doing Josh's post followed by a Beetle Moses comic in which the first panel shows two men in hazmat suits carrying a leaky toxic waste barrel. The panel is captioned "some toxic waste spilled in some grass"

Brian Bird@nasicournus· Jun 3

Four figures emerging from a new york city sewer. They appear to be green, possibly due to some sort of mutation, between the ages of 13 and 19. They're wearing brightly colored masks. They are rumored to be ninjas.

Brian Bird@nasicournus· May 23

A fake star trek: the next generation title card for an episode named "Holodeck's fucked again"

Brian Bird@nasicournus· May 22

Brian Bird@nasicournus· May 22

Brian Bird@nasicournus· May 19

Me explaining why my play/pause automation needs to be 91 lines

Charlie from it's always sunny holding a cigarette while standing in front of various documents connected by red yarn. He has an absolutely deranged look on his face.

Brian Bird@nasicournus· May 14

A drawing of a breadtangle of pizza, labeled "breadtangle of pizza"

Brian Bird@nasicournus· Apr 18

post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet:

A tan dog with a black nose pokes his head out from under a gray couch cushion that he somehow buried himself under. His head is perched on the arm of the couch, with the cushion above his head and a pillow to the side of his snout. He looks very pleased with himself.

Brian Bird@nasicournus· Mar 30

Oh I love this. I managed to hit a 10 in one round

A screenshot of a game where you are shown a color and have to recreate it from memory. Each color is scored from 1 to 10 points. In this round, the color I chose was effectively identical and received a score of 10

Brian Bird@nasicournus· Mar 26

The only erotic bot I'll ever need

MST3K's Crow T. Robot wearing a beret and silk scarf. He radiates charisma and eroticism. Women want him and men want to be him. Men also want him.

Brian Bird@nasicournus· Mar 22

issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the terror group ISIL. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"

Brian Bird@nasicournus· Mar 12

Could this be a solution?

An image showing a tanker dropped off on one side of a landmass at the start of a trolley problem leading to two pickup points, circumventing the closed strait of hormuz

Brian Bird@nasicournus· Feb 6

We're all trying to find the guy who did this

Brian Bird@nasicournus· Jan 27

Butterfly labeled "news organization founded in 1927" flying above a man with his hand outstretched representing Bari Weiss, asking "is this a startup?"

Brian Bird@nasicournus· Jan 5

Jacobs by Marc jacobs
For Marc by Marc jacobs
In collaboration with Marc Jacobs for Marc by Marc jacobs

Brian Bird@nasicournus· Dec 22

Did anyone do this yet

Capulets and Montagues? Geordi LaForge disapproves. Geordi prefers the Montreal Metros and the Boston Raiders

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