What a sunset. I assume it’s so spectacular because of climate change or pollution or some bad reason but don’t tell me.
I just saw his work in the Kunsthistoriches Museum in Vienna and I love it so much.
Well I’m in Budapest now, visiting my patron saint and muse, Lt Columbo.
TIL 19th century Hungarian peasants dressed better than I do 98% of the time now.
This fucking guy is the absolute master of publicly supporting progressive policies when it’s not his actual authority and opposing them when he’s in a position to do something helpful. The emptiest suit of them all.
My light vacation reading is finally finishing the fantastic “If We Burn: the Mass Protest Decade and the Missing Revolution” by @vincentbevins.bsky.social . It’s giving me a lot to ponder and rethink some of my assumptions. Time for a wee study group OF A CERTAIN CHARACTER.
New euphemism for shitting yourself and falling asleep on live tv just dropped.
In case you need my voter guide for San Francisco/California. Vote June 2!
I got to see I Love Boosters last night the Alamo with a live Q&A with @bootsriley.bsky.social and @bitchtalkpod.bsky.social . Stop whatever you’re doing and go see it in the theater immediately and then organize a strike at your job. Trust me. We’ll discuss it afterwards.
I read the Boy King, Mayor Lurie’s study so you don’t have to. Conclusion Yes on D. #fundpublicservices My union is one of the sponsors of Prop D. They did not approve this message.
We’re not going quietly. Happy May Day. Here for workers and immigrants and trans folks and women. Everyone belongs everywhere. Big purp has your back.
I got my cozy pjs and my chair and my 2nd anniversary commemorative issue of @derspekter.org because I believe that Jews belong with everybody.
NO CUTS! NO LAYOFFS! PROTECT PUBLIC SERVICES! With community protesting Mayor Lurie’s cuts to the safety net while trying to give $$$ to cops and big business.
Dorsey wants to evict people from PSH for using… because it’s better when they overdose on the street? Such a cruel argument.
It would be Bean Dad, Hilaría Baldwin, or this entire thread excerpted right here.
Tonight’s drink is the Strange Weaver using orgeat. It’s quite delicious and complex.
Saturday was amazing. I taped what will be my 3rd standup album & 1st special , recorded over 2 sold out (slightly sweaty) shows. @wkamaubell one of my oldest & best friends in comedy for 20 years opened the show & talked me through floor time.
I had fantastic sold-out shows in Sacramento on Saturday and LA on Sunday. Excited to see SF my home the 94110 this Saturday for two sold-out shows to tape the thing . I have almost achieved my goal of a comedy set that can definitely end fascism. 📸 @bcolthurst.bsky.social
Wow @sfstandard.com : leading your opinion page with FOUR op-eds against teachers strikes. There was huge parent support for the strikes everywhere I went all around the district. We cannot fix enrollment trends without investing in staff. Who benefits from framing the strike as bad (rhetorical)?
My show tonight in LA is sold out but there will be a standby list at the door. Also sadly my dear Francesca can’t make it but the great Brandie Posey js stepping in.
Last call for Sacramento!!! I’ll be there tomorrow/saturday working out the kinks on the darkest hour tour before I tape it and then retire from comedy again.
The LA show on Sunday is almost sold out. tickets still available for Sacramento on Saturday. San Francisco is sold out. If we do it right, I will never tour again because my comedy will have made itself obsolete.
With my kids and their teachers on strike today at Ruth Asawa School of the Arts.
Today is Bandcamp Friday. This is the last time I’m going to ask you to go buy my classic* and legendary** work The Whiteness Album. If you do, you’ll get first crack at the new work coming soon. *eh **ummmm
Santa Rosa! I’m bringing the political comedy to you. Rare Sonoma show. Free show. Come to stop fascism stay for the laughs. www.eventbrite.com/e/sunday-eve...
