Nat Sauce

@natsauce

Durham's geriatric millennial. Politics. Kids. Gossip. Gratuitous swearing.

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Nat Sauce@natsauce· 11d

Without downloading new pics what’s it like being married to you?

Death, an animated corpse wearing a shroud, grips a withered tree and strangles a tiger with his bare hand. The bodies of other exotic animals — a lion, a camel, and an elephant — are strewn around a dark and desiccated wilderness. A red sun gleams eerily on the horizon. williams beard

Nat Sauce@natsauce· Jul 14

I mean I think one is a secretary and the other grows succulents sold via insta so I’ve got a 50/50 chance at not sucking

Overhead image of succulents on a wooden window shelf

Nat Sauce@natsauce· Jun 26

Man….

Nat Sauce@natsauce· Apr 30

My youngest came in with this from her walk @lisasorg.bsky.social

Nat Sauce@natsauce· Feb 25

Two cats that are rarely seen still and in the open during the day

Two tortie kitties sitting on top of a gray dryer. In the front is Cassiopeia or 'Mama Cass'. She is shorter and fatter than her daughter who sits just behind her, Maisie. Maisie has patches of white on her nose and throat.

Nat Sauce@natsauce· Feb 3

Mr. Butterpickles prioritizing his comfort over the collective. TL is trash but here's a cat

A large orange cat laying, with white belly exposed, on top of a floor heating vent covering all but 1 inch

Nat Sauce@natsauce· Feb 2

Our small utility room is not climate controlled so it's the perfect cake storage area in Feb...when the weather cooperates. I can cook, it's just that I dont often find the occasion to do so and there are bakers in town better than me.

A chocolate frosted cake with a layer of ganache. Raspberries circle the top.

Nat Sauce@natsauce· Feb 1

Using cake strips for the first time today - it works!!!

A 60 year old round 7 inch aluminum cake pan with aluminum foil strips wrapped around the edge. Inside the strips are soaking wet paper towels

Nat Sauce@natsauce· Jan 24

65,000 btu of we will not be cold!

Harris smiling and giving a thumbs up in front of a functioning warm morning heater

Nat Sauce@natsauce· Jan 24

Last bit of prep

Label for a warm morning 65,000 but natural gas heater

The front of a large warm morning heater. It looks like a rusted hunk of metal.

Nat Sauce@natsauce· Jan 14

Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers

Nat Sauce@natsauce· Jan 13

I have 168 cases of girl scout cookies in my front room. This is enough to fill a minivan 100% seats removed, no passenger. Some troops come with .multiple minivans. I cannot imagine the logistics.

An image from above of 168 cases of girl scout cookies stacked neatly in the front room of a Victorian home

Nat Sauce@natsauce· Jan 12

8yo woke up Sunday and told me they were stressed about their project share bc they 'didnt have enough facts' on their poster. Baby.

A 3rd graders poster about blood that must definitely has enough facts

Nat Sauce@natsauce· Jan 5

My new totebag arrived!!!

A canvas totes bag with a screen printed cat holding a protest sign that reads FUCK ice

Nat Sauce@natsauce· Dec 30

Oh, my bad, who from Research Triangle.🙄🙄🙄

DCCC North Carolina reception please join honorable Valerie Foushee and honorable Deborah Ross with special guests house democratic leader Hakeem Jeffries for reception benefiting the dcc Friday January 9th 2020 65PM Eastern time research triangle North Carolina address provided 24 hours prior to VIP reception levels: leader circle $44,300 host $25,000 chairwoman's counsel $10,000

Nat Sauce@natsauce· Dec 25

A manual click counter in a child's hand. The counter is at 233.

Nat Sauce@natsauce· Dec 24

And we have taken the post-it note off our trogdor count down. Today will be fueled by sugar

Nat Sauce@natsauce· Dec 21

Doing my part to entertain the person who reads the spam fundraising text responses.

A fundraising spam text from Don Davis. One of the elected Democrats who voted against trans folks last week.

Nat Sauce@natsauce· Dec 19

Best interaction ever.

A two part tweet between Gerry Adams, leader of Sinn Fein complaining about the number of fairy lights he has to switch off each night and comedian Eddie Izzard incredulously asking if he doesnt know someone who can install a timer.

Nat Sauce@natsauce· Dec 13

For you @charliereece.com

Nat Sauce@natsauce· Dec 2

The perfect tshirt exists but it is sold out.

A collaboration between TMBG and Honestarrunner

Nat Sauce@natsauce· Nov 21

The kids are alright - posters for the protest at Major

Nat Sauce@natsauce· Nov 20

Anyone collect christian white jesus kitsch? There is an estate sale sunday with the most amazing piece I've seen in years.

White silk press jesus staring longingly at another image of the crucifixion. A modern clock is between them adorned with faded images that may be stations of the cross or angles. Hung on a wood paneled wall.

Nat Sauce@natsauce· Nov 16

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

Two panes from My Neighbor Totoro. In the first Satski asks if Mom is Dying. In the second, mom tells her to calm down, this in my neighbor totoro not grave of the fireflies.

Nat Sauce@natsauce· Nov 7

Floor vent season has begun.

Orange kitty laying on a floor heating vent mid yawn and paw stretch. Hims a ferocious little beastie yes hims is

Nat Sauce@natsauce· Oct 25

It comes with the fancy custom vinyl covers

A floral 60s couch in pristine shape with custom individual cushion vinyl covers

Nat Sauce@natsauce· Oct 24

First pizza of the season!

Remnants of the first three pizzas on a wooden cutting board

Nat Sauce@natsauce· Oct 16

Similarly, why would I do any of these things for a brand of lettuce?

Nat Sauce@natsauce· Oct 16

Fall ways have officially begun

Half pint ball jar sitting on a wooden cutting board next to a range. The Ball jar has hot bacon grease in it.

Nat Sauce@natsauce· Oct 9

Convinced the teen that the pink embroidered corset at the consignment store looked a lot better with the silky navy cargo pants rather than the short black skirt.