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Sunny 🌻

@nbshepard

I paid 99 cents to remove ads from my cat's phone game.

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Sunny 🌻@nbshepard· 17d

Alice, a brown tabby cat, curled up on a green cat tree looking like a lump. Her head and all her limbs are not visible.

A tiger slime, a blob monster with orange and brown stripes, from Stardew Valley.

Sunny 🌻@nbshepard· 20d

I have a Sunflower now too!

Sunflower, a chubby orange cat with a white chin, sprawls on her side on beige carpet. Her face is upside down with one ear smushed to the floor.

Sunny 🌻@nbshepard· 23d

🍊💤

A closeup of Sunflower, an orange cat with some stripes and a white chin. She is sleeping very soundly on a dark blue blanket with one paw over her face.

Sunny 🌻@nbshepard· 25d

eepy

Alice, a gray-brown tabby cat, sleeps on the tiniest platform of her teal-and-white cat tree. Her chin is resting on the edge of the platform and all her limbs are tucked in.

Sunny 🌻@nbshepard· 26d

I should buy a lotto ticket

A screenshot from the game Pokemon Let's Go Eevee showing a shiny green Zubat caught on 7/29/26.

Sunny 🌻@nbshepard· 28d

A screenshot from the game Pokemon Legends Z-A showing a shiny Gyarados caught on 7/25/26.

A screenshot from the game Pokemon Legends Z-A showing a shiny Patrat caught on 7/25/26.

Sunny 🌻@nbshepard· Jul 22

They're cooking you at the trainers' school

A screenshot from the game Pokemon Legends Z-A. Two children, a Numel, and a Skiddo are standing around on the street. One kid is saying, "Do you think we'd win all our battles if we asked an AI for instructions?"

Sunny 🌻@nbshepard· Jul 22

Weird game

A series of screenshots of weird NPC dialog in the game Pokemon Legends Z-A. The quotes shown are:

I get a bit nervous anytime I see a cop strollin' around...

People, Pokemon... We're all going to die someday, aren't we?

"Eyes! Aim for the eyes!" Those were my brother's last words...

Tell people you appreciate them before they're gone. (Meanwhile, another NPC nearby: You can withstand any hardship as long as you have some bread!)

A series of screenshots of weird NPC dialog in the game Pokemon Legends Z-A. The quotes shown are:

The more people there are around, the lonelier I feel...

In the city, we're all together but alone. Nobody knows each other.

What will happen to my Pokemon when I'm gone?

Who's more important - your loved ones or your Pokemon?
You can't just ask people that kind of thing!

Sunny 🌻@nbshepard· Jun 17

a Creature

Alice, a gray brown tabby cat, rolls around on her back, showing her cute white tummy. One of her ears is flattened against the tan carpet.

Sunny 🌻@nbshepard· Jun 9

Baby hold time

A screenshot from the game Story of Seasons Grand Bazaar. The player character, wearing a yellow sweater and standing outside in the fall, is holding a black shiba inu dog like a baby.

Sunny 🌻@nbshepard· Jun 7

So are the credits! (why can't I marry Sherene)

A screenshot from the game Story of Seasons Grand Bazaar showing the first screen of the closing credits. Next to the names of some of the voice actors, the radio announcer character Sherene is shown reporting from the titular Grand Bazaar. Below is a dialogue box: "Today, I'm pleased to present you with a very special broadcast..."

Sunny 🌻@nbshepard· Jun 7

The pet animations are adorable

A screenshot from the game Story of Seasons Grand Bazaar showing the player character standing in front of a fireplace next to a black and white husky dog. They are watching a black cat with yellow eyes roll around on their back.

Sunny 🌻@nbshepard· Jun 6

Cats are the best

Sunflower, an orange cat, sits in a gray cat bed. She has her front paws resting primly on the rim of the bed and her eyes are closed as she dozes off without even laying down.

Sunny 🌻@nbshepard· Jun 6

Girl who stole an entire stick of butter

Alice, a gray-brown tabby cat with white socks and a white belly, lays on her back on tan carpet. Her paws are curled up and she's looking innocently at the camera.

Sunny 🌻@nbshepard· Jun 5

golden chicken

A screenshot from the game Story of Seasons Grand Bazaar. The player character stands in a barn holding a bright yellow/gold chicken. There's a light brown chicken in the background.

Sunny 🌻@nbshepard· Jun 3

bouts to break some hearts

A screenshot from the game Story of Seasons Grand Bazaar showing the character Lloyd asking how the protagonist feels about him. The options presented to the player are "I've fallen in love with you" and "You're a great friend."

Sunny 🌻@nbshepard· May 26

🚨 🐮 woke farming game 🌈 🚨

The character creation screen from Story of Seasons Grand Bazaar showing a selection set of different pronouns (he/him, she/her, they/them).

Sunny 🌻@nbshepard· May 17

Sunflower loves u

Sunflower, a sweet orange cat, is curled up in a bowl-shaped cat tree platform, looking at the camera and making a 🥹 face.

Sunny 🌻@nbshepard· May 13

Cat food bag model face

Alice, a gray brown tabby cat, leans out of a gray cat bed. She is looking at the camera with big, round eyes and a little cat smile.

Sunny 🌻@nbshepard· May 4

happy murderbot eve to all who celebrate

A version of the "just walk out" meme with book-cover Murderbot instead of the skeleton. Text reads:
JUST WALK OUT
you can leave!!!
work
social thing
serials
cubicle
murder investigation
medsystem
kiosk shoppi
too scary colony
combat bots if your quick
trans ports
IF IT SUCKS... HIT DA BRICKS!!
real winners quit

Sunny 🌻@nbshepard· Apr 25

This completely innocent woman was caged for months based on no evidence in the depths of a pandemic and now she can't walk.

The investigator wrote to Montgomery County police in March 2020 that he had a suspect: Kimberlee Williams. A respondent to the investigator's CrimeDex bulletin "suggested, using facial recognition software" that
Williams was the suspect, he told police.

Williams moved into a rehab facility in Hermitage, Pennsylvania, last year to recover from an episode of Guillain-Barré syndrome, an autoimmune disorder that has weakened her legs. She said she thinks it is
possible that illnesses she caught
while she was in jail worsened her condition.

Sunny 🌻@nbshepard· Apr 1

She's never had a thought in her life and she's not about to start now

Sunflower, an orange cat with a cute pink nose and big ears, looks wide-eyed at the camera. The light has made her pupils quite small and she is waving one arm around for some reason. There is nothing going on in her head.

Sunny 🌻@nbshepard· Mar 28

I could feel their judgment without turning around

Two cats looking at the camera, unimpressed. Sunflower, an orange cat with amber eyes and big ears, sits up close, looking serious. Alice, a gray-brown tabby with big eyes and a white chin, lounges on a cat tree in the background, also looking serious. Time for a family meeting I guess.

Sunny 🌻@nbshepard· Mar 12

If you're still complaining about people voting uncommitted in the 2024 presidential primary you are also not a serious person.

Results of the 2024 Democratic primary in Michigan as reported by NBC. Joe Biden won with 81.1%. Uncommitted was second at 13.2%.

Sunny 🌻@nbshepard· Feb 22

They love each other

Alice, a brown tabby cat, sits on top of a pink cat tree. She looks surprised that her sister, orange Sunflower, has sprung into the photo to chomp her on the neck.

Sunflower sitting on the same pink cat tree. Her face is scrunched up because Alice has just reached up and bopped her on the head.

Sunny 🌻@nbshepard· Feb 2

Thinking about this for no particular reason www.hmdb.org/m.asp?m=104288

Workers went on strike. The company got an injunction against picketing, but unionists ignored it. Around 2 a.m. on June 7, 1937, Sheriff Alan MacDonald ordered his deputies to arrest the picketers while he went to arrest labor leader Lester Washburn. He was not home, so MacDonald arrested his wife, Nevah. In response to the arrests, the union called for a Labor Holiday, or general strike, of the entire City of Lansing.

Sunny 🌻@nbshepard· Jan 23

imagine being so unfunny that when someone laughs at your joke the ap reports on it

Screenshot from the AP app of a video subtitled: Musk draws laughter with 'piece' vs. 'peace' regarding Trump's 'Board of Peace'
At the start of Elon Musk's session at the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland, the tycoon joked about U.S. President Donald Trump's proposed "Board of Peace” for Gaza, which Trump unveiled at Davos.

Sunny 🌻@nbshepard· Jan 22

absolutely not

A push notification from the NPR app that reads: Rahm Emanuel critiques Democrats and offers advice for the upcoming midterms. Watch the full interview.

Sunny 🌻@nbshepard· Jan 21

what the actual fuck

A screenshot from the AP app that reads:

Trump recaps his first year back in office with winding remarks, paper tossing and impressions

During a press briefing marking his first year back in the White House, there was a thud in the briefing room as President Donald Trump tossed the thick stack of... Read More

A screenshot from the Reuters app that reads:

Mugshots, binder clip and Hells Angels feature in Trump's one-year anniversary
remarks

A screenshot of a 3:41 segment in the NPR app that reads:

Trump speaks at length with reporters before heading off to Davos

President Trump held court with reporters for more than 90 minutes marking the first year anniversary of his second term.

Sunny 🌻@nbshepard· Dec 21

Happy Longest Night 🌌♥️

Two cats curled up on a blanket with a flower pattern. Sunflower, who is orange, has her chin reading on tabby cat Alice's white paws.