Neptune 🔞
@neptunebird
20-something eastern bluebird (NOT A BLUEJAY!!!!!) who probably buys too much banger art | no age in bio, do not follow | | icon and banner: @numijulie.bsky.social
Neptune spotted Hank at a bar one night, but nothing came of it. A few weeks later, he found a flyer with Hank's business info and address, so he stopped by. Hank WAS in the middle of working, but a quick and rough bird hammering fit right in his schedule! Comm and Hank by @nsffluffle.bsky.social!
Archie gloats constantly about how he's the self-proclaimed king of the seas. So when his ship is boarded by Captain Triton, the huge Lugia decides to teach him a lesson in who the true king is. Not that the mind broken pirate-turned-cumdump seems to care... Comm by @darkbearcave.bsky.social!
After a long day of bashing down foes into a paste in gladitorial combat, Yves is exhausted. Luckily he has a handful of dedicated handlers and fans! They're more than happy to cater to his every whim back in the arena's staging area. He needs a good rub down all over! Comm by @razzper.bsky.social!
Neptune was asked by Vence to join him on Hyrule Field for training. He expected the standard fare: Fighting, defending, and archery. Vence had a different plan. Neptune was to learn how to exhaust monsters with one trick! Vence has a bit more experience, though. Comm by @bombshelling.bsky.social!
Squad Up! Pride Month is every month. And the 2x speed buff? Yeah that's never going away either, watch out! 🔱 Cool art by @antifreezetea.bsky.social with the two of us, as well as @huskthedog.bsky.social and @omnidragon.bsky.social!
Also for those that follow me on FA: Zarlex is the name of my account since this was a really old sona of mine I shelved for a long time. I wanted to bring him back finally so here he is. Plus he reminded @antifreezetea.bsky.social of FFX2 so your reward for reading this far is him Yuna-ing.
Zarlex Goélsson is the new king of the Merssipital Archipelago. He forges many formalities of the royal system, seeing it as dishonest propaganda that puts too much power in the throne. He looks and acts older than he is due to living several years in exile. Redesign by @antifreezetea.bsky.social!
Napoleon was wrapping up some training in the gym. He'd just finished up his shower when he's stopped by Damon. After receiving several compliments about his figure, the Empoleon grows irritated and tries to dismiss him... Though his blushing tells another story. Comm by @castrodour.bsky.social!
Living in the cold city of Snowbelle doesn't get Wulfric many visitors, leaving him pent up. So, when Wulfric challenged the visiting Neptune, he assumed it was just another gym battle. But Wulfric had another monster for him to tame, and it's still round one... Comm by @darkbearcave.bsky.social!
After a package gets delayed, Rammy takes it out on John when he arrives to deliver it, even though he had nothing to do with the delay. So, the Delibird decides to teach the Quaquaval a thing or two about a different type of delivery. Just give it nine months. Comm by @rammygoldfinch.bsky.social!
A match between two Machamp often involves a lot of grapples. As Keith and Raymond fight it out, their bodies end up intertwined as they try and pin each other down with their arms. Keith ends up entangled, as Raymond claims his victory! Patreon reward and Raymond by @hunter-husky.bsky.social!
// graphic digestion vore Soir was exploring the depths of the jungle, ready to learn more about its interesting monsters and fauna. Unfortunately, tripping over a vine is what leads to his untimely demise. Days later, he expires as the rescue party gets further away... Comm by colbycat (FA)!
Felix is the Lieutenant of Napoleon's Royal Guard, second only to his husband, Edgar. He joined the guard as a young adult after Edgar saved his life. He's far more expressive than his older, more stoic partner, but he's happy to forever stand by his side! OC design by @punksterne.bsky.social!
When Tristan opens his eyes, he finds himself hogtied, a huge gag in his mouth and a dildo stretching his ass. The free beer he accepted from his "biggest fan" last night was drugged! Too bad Tristan's straight, I'm sure his biggest fan won't try and "fix" that. Comm by @ollieotty.bsky.social!
This bird's always ready to fight!!! He definitely isn't a feathered punching bad who'll go down in one blow! A surprise sketch that @boxingdinosaur.bsky.social did a while back :3
Alberto was craving a chest he could really get lost in. As per usual, he beefs up Neptune to make his dreams come true. He wedges himself between those beefy pecs, loving every second of it. So cozy! Patreon reward by @mctaylis.fr that @antifreezetea.bsky.social got for us and colored uvu
Three boyfriends for the price of one! Cute doodle by @antifreezetea.bsky.social!
//blood and bruising Here's the end result of Neptune's day as a training partner. He was little more than a punching bag. Bruised and battered, at least he's still standing. Luckily those ropes are there to hold him up, makes it look like he stood a chance! Finale by @boxingdinosaur.bsky.social!
//noncon Neptune went out for drinks when a jocky wolf, Logan, flirted and made passes at him. Only after Logan got some free drinks did he reveal he was straight. Neptune, however, thought the wolf should earn his way... And knew others who'd want a piece of the jock, too Gift by zeidre (FA)!
Caesar wasn't quite done with Neptune yet. After giving him an incredible pecjob, he grapples Neptune into the air. He feels the turkey's massive bulge rub against his rear end... Looks like this turkey will come with a large side of stuffing! Gift sketch by @demiandraws.bsky.social!