One of the most underrated luxuries in life is using the spaghetti ladle as a back scratcher.

I messed up cutting my bangs the other day and I can confirm that they are this botched.

fqqt

Goddess knows I have a mouth.

musky morning dong

stinky boy

For my 40th bday, I want to be ass up taking cocks and loads.

Group hole

Is it too much to ask for a thong pen pal club? Is it too much to ask to want to know what all of your thongs smell like bros? No, it isn’t.

here’s some morning stink fqqtz.