Too hot. Bumblebee said “fuck this” and took the day off in some shade

Better view, no rattle

Bro scared the shit out of me making rattlesnake noises

Mapo tofu night

POV: you’re an OCD dog owner

I left my black foam sandals out in the heat and they shrunk lol. These used to be the same size

Fuckin overpriced CZ 75 Can’t wait to shoot it, tho 👀

W

Holster finally figured out fetch!

He’s shopping for handguns

He’s shopping for iPads

Type of response I deserve for using AI, I guess. I love gin drinks that are… a mocktail… that has rum in it… 🧐

Dealing with australian shepherd intelligence x.x

Celebrating independence day by marking all the spots on my floor that creak with gaff tape so I stop waking Holster up from his naps

Pup got a new crate

Teaching him how to eat Elmer’s glue

🐪🕷️

Safeway isn’t going much better

Not the app telling me to get the app (This is apparently because I needed the King Soopers app, not the Kroger app. But the text doesn’t say that and the button doesn’t work.)

I was in a deep frying mood, so I made some spam fries with a gochujang dipping sauce and some chana snacks :3

Me when I get to take a nap

Treibball??? 👀

Huge pedagogical upheavaln’t