Never Gonna Kneel
@nevergonnakneel
Not famous. No bestsellers. No podcast. Suburban Dad. I just despise bullies and soulless sociopath narcissists shredding the constitution and destroying the rule of law. WE the people can stop this
Just saw this. What a titanic talent and magnetic performer. Colonel Tom Parker really screwed the world out of thousands of performances having him in useless movies all those years. He was born to be on stage
Breaking: A crazed group of radical left lunatics was spotted near DC. President Trump has alerted the National Guard. Please shelter in place until further notice
MAGA workers at the reflecting pool report that any rumors about issues at the pool are completely unfounded and fabricated by radical left agitators
Breaking: Donald Trump announces that after the UFC fight, the White House will host “Chicken Chasing” on the lawn next.
Not going great here, our Republican Governor is trying so hard to play dumb until it’s too late. The Mass Governor had to go public to try to shame her
I feel so much safer that this mostly naked, older, US Citizen was taken into custody by about a dozen ICE agents. How bout you?
After a meeting of the board, I am pleased to announce the naming of the Donald J. Trump shithouse
Ladies and Gentlemen. We now go live to the President of the United States:
Just watched the Jeff Buckley documentary. A titanic talent
BREAKING: The Trump administration and Cash Patel have elevated the notorious criminal Bigfoot to the #1 spot in the FBI’s Most Wanted List. The suspect is considered hairy, smelly and also possibly ANTIFA
Admiral Bradley is this week’s Red Shirt Administration roadkill