David Hearn should sue Trump and Judge Box 'O Wine into the next galaxy...

I hope David Hearn sues Trump into the next galaxy!! Take every dime the next seven generations of Trump's ever touch...

Guys... It's not too late. Someone grab Christopher Lloyd and Michael J Fox before it's too late!!

Fingers crossed... 🤞🤞🤞

Reminds me of this scene from "The Hunt For Red October"

Punctuation really IS important.

I personally believe it's the World Cup. Played once every four years. No shootouts. You play until there's a winner. ⚽⚽ Hockey does it in the NHL playoffs...

I was 4 years old the last time they won it all. Congratulations New York Knicks!!

It's all about Epstein. Always has been, always will be.

So says the rapist...

The Epstein War ramps up to cover more news about him raping girls. This tracks...

It's a good night to be a Knicks fan 🏀

One day... 🤞🤞

Forty six years ago, quite possibly one of the greatest movies of all time was released. But in my mind, the single greatest part of this film was the score that John Williams wrote. Vader's theme, the Asteroid Chase, Yoda's Theme, Han and Leia's theme... Still a classic to this day.

Jesus ftw. 🙏

Like he has ANY room to talk...

I heard it from Dean Wormer...

#MayThe4thBeWithYou

Carl: "Goddamnit Donut..."

Eight more days!! The new Dungeon Crawler Carl novel, "A Parade of Horribles" by @mattdinniman.bsky.social comes out on May 12th! For any of you who are fans, what's your favorite character? Personally, I'm partial to the AI, especially as voiced by Jeff Hays in the audiobooks. 😎

Again, this is NOT the flex Dementia Don thinks it is. This means his doctors decided three separate times to test him for cognitive ability. Time to "86 the 47"

On this date in 1975, the greatest movie of all time was released into the world. We never looked at rabbits, coconuts, swallows, møøse, shrubbery, being sacked, witches, newts (i got better), the French, or large "tracts of land" the same way again. Monty Python and the Holy Grail. 👑

Amen!

After this self inflicted wound on 60 Minutes, expect Senile Satan to try and prove how tough he is by threatening Iran again on Monday. Poor fragile little Donnie. Pedophile. Rapist. Convicted Criminal. Scumbag.

Wasn't it Trump who said "We have to get over it?" 🤔🤔 #EnoughIsEnough

Not to be left out, River has entered the nap. 💤🐈‍⬛

Just some late afternoon snoozing with Jupiter. 💤🐈‍⬛

Fuck. Let me go break out my Trump decoder ring again...

So far, here are a few of my favorite memes regarding the "assassination" attempt last night:

Can't wait to see how tonight is President Obama's fault...