I'm a realist

My teenage daughter replaced the empty toilet paper roll, which is a nice development, but she put it on backwards 😢

Who told Andrew Yang his opinion matters? Why is he so convinced he should be in the conversation? I'm gonna start calling him Yung Carville

Music sounds better on the radio

I was going to yell at this lady for parking in the crosswalk but she got out of the car and was so ugly I just let it slide

Dudes rock

The king of dispensary phone numbers

Lamborghini with license plate that reads LAMB LRD

Back on my beepboop

Date night

You probably already guessed

Look I don't know how algorithms work

I like the neck teeth

I don't think this is true

How it started / How it's going

GM

So I think this is a tumblr post about a tweet that I saw on Instagram that I'm now posting on Bluesky @rava.bsky.social

They work and the woofers are not blown

Your boy has jamming speakers again #fuckheadphones

Get in loser, we're eating kati rolls by the river