Nick Miller
@nickdmiller
Morning news editor Guardian Australia. Some settling of the content may have occurred during transit.
Former attorney-general at the royal commission starts by sledging Perth media.
the SpaceX IPO price was $135 so all the pre-float investors have now lost all their paper profits (including at least one prominent Australian)
Tut tut Media Watch, two mistakes in one frame (yes I know, ppl in glass houses at the Grauniad etc)
Tabloid law: whenever anything happens, you have about half a day to issue a public comment on it before you are considered suspiciously silent.
Is it just me or do Herman's Hermits hit songs come together as a very disturbing poem?
News Corp's stock market commentator is always a step ahead of the trends because a digital kangaroo whispers telepathic secrets to him.
The NSW premier is boldly promising better anti-shark protection for Sydney than Johannesburg, which is (checks notes) 400km from the sea.
our blogger is very much enjoying the march to glory of soccer powerhouse (checks notes) Cape Verde
OMG it's like nobody has ever heard of this thing that Qantas has 'announced' twice a year for a decade.
I never tire of the random pairings that pop up when you have a headline that includes two bits of news.
Also i think the mop union will be having a word about demarcation issues.
I dunno, I usually find viral fakes annoying but this one does something for me
NYT Opinion today very much has a vibe of drunk people talking over each other, 4 hours into a dinner party.
As a politician, if you're asked a hard question you'd rather not answer, a useful* tactic is to ask yourself a different question, then answer that instead. * supremely irritating
apart from anything else, this is an EXTREMLY optimistic view, and there's a tonne of evidence to the contrary
You claim that true love is dead, but then I tell you America's leading biohacker, who claims he's on a quest to live forever, is flying to Australia to meet his girlfriend's parents despite the fact that "international travel increases ageing". "I really love her so it's worth the cost," he says.