We were gone for less than a week. 🔊⬆️

I got the wife a calender for the new year. ***We don't own a cat. These are all neighborhood kitties or fosters*** August is one of, if not my favorites; Lisa Simpson and her brother Bart.

The aforementioned Cheese:

They were called Hisser and Spitter by the Humane Society. It was only about 4 hours after getting home that they allowed pets and handed out some purrs. The speed that kittens can let go and become lovebugs is one of the best things about fostering. They were renamed Mac & Cheese. #Caturday

Hell's HOA is going to be livid.

The wife and I having Schitt's Creek gif wars

Oh lawd, there's a second wave comprised of banana bread! Send for backup!

Peach cobbler incoming! To your stations, everybody!

Looks like I've got a secret admi...oh. 😑

Foster boy Winston before and after touching his belly. ¡No lo toques! #Caturday

"For the love of everything holy, let the g.d. boy play a batman. He'd do it for free. Would it kill you to let him Batman!?"

Biscuits and Gravy for dinner? Madness!

The facial contours match those of Brent Chapman. He's a crisis actor. You may recognize him as Blake's father from Freddy vs. Jason, which is about, you guessed it, teens in crisis.

98% white. 2% tabby. 100% sweetness. #Caturday

I love it when you meet a cat that has obviously known street life, but still just wants lovin'. #Caturday

"If it were up to you, you would've filled by buddy tunnel with cement so that no one else could use it." What a great line!

I wouldn't classify Domino's as a fruit nor veggie.

I got the wife a calender for the new year. ***We don't own a cat. These are all neighborhood kitties or fosters*** July is the sweetest little gruesome twosome that there's ever been; Mac & Cheese.

I'm fortunate enough to have found a private creek with nobody else around. The water was cool, clear and smelled pretty good. Can't wait to go back.

omg Burger King has a burger so good, the bbq bounty burger(legit one of the best burgers in fast food), that they kept the burger and ditched the Star Wars. It's proven in the condiments screen!

I see a stray cat and run back to the truck only to discover that I'm out of cat treats. I had to improvise by smashing up some milk bones. How embarrassing. I didn't get a shot of it, but they seemed to dig the milk bones. The truck stop didn't carry any treats nor wets.

The wife and I when we see a person dropping the groceries that they're carrying by hand inside Aldi's:

I wonder if Barron Trump will make an appearance at the fair?

Brag.

I bought some Nexgard for the boy and now he has nervous ticks. 😎 #Caturday

I've never seen a cat chitter in person before. #Caturday

It's storming. The thunder woke you up. You watch the light flicker behind the blinds for a few minutes. Something is odd. The thunder doesn't accompany some of the lightning strikes. You fall back to sleep. You later check the security camera. Someone had been taking photos outside your window.

Actual passion flower: