@dani-avenue.bsky.social made a record of each swear, I ended up putting it on the back of a shirt for my next PJ Sunday 😂 (and also one for Feral 💜)

You right now

I have the perfect clip for you my friend 💜

@amirtalai.bsky.social new plushie idea, shall I make you one for next year's Kermastorocalypse? You know I will, just say the word 😂

@amirtalai.bsky.social it’s been a minute since I’ve asked you to rate my steak knife, care to weigh in on this guy? 10th anniversary date with my sweetie tonight 🥰💜

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CUNCLE!! In honor of this momentous occasion, the SCDT are temporarily changing our name to the Surprise Cilantro Deployment Team 🥳🎉🎈🎊 @amirtalai.bsky.social

Not a steak knife, no.

Quieves are little fly/bug/chihuahua hybrid creatures that are treated like pets in the Hellaverse. Fizz has several, including a disabled albino queef with little pink wheelies named Precious and you bet your last ding dang dollar I am GOING to crochet her at some fucking point

@amirtalai.bsky.social in case you were wondering how things are going in the server… 😂💜

Hey y’all, it’s my birthday!! Yay!! 😁🎉💜 And I am moving in 2 weeks!! Stress!! 😬😭🏡 If anyone who loves me is feeling generous, I would very much appreciate any amount of mula that I can put toward hiring movers. I’m intermittently disabled, I need help from pro movers to avoid a flare up. TIA!! 🫶💜

I stand by this meme. You’re like a cunty Fred Rogers

So hype to see @amirtalai.bsky.social ‘s next big project!! Wheelie Chair of Fortune has something for everyone, it’ll make you laugh, it’ll make you cry, it might even heal your childhood trauma!! The Chair is so cunty, I love it! #JusticeWheelBeServed #AndSoWillCunt tinyurl.com/wheeliechair...

It still lives rent free in my head haha 😂

I’m just saying tho… same picture, right? I think I nailed it 😂 @amirtalai.bsky.social Donate to the Lilith Fund!! We’re abt 2/3 of the way to our goal of $65k!! fund.nnaf.org/fundraiser/7...

I’ll take “Out of Context Amir Notifs” for 500, Alex @amirtalai.bsky.social

Do I get bonus points for no memes?

The way I wanna start trading fun words now, like my penguin wife just recently brought “unguligrade” into my life and I was downright giddy abt it 😂💜

Reenactment:

So with season 4 of Bridgerton premiering last night, I had my sister and her wife over and we had finger sandwiches and little mousse cakes and everything was delicious and much fun was had by all 🥰🥰🥰

I vended at a drag show tonight but I forgot to take any pics of my table 😅😂 The night went really well and it felt great to be in the community, especially with what happened today in Minneapolis. The atrocities are compounding faster than I can process, shit is fucking scary…

I laughed my ass off at “cuncle cosplay” and then remembered I had done one 😂😂😂

For SOME reason, SOME of us give a shit abt the longevity of your eyesight 🙄

@amirtalai.bsky.social I remember you mentioned recently you always have to try 3 times with a USB and I just wanted to share that these are my version of that problem. Getting/keeping them turned and flipped the right way while putting them on should be a whole Olympic event 😭😂

#BundleUpForCuncle @amirtalai.bsky.social this is my marshmallow suit! I asked my dad for it for Christmas a few years back specifically because I wanted to feel like a little kid, so thank you for doing your part to normalize that flavor of whimsy 💜 (1st pic featuring my penguin pebbles 💜)