"Why are you looking at porn in that tone"

You wanna get sprayed you little freak, okay *hits the blinker several times and puffs weed vape into your face*

youtu.be/m1p1-Y9j1ns?...

My dream death is to die in the passenger seat of your car. Idc where we're going, just keep driving, roadtrip ferryman

diet rum & coke goes crazy

I'm going to fucking cum at work I'm going to fucking cum at work I'm going to fucking cum at work I'm going to fucking cum at work I'm going to fucking cum at work I'm going to fucking cum at work I'm going to fucking cum at work I'm going to fucking cum at work I'm going to fucking cum at work

Pissed off Clyde: "oh girl you're really starting to piss me off-" Pissed off Vox: "You really wanna do this huh? Okay [proceeds to let all your skeletons out of your closet]"

Weird to think how I have a boyfriend now when I explicitly was not trying to have one life do be kinda funny sometimes

Today's kind of a funny joke Good thing it's hard to make me laugh

I'm very grateful to be exactly who I am

On temporary guard duty

You should be careful. We may hold on tight but we also let go quite easily

"are you two fucking?" And what if we are, huh?

youtu.be/8i1HqVArTp0?...

Hearing someone say I make them feel free is the greatest compliment I've ever been given.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjFx...

I wanna fuck him so bad

It's an idiom

Blessing of the prince upon ye

If I wore this fit I'd be ending bitches' lives I'd cut this shit UP

I keep looking at that lrp of Cliff Feltbottom and thinking "yeah that's totally a guy who grew up with toxic masculinity but he was definitely gay and probably wanted to be treated girly" I know the type

If you can't take the heat get out of my fucking kitchen

I could really.... go for a cookie rn

me at lrp

Hunter X Hunter was one of those cartoons that had such a rich roster of characters to enjoy, but Alluka/Nanika is definitely one of my favorites. IYKYK

Anyway shoutout to an old school baddie