Sweet Nicky T
@nikotrotsky
Writer: Havoc Town, The Mantawauk Caves, Tomorrow’s Monsters, V/H/S, 12 Ghosts
Pretty telling that Trump’s face is plastered over the Declaration of Independence here, obscuring it from view by centering himself. Like I am stretching for a punchline but there’s no nuance here
Even when Trump’s talking about data centers, he sounds like a predator
Proof that you can have all of the money in the world and still be an unfuckable weirdo loser
Bad news, patriots: Munch’s Make Believe Band featuring Chuck E. Cheese will not longer be playing Freedom250. Thank you for your attention to this matter
The media can’t be this stupid, right? I see this headline like three times a week but it’s always followed by more attacks. This morning, Trump said he didn’t care if they made a deal or not. Like, it’s bullshit, you dumb fucking idiots. Get your heads out of your asses. Embarrassing.
Got the band back together for a night at the Atlanta Film Festival.
My name is Donald “KING OF KINGS,” Look upon my works (beautiful, beautiful works, some are saying the biggest), ye Mighty, and despair
He’s a dipshit and a petty ass bitch, and people who think otherwise are very stupid.
I’m sorry, Pamela, I couldn’t hear you over the very loud and completely unnecessary war with Iran
The President of the United States is a middle school bully. What a feckless loser.
Is it? Shocking? Trump is famously a massive piece of worthless shit. Is it crude? Sure. Is it detestable? Obviously. Should he be ashamed? If he was capable of it, yes. We should keep calling him out for being a pathetic, insecure loser. But shocking, this is not.
Clearly they are going to put boots on the ground. They are really very bad at everything.
Yo MAGA, while you’re being asked to sacrifice for a completely unnecessary war, your daddy is building ballrooms and minting giant gold coins with his face on it! Hope you’re enjoying all the winning!
Devastated to learn about the passing of Jesus Christ. RIP to a real one
“Mama and I telling you not to pull the cat’s tail but you do it anyway” We don’t have a cat
Gas prices in Atlanta. Thanks for the Iran War, dipshits! Trump did this. For reasons even he cannot understand. Because he is the dumbest man to ever hold the Presidency, and I say this having lived through W.