Niles, Segrentarri ov Baffroom Safety
@nilesandlaura
Niles: grey and white cat, bathroom monitor, misunderstood tech genius, nutritionist known as Dr. Niles, among many important jobs Laura: Niles' primary human
Luuk carefullee: dat's not me in da pichure, dat's mai sister Kipling. Herz luuk an lot liyke me, but iz yungur an smallur. Herz not an soshul medea tipe ca'at, but today herz climb up on Momb, so get pichure taken.
Momb, hab youse tried lying in an bocks? It mite halp!
(I got to tell someone about #plundercats tonight! 🥰)
Hai Izzy! Mai name iz Niles! Heer ai am wid mai Momb, Laura. @peytonreads.bsky.social sed yore noo heer, so wez want to say hemlo!
Ai noe dey not da same as Charlie's, but ai send youse cuddols an purrs.
Ai ain't takin no nonsense tonite! Yore hands are mine, Momb. Yore purse is mine too.
Ai send luv an cuddels to yore ladee. Iffin hers want to tok, hers can DM my Momb.
@itsflanoy.bsky.social I was playing a word game and I spotted your name in it!
Sunny Sundai snoozle. Hoap ebberywun is habbin an grate day!
(I tried to record his cute little snores, but my phone didn't pick up the sound. Still sharing a brief clip because he looks cute having a snoozle.)
Happy Pride! I had a lovely afternoon at the festival in the park.
Habby Fridai nite ebberywun! Ime in mai faborite spot on da cowch, nex to Momb, restin ubb fore da weekend. Ai luv youse all, deer frends!
Gess wut we kittehs wuz doin wun yeer ago todai? Sellebratin #toes20birfdai ! Wut a pawty dat wuz! Habby birfdai, Miss Toes! @toesknows.bsky.social
Habby Suunydai, Bettie! Ai spent sum timb in a sunspot, an now ai am snugglin on tha cowch wid Momb.
@quindimarlena.bsky.social ai send an boop to Boops! Ai hoap herz startin to feele bettur 🩶🤍