Noah Siela
@noahdirt
Vinyl flooring etc.
Me asking for extra lettuce on my Chalupa knowing I’m immune to diarrhea outbreaks because I grew up drinking shit back on the hog farm.
Part of the fun as a person who grew up in Bumfuck, Iowa was seeing places that mattered get blown up.
Happy Father’s Day. Especially to the ones who pull the car over on a narrow two lane and roll down the window to point out that felling your own trees to make your own load-bearing girts is why the Amish have “got the juice” in the barn raising game.
Hi. Me and the other Hoka Dads were wondering if you could mention us in your next encyclical. Thanks.
Unreal. Entered the weird zone with horn. Sicko territory. Hawks by a field goal.
30 Iranian schoolgirls blown apart by a button pusher in Tel Aviv while roast beef gets carved under a heat lamp. Drapes turning the banquet room into a secured SCIF. Village People barely audible overhead while destruction and death gets served with au jus. Golden Corral imperialism.
Have to tell my dog walker that if this idiot stops dead cold it’s because she has seen a chemtrail or the moon in the daytime or a hot air balloon or any sky orb basically and needs to go home immediately.
He would’ve convinced me his halftime performance was cool if the video he made explaining why it was cool was 5 minutes and 30 seconds instead of just 5 minutes.
What it’s like being an F-250 owner reading my DEVO is antifa bumper sticker while I dust your not-meant-for-highway-speed ass in my AWD Subaru the first snowstorm of the year.
Probably more than a thousand calls to 9-1-1 finding a dead grandma were made on these things.