Found my most recent cat yowling in my driveway at 5am. Brought him in right before winter started and probably saved his life.

Unless your name is “Charlie Kirk”, amirite?

Interesting statement from someone who won twice. Do tell us more, Mr. Beneficiary of Corrupt Elections.

Fixed it.

No the fuck he was not. You know how I know this? Because everything Trump cites are domestic, culture war bullshit issues. Why the fuck would China give a damn about that and not the USAs role in international issues? Cry baby bitch unable to take accountability for his own failures. SAD.

Well, seeing as people who don’t demonstrate signs of cognitive decline don’t need to take such tests, I personally wouldn’t brag about having to take this 3 times in a year (and I’d likely remember that I’ve taken this test 4 times in the last year).

To Jefferson’s credit, he didn’t caress his own daughter’s thigh while discussing how much he wishes he could “date” her on a live television broadcast. Do you remember that, Ivanka? I sure do.

How does the Biden FBI exist prior to the Biden Administration? How does Biden control what the FBI does when the Trump Administration is running the FBI?

And how, pray tell, does a museum document that which does not exist/has yet to occur? And what the fuck does “Brightness” even mean, let alone how do you document such a thing?

I truly see my points were well taken.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Fucking shitlib coward.

Ah yes, anyone who calls Wendy on her elitism is a “troll”. She has a job and can’t be bothered to actually learn to not be a shitty person, but ample time to delete her trash takes and save face. Fucking coward.

Such a pathetic fucking loser.

I love the Internet sometimes.

So, if “cloud seeding” under some nefarious plot by the government is responsible for the flooding in Texas, wouldn’t that mean the Trump Admin is responsible and is participating in the conspiracy MAGAts elected him to stop?

This is kind of old, but does the producer of Ted Cruz’s “podcast” think Management is the last name of an unmarried woman?

“45-47” instead of “45” and “47”. I’m assuming this is intended to imply he didn’t lose in 2020. But if that was the case, it would just be 45, since there would have been no break. Fucking moron.

Haven’t seen Glenn Beck in YEARS, but am I the only one who thinks his face and particularly his nose look bloated as fuck? You drinking and doing coke again, Glenn? Not to mention he seems to have the “snuffles” throughout his recent Islamophobic poopy pants hissy fit.

For someone who claims elections are irrelevant, why are you so concerned with the stance of someone campaigning for election?

I really need to understand who reads this and doesn’t walk away laughing at how pathetic an attempt to save face this is.

Was this level of specificity really necessary?

I guess sewage creeks aren’t polluted enough.

Seeing as I’ve been bringing my own lunch to work for almost 30 years, I am glad to know I’ve been pissing off the ownership class all along.

Love how this “man of honor” won’t call themselves “fairly stupid”, let alone abjectly incompetent.

First of all, you’re a “man” named “Jessie”. That’s all, actually. Well, aside from the fact he’s clearly scared others will think he likes to fuck men instead of barely not- children. Which is of course worse to this pathetic sack of shit.