Sara C

@norskheks

Not a fucking mermaid. One-time psychophonologist. Socialist. Queer. Nerd. Fat. Invisibly disabled. Elder millennial. @norsk_heks on X and Instagram (normal), @norskheks on tumblr & ao3 and @gentlebeardslut on X (insane and horny).

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Sara C@norskheks· 27d

Like these! His isn't tucked in but you get the picture 😅 I want someone to put waterproof audio tech in this, lol

Sara C@norskheks· Jul 14

Btw today I got a fairly S2-Jim-like haircut today, and I not only came out as non-binary to my hairdresser (who was super cool about it), I also told her about NY Pirate Camp, and she was like, "that's the wildest thing I've ever heard" but in a good way, and she was excited for me. It was nice 😊

A selfie of a fat white person from the chest up in a car. Their brown hair is cut tight on the sides and longer and a bit curly on top. They're not quite looking at the camera and have a slight case of resting bitch face.

They're wearing glasses with a cartoon-like black and white frame, and a white tank top with a black trim. You can tell it's sunny outside through the windows behind them.

Sara C@norskheks· Jul 14

APAB, assigned pansexual at birth

My Pantone birth chart palette. 4 squares of color, from top left: leo sun, solar gold, a bright orange-yellow; pisces moon, deep mermaid, a darker grayish blue; aquarius rising, neon glacier, a bright blueish teal; and libra venus, silk ballet, a light soft pink. Except for the pisces moon, they are pretty close to the colors if the pansexual pride flag.

The link to it is pantone colors dot net slash pantone dash birth dash chart.

Sara C@norskheks· Jul 10

I just got a notification about a county job opening for Solid Waste Administrator.... So like... a Poopsmith?!?! (Calling my fellow elder millennials, lmao)

The Poopsmith from Homestar Runner, a website with very stupid, silly animated cartoons that nerds around the turn of the century went absolutely apeshit for.

The Poopsmith is a beige blob with blue legs that look like hockey sticks, and a white head with an extreme underbite, a pink lower lip, eyes that are different shapes, and a few wiry gray hairs coming out of his head. He wears oranger rubber gloves that go up to his elbow -- or possibly they're his hands, hard to tell -- and he holds a gray shovel with a yellow handle. His hands and shovel spade are caked with ugly brownish-green goo, presumably the titular poop.

Sara C@norskheks· Jul 3

Big, squishy, and dumb as a rock describes my mom's Gracie girl too 😅

A white fluffy cat with dark gray spots curled on her side on a dark sage green blanket. She's in shrimp mode but you can barely tell because there's so much of her.

Sara C@norskheks· Jul 1

Okay then BINGO! 😅

Same image as before but "cuddly" is also highlighted, making a horizontal bingo.

Sara C@norskheks· Jul 1

😁 (I lost bc I don't have much 90s nostalgia and I'm only cuddly with animals, with other humans I'm like a hissing scared feral, lol)

Sara's Sam Bingo card! No bingo, but the tiles that are highlighted are: OFMD forever, no kids 4 life, raccoons with happy tears emoji, smut enjoyer, cats!, I'd rather be in bed, muppet lover, meds keep me sane, prefers quiet, sea > forest, and stuffed animals with a blue heart.

Sara C@norskheks· Jun 30

I was gonna go to band rehearsal tonight, but then I remembered our rehearsal space just has a couple portable AC units for a huge room, and lmao fuck that shit!!

Screenshot of a weather app: 91° (F) and partly cloudy. High 94, low 78, feels like 100. Severe weather alerts: Heat Advisory until Tuesday 8 pm EDT.

Sara C@norskheks· Jun 28

Excuse me, Harvey Guillén posted this on ig THREE DAYS AGO, and I haven't seen it on my timeline here?!?! I'm losing my mind (horny)🥵

Screencap from instagram of Harvey Gullén kneeling on a couch looking at the camera. He's wearing a white button-down top with lace sleeves and sheer black thigh-highs, connected to black lace panties with a garter. His upper thigh and a bit of ass are on display. He looks so hot. He's holding a pillow in front of himself and looks kinda like he might start humping it, but idk that might just be me projecting.

Sara C@norskheks· Jun 28

I am taking several breaks today since the AC unit is already downstairs. It's not super hot today, but on the 3rd floor it's always hotter. I've got my 90s rock singles playlist blasting and a Fresca getting cold in the freezer, and more in the fridge. I can do this!! 💪🏻🌡

A corner of a room with no furniture and nothing on the walls except a modem. There are 2 bins, one with cleaning supplies and one with a bag, plus a big paper Home Goods bag, on the floor. A tall floor fan is blowing directly at OP.

Sara C@norskheks· Jun 22

I got my Rhysie shirt!! Am I the last person to notice Stands ships from St Augustine (or at least they did this time)? 👀

A black t-shirt with 4 Rhys Darby characters on it walking across a zebra crossing just like the cover of the Beatles' Abbey Road, stretched a bit across a person's ample bosom.

The characters, from left to right, are: Murray from Flight of the Conchords, Psycho Sam from Hunt for the Wilderpeople, Nigel from Jumanji, and Stede Bonnet from Our Flag Means Death.

Sara C@norskheks· Jun 15

At my local Latino grocery store, I expect to see a lot of packaging in Spanish. What I did NOT expect to see is Catalan?!?! So obviously I had to buy this random Catalan chocolate bar. Actually, it's Valencian, as it's named after the city where it's made, but still. It's distributed by Goya here.

Sara C@norskheks· Jun 11

They're so cuuuuuuuuute!!! Biting biting biting biting biting them

Mii Ed and Stede walking on sand. Stede is talking but it doesn't say about what. He's wearing a frilly white blouse with a black ribbon and lavender pants and sandals. He matches Ed, who's wearing a black tshirt over a purple long sleeve shirt, a purple skirt with chains, black tights, and purple sneakers. The graphic at the top left shows they've been married 34 days and are mutual soulmates.

Sara C@norskheks· Jun 11

I wanted to see what happened when you have miis discuss a phrase, and apparently it's this. 🤣

Mii Archie talking to mii Oluwande: "Did you see that report on TV yesterday? The one about the phrase 'fuck around and find out'?"

Sara C@norskheks· Jun 11

The Swede and Jackie moved in together! This was before he broke her heart. (Now they are mutually crushing.)

Mii Spanish Jackie and the Swede in front their new house. Jackie says, "Then we shall be henceforth known as Spanish Jackie's!" Jackie's is spelled with an apostrophe Z.

Sara C@norskheks· Jun 11

Stede's oblivious ass was third-wheeling, so I took him away to cure Roach's hiccups and let Jim and Archie enjoy their bonfire date in peace.

It's kind of hard to see, but mii Jim and Archie are standing by a bonfire. Mii Stede is next to them being lifted up by the player to be moved somewhere else, presumably brought to Roach as he is selected on the menu of miis on the bottom. The caption says, "They're having a relaxing date outdoors", referring to Jim and Archie. The graphic at the top left shows Stede and Roach as mutual acquaintances who are getting familiar.

Sara C@norskheks· Jun 11

Uhhh, I don't wanna judge, but is that something you really wanna talk to your dad about, Alana? 👀

Mii Ed from ofmd talking to his daughter Alana. Mii Wee John is also there but unclear whether he's part of the conversation. Caption: Alana is talking about how tonight would be a great night for writing fan fiction.

Sara C@norskheks· Jun 11

I KNOW WHY YOU'RE BLUSHING (and I approve)

Mii Ed and Stede from ofmd on a beach. They're both blushing and and Stede has a speech bubble with an ellipsis over his head. Caption: They're imagining trying writing fan fiction together. A graphic at the top left shows they've been married for 29 days and are mutual soulmates.

Sara C@norskheks· Jun 11

I get you, Ed.

The mii household of Gentlebeard, et al. (Ed, Stede, their 2 daughters, and Sara) on the moon in space suits. Ed says, "I'm on the moon, but where's the cheese? I was promised cheese, mate."

Sara C@norskheks· Jun 11

Love that journey for them.

Mii Frenchie and Spanish Jackie from ofmd. Frenchie days, "Looks like Jackie and I are friends... thanks to subterfuge!" A graphic at the bottom left shows they are mutual good friends.

Sara C@norskheks· Jun 11

Housemate/husband appreciation hour

Mii Ed Teach and Mii Sara talking. Sara says, "Makes sense. Stede knows all the crazy lore about kindness." There's a little pop up of an image of mii Stede's head, wearing an explorer hat with a lamp. Sara is wearing a white leotard and tutu with gold trim, and a gold tiara. Ed has obviously interrupted them practicing ballet to talk about Stede.

Sara C@norskheks· Jun 11

That's every night on Revenge!

Mii Roach and Spanish Jackie talking on a street. Caption: Roach is talking about how tonight would be a great night for gay sex. The top left shows that the 2 miis are mutual acquaintances who seem like-minded.

Sara C@norskheks· Jun 6

Rhysie's Buffalo show was so fun!!! A bit different from the Toronto show -- I think he was more restricted in time bc I saw the 1st of 2 shows in a row. I had a Gentleman Pirate shot!! Someone in front bought one for Rhys and he didn't know about it and he was so excited 😅

Two green-ish shot glasses filled with teal blue liquid on a black table, holding down a piece of paper advertising The Gentleman Pirate Shot, $6: rum, blue curaçao and lemonade. At the top is a screenshot from season 2 episode 5 of Our Flag Means Death, with Stede in a ratty shirt holding a telescope up to his face. It's unfortunately in black and white.

Sara C@norskheks· Jun 2

QRP with your pride flags! (These are just my most specific 😅)

The pansexual (& panromantic) flag. It's got 3 horizontal stripes: from top to bottom, pink, yellow and sky blue.

The demiromantic flag. It's got a black triangle on the right and from its point is a thin green horizontal line. Below the line is white and below it is gray.

If you know what the demisexual flag looks like, it's basically that with a green line instead of purple.

Sara C@norskheks· May 29

This shit was $27 and worth every penny, holy fuck 😭

A teal box labeled "Ocu Soft Lid Scrub: Allergy. Eyelid cleanser for allergy sufferers. Leave-on formula with tea tree oil. 30 individually wrapped pre-moistened pads." There's a photo of a closed eye with long eyelashes and a neatly groomed eye brow, with very light skin. It also says "do not flush" and has a corresponding graphic. You can see an opened pad wrapper with the same design on the table next to the box.

Sara C@norskheks· May 29

I cut into my lunch (cheese sausages), and... 👀👀👀

Two sausage on a plate. The left one is cut open, revealing a hole that white melted cheese is just oozing out of. It looks a lot like cum.

Sara C@norskheks· May 29

Btw, if I end up on my apartment floor having stabbed myself in the eye and slowly bled to death, this is why.

Pollen count report. Tree: very high. Grass: high. This is circled in red with a sobbing emoji on the circle. Ragweed: none.

Sara C@norskheks· May 28

My threat to jail anyone who hurt Gentlebeard's children was NOT IDLE! I overheard him talking to himself about how Faith looks like brussels sprouts. Unfortunately he seemed to really like his new digs. Hope he likes me not rescuing him from hiccups that much 😠

Mii The Swede from ofmd in a dark gross-looking poorly lit jail cell, smiling stupidly with his one-tooth smile. His hair is back in an unseen ponytail and he's wearing a mauve crop top, black distressed jeans, and black and silver studded boots. (He's in his hot husband era even though he and Jackie are currently just friends.)

Sara C@norskheks· May 28

Roach wanted to set up table and chairs... at the corner of the beach. Mmkay, you do you, pal.