North Easton

@north-easton

Dad, gamer, general geek. He/him.

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North Easton@north-easton· 10d

I thought these were bad

A captcha reading, "Select things that can protect you from the sun" with AI-generated pictures of toasters and beach umbrellas.

North Easton@north-easton· 10d

Grievance farmer @littleadv.bsky.social is blaming Palestinians for getting murdered, then bragging about getting blocked. Block early and often.

North Easton@north-easton· 15d

Epic handshake meme. One arm is "Luigi's Mansion", the other is "The Ring". Where they meet is "WTF Gail".

North Easton@north-easton· 28d

manddatory

North Easton@north-easton· 28d

summary of trump's speech tonight

From Star Wars, Grand Moff Tarkin saying, "I've just learned that the President has abolished the Senate."

Darth Vader hovers ominously in the background.

North Easton@north-easton· 29d

i hate all of these

A list of new "features" in Android OS 17. They're oriented around Gemini, and they're all terrible.

North Easton@north-easton· Jul 14

who could possibly make multiple three hundred foot sla-

Sephiroth from Final Fantasy 7. He wields a twelve foot sword, which still wouldn't make a 300 foot slash.

North Easton@north-easton· Jul 4

mood

A bald eagle stuck in the front grill of a car.

North Easton@north-easton· Jul 3

NECROPSY IS TOO A WORD

Browser Clippy says, "Necropsy isn't a word. Did you mean necropolis?"

North Easton@north-easton· Jul 2

"...speculated that vandals used a boxcutter to cut a 300 foot slit..." thehill.com/homenews/adm...

Evangelion Unit 02, wielding a kaijuu-sized boxcutter.

North Easton@north-easton· Jun 23

time to escape from the real world with some Gundam Double Zer- oh come the fuck on

two guys talking about laying a trap in the Strait of Hormuz

North Easton@north-easton· Jun 23

oh wow, Jeff Bezos emailed me personally I'd better give him all my bank information immediately

(It's obviously a scam.)

I'm Jeff Bezos,

The CEO of Amazon, it's on this note that I'm informing the world of my intention to give out my Fortune of $124 Billion of my wealth to the lucky ones around the country and world at large. Your email was randomly selected to be a part of the people who will be beneficiaries of this charity project. each person would be awarded US$2,000,000,00.

North Easton@north-easton· Jun 17

suddenly MUCH less interested in Dungeon Crawler Carl

"I'm pretty sure that was Idaho, not Iowa."
"That's practically the same thing, Carl."

North Easton@north-easton· Jun 13

how it started how it's going

Mark-Paul Gosselaar in Saved by the Bell. He is seventeen years old, dressed in a brightly-colored sweater with geometric shapes against a vaporwave background. It is extremely 1990s.

Mark-Paul Gosselaar in Found. He is fifty years old, unkempt, a prisoner in an unfinished basement. Kinda hot?

North Easton@north-easton· Jun 11

fucking predictable

WSJ headlines: Trump cancels Iran strikes, stock market rallies.

North Easton@north-easton· Jun 3

Every Final Fantasy game is about attacking and dethroning an entity that has taken on the affectation of a deity.

Final Fantasy VII, the final fight against Sephiroth. Too many wings, halos, etc.

Final Fantasy II (or 4 in Japan), final fight against Zeromus. It's more of a Geiger-esque abomination.

Final Fantasy III (or 6 in Japan), final fight against Kefka. Lots of wings, very Renaissance.

North Easton@north-easton· Jun 2

Rededicate 250 is part of Freedom 250, not America 250. They're different. Your own article states that.

The event was organized by Freedom 250, a public-private partnership organization, backed by the White House, that is hosting events to celebrate America’s semiquincentennial. The group is separate from America 250, the nonpartisan organization launched by Congress more than 10 years ago.

North Easton@north-easton· May 31

I'm really looking forward to what the drone-proof ballroom will look like.

Ukrainian drone-resistant netting and vehicle cage. It's not pretty.

North Easton@north-easton· May 28

Looking forward to the @dieworkwear.bsky.social analysis of this jacket cut. From: www.usatoday.com/picture-gall...

North Easton@north-easton· May 25

also, are the comments actually closed or are they just closed to me

The comments section is closed.

Someone left a comment 25 minutes ago.

North Easton@north-easton· May 23

A screenshot of changing the default browser search engine to DuckDuckGo.

North Easton@north-easton· May 17

Absolute monsters.

75% of readers of the Wall Street Journal would watch an R-rated movie on a flight. Y'all need Jesus.

North Easton@north-easton· May 17

Readers of @wsj.com are monsters.

A poll indicating that 77% of readers of the Wall Street Journal would not give up an aisle seat to let a family sit together. Jerks.

North Easton@north-easton· May 17

@swiftonsecurity.com when two aircraft love each other very much…

Two aircraft colliding at an air show in Idaho.

Two aircraft colliding at an air show in Idaho. Four parachutes are visible after the operators eject.

North Easton@north-easton· May 17

why stop there

Sixty six outlet extension cord with twelve-to-fourteen USB ports.

This is 100% a fire hazard and extremely fake.

North Easton@north-easton· May 16

Sam Neill in Event Horizon, "Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see."

North Easton@north-easton· May 14

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.

North Easton@north-easton· May 7

Never microwave tuna.

North Easton@north-easton· May 6

"You're damned if you do and damned if you don't" is explicitly wrong here. There's a right answer, there aren't two sides. Violating rights like this is wrong.

An investigation could be used by FBI agents to obtain her phone records, run her name and information through FBI databases and examine her social media contacts. It was not known what investigative steps agents have taken in the case.

There is deep concern about this approach among some of the FBI agents assigned to the matter, said the sources, who were granted anonymity in order to speak freely about a sensitive matter.

“They know they are not supposed to do this,” one source said. “But if they don’t go forward, they could lose their jobs. You’re damned if you do and damned if you don’t.”

North Easton@north-easton· May 1

That the Secretary of Defense is calling Congressional Democrats (and some Republicans) adversaries of the United States is genuinely horrifying, and the kind of violent rhetoric that leads directly to atrocities. (gift link) www.nytimes.com/2026/04/30/u...