North Florida Gay
@northflagay
Reliably bitter, cynical, and sarcastic with usually a beer in hand.
The strawberry basil vodka lemonade was a wee bit sweet so going for a very puckery lime daiquiri slushie instead
Go to the gym only to immediately come home and eat half a bag of Honey Mustard Pretzel Goldfish
I wonder how much money it costs to buy something so hideously tacky
I’ve only worked about 5 days in the last 4 weeks and I kind of forget how to do my job
I totally forgot about the hot middle eastern short king that used to be at the gym in the mornings until I came today at a different time and he’s here
I hope @mtnmitchy.bsky.social is taking the appropriate precautions given his precarious position on this map
Actually saved broccoli stems to use in a stir fry I’m making tonight and I’m feeling very industrious
Well that’s one way to advertise a porta potty business (I wonder how the Salt Life legal department would feel)