Just Joshua

@noshayminthat

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Just Joshua@noshayminthat· 8d

😍

A close-up shot shows me wearing a smartwatch with a dark grey cushion-shaped case and a dark green rubber strap on my left wrist. The watch face is illuminated, displaying an analog clock layout with white hour markers, white and red hands, and several vibrant data widgets for battery level, heart rate, step count, and the date reading "MON 3." An orange accent button is visible on the right side of the watch body, set against a background of a patterned blue bedspread featuring illustrations of foxes, hares, and trees.

Just Joshua@noshayminthat· 8d

She is here. She is the moment.

A tall, black rectangular product box for a Samsung smartwatch lies flat on a dark grey fabric surface. The word "SAMSUNG" is printed in white capital letters near the top hanger tab, while "Galaxy Watch Ultra2" is printed in white text near the bottom. In the center of the box is a detailed image of the smartwatch, featuring a dark cushion-shaped metallic case, a black silicone band, a prominent orange accent button on the right side, and a circular digital watch face displaying analog hands along with orange accents and health metrics.

Just Joshua@noshayminthat· 11d

I refuse to believe anyone can actually enjoy this content. I have never listened to anything more boring in my life.

Just Joshua@noshayminthat· 13d

Happy birthday to one of my favourite humans and my amazing boyfriend! @nothinghuman.bsky.social 🥳❤️ Celebrating you today and every day. Here’s to another year of laughs, adventures, and endless love! Love you so much! 🎉✨

A selfie of Nigel and me dressed up for an event, posing together in front of a grey curtained backdrop. I am on the left, wearing round dark-rimmed glasses, a mint green suit jacket, a pale pink shirt, and a peach bowtie with a matching pocket square. Nigel is on the right, leaning in with a gentle smile while wearing a dark plaid tweed blazer with navy collar accents, a white shirt, and a dark floral tie.

Just Joshua@noshayminthat· 15d

I have jumped from the Kindle ship. It's glorious!

Just Joshua@noshayminthat· 20d

💁🏻

A digital health monitor display on a black background showing blood pressure and heart rate measurements. At the top, labeled with orange text for "SYS" and "DIA," the blood pressure reading reads **107/64 mmHg** in large white numbers. Below it, a small red heart icon sits next to a heart rate reading of **69 bpm**. At the bottom of the screen, a yellow triangular warning icon appears above partially cropped white text that begins with "Do not change your".

Just Joshua@noshayminthat· 21d

I got a new E Ink reader for when I'm out and about. I am in love! It's so little!

A hand holding a small, compact black e-reader displaying the cover of a Japanese light novel in grayscale. The artwork features an anime-style female warrior with long light hair in a ponytail, wearing detailed armor and holding a sword, overlaid with vertical Japanese text. The background shows a dimly lit room interior with framed wall art, a hanging clothing rack, and a television monitor.

A hand holding the same small black e-reader, now displaying a page of English text from a book's "Prologue." The text on the screen reads a story about a frightened twelve-year-old girl with golden hair running through a dark forest while being pursued by men. The surrounding background shows a casual indoor setting, with the person sitting down in denim shorts against a bedroom backdrop.

Just Joshua@noshayminthat· 22d

The face is moisturising and I'm ready for bed. G'nite.

A selfie of me in a green TMNT pajama top, in bed, with my headboard behind me with foliage over it. Black-rimmed glasses and my fringe hanging down.

Just Joshua@noshayminthat· 23d

Today is a lazy day of TV and reading. 🖥📚

A selfie of me in a Nintendo Mario family T-shirt, looking into the camera with black round glasses on and a Pokémon cap.

Just Joshua@noshayminthat· 29d

Spotted this today. It brought me joy.

Just Joshua@noshayminthat· Jul 9

I'm too hot. 🙃 Storm please. ⛈️⛈️

A selfie of me in a white vest lying on my bed.

Just Joshua@noshayminthat· Jul 2

Had a haircut earlier and forgot to provide evidence. So here's freshly washed hair with a freshly moisturised face.

A selfie of me in bed wearing a green TMNT top, round glasses, and looking into the camera.

Just Joshua@noshayminthat· Jul 1

Share an 80's movie you'll always love I have watched it every single year since I was a kid.

The movie poster in 17778.jpg features actor Chevy Chase as Clark Griswold, suspended in mid-air against a dark blue, starry night sky directly above a snow-covered rooftop. Dressed in a traditional red-and-white Santa Claus suit, he is tangled in a long, winding strand of colorful Christmas lights, with his hair standing wildly on end and his mouth thrown open in a shocked scream. Massive blue streaks of electrical current crackle and radiate outward from his body, sending wrapped presents and a red sack of gifts floating chaotically through the air. The top of the poster features the tagline "YULE CRACK UP!" in bold white letters, while the main title, "CHEVY CHASE NATIONAL LAMPOON'S CHRISTMAS VACATION," is prominently displayed on the snow-topped roofline at the bottom, just above the film's theatrical credits.

Just Joshua@noshayminthat· Jul 1

"Saving our kids"....to their hard drives.

The image 17705.jpg shows a digital news article clipping featuring a large headline that reads, "Raise the Colours figure accused of making indecent child images," categorized under "COURT" and dated "30TH JUNE." Below the headline is a photograph of a bald man wearing a black hooded sweatshirt and blue gloves, standing outdoors on a brick-paved driveway next to green wheelie bins. He is holding open a large Union Jack flag that has the words "UNITE THE KINGDOM" printed in bold white letters across the central red cross. A dark blue caption bar at the bottom of the image textually identifies the man, stating, "Ben Cullen, of Wallingford, is a principal player in Raise the Colours Oxfordshire (Image: Ben Cullen)."

Just Joshua@noshayminthat· Jun 28

Today is a "can't be arsed to do my hair, so wear a hat" day.

A selfie of me in a white vest top, black round glasses, and a Pokémon Mew cap.

Just Joshua@noshayminthat· Jun 26

I'm so woke I'm close to ascending.

The image 17171.jpg displays a screenshot of an online quiz results page from the website britmonkey.com, titled "Your Results." The breakdown features four political and cultural spectrums represented by split blue and red progress bars: "81% Woke" versus "19% Chud," "55% Techbro" versus "45% Neo-Luddite," an even split of "50% Hopepilled" versus "50% Doomer," and "88% Davos" versus "12% Dubai." At the bottom of the page, a white card highlights the text "YOUR CLOSEST MATCH:" followed by the name "Zohran Mamdani" printed in large blue font.

Just Joshua@noshayminthat· Jun 25

Just Joshua@noshayminthat· Jun 24

Oops.

A bottle of Rekorderlig peach raspberry in a cup holder.

Just Joshua@noshayminthat· Jun 22

These are Tip Tops.

Just Joshua@noshayminthat· Jun 21

Me & my first Pokémon game. ❤️ (Yeah, I'm old, and what 😆)

A selfie of me laying back in bed with my arm behind me head and wearing black round glasses.

Just Joshua@noshayminthat· Jun 20

Advertise your BlueSky account with a Simpsons image.

The image is a two-panel meme featuring a white header at the top that reads, The top panel shows a visibly upset and dejected Bart Simpson standing on the side of a road, accompanied by the subtitle, "This is the worst day of my life." The bottom panel shows Homer Simpson leaning down next to Bart, smiling brightly and pointing his finger in a mock-reassuring gesture, with the subtitle completing the classic joke: "The worst day of your life, so far."

Just Joshua@noshayminthat· Jun 19

Turns out that banner saying they’d rather vote for Jimmy Savile than Starmer was actually real. After all the fuss about it being AI-generated, the person in the photo just confirmed it’s 100% real.

So much for the "it's AI" excuses. After claims that the controversial Starmer/Savile banner photo was a fake, Reform Cllr Lilian Rogers has posted an official apology confirming it’s 100% real and admitting she posed next to it while canvassing.

Just Joshua@noshayminthat· Jun 19

Reform are raging at Restore for "stealing votes" in Makerfield, but they're bad at maths. As the results show, combining Reform & Restore leaves them 9k short. Even if you added all rival parties together, they still wouldn't beat Andy Burnham's Labour total.

A screenshot of the BBC News mobile app displaying the election results for the Makerfield by-election. The main headline reads, "Andy Burnham wins with nearly 25,000 votes," with a sub-headline stating he won with 24,927 votes, beating Reform UK's Robert Kenyon by more than 9,000 votes.
Below the text, a horizontal bar chart shows the top 6 candidates and their vote counts:
Labour: Andy Burnham – 24,927 votes (long red bar)
Reform UK: Rob Kenyon – 15,696 votes (medium cyan bar)
Restore Britain: Rebecca Shepherd – 3,111 votes (short grey bar)
Conservative: Michael Winstanley – 997 votes (very short blue bar)
Green: Sarah Wakefield – 308 votes (tiny green bar)
Lib Dem: Jake Austin – 163 votes (tiny orange bar)
The listed voter turnout is 59%. At the bottom of the screen, a breaking news banner reads "Andy Burnham wins Makerfield," above the standard app navigation bar with "Home", "My News", and "Search" icons.

Just Joshua@noshayminthat· Jun 19

Calm down ya daft c*nt, you got just over 3,000 votes. You lost by over 21,000 votes.

Just Joshua@noshayminthat· Jun 18

I'm well used according to my mileage. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Just Joshua@noshayminthat· Jun 18

Still getting spots at 36. Lovely jubbly. 🙃

A selfie of me in a green pj's top, black rimmed glasses on and a big ass spot on my face near my chin. 🙃

Just Joshua@noshayminthat· Jun 17

It's here!

A selfie of me holding the book "The Forest Of DOOM" infront of my face.

Just Joshua@noshayminthat· Jun 14

I had a book given to me as a kid by my grandma. I was obsessed with it and read it over and over again as it changed based on the decisions I made. I lost it over 20 years ago and could never remember what it was called. Today, when scrolling, something caught my eye, it was the book!

Just Joshua@noshayminthat· Jun 13

Had a nap, woke up to this lil baby. 🥲