Persian Wolverine

@nosilentmoments

Let's try this again: I am a professional cat herder that believes God is in my TV. I'll let you know if I find Him. he/him, 40

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Persian Wolverine@nosilentmoments· 8d

Now where will I find my representation for a fellow underachieving stoner brown failing upward??

A headline from Deadline saying the show Deli Boys has been canceled with a picture of the stars underneath.

Persian Wolverine@nosilentmoments· 11d

Hey Ebon, how good is your Werner Herzog impression? No reason

Ebon Moss-Bachrach in a jean jacket with a mustache, foliage behind him.

Persian Wolverine@nosilentmoments· 13d

Him and every asshole with a badge from then until now.

A screencap of James Coburn in Pat Garrett & Billy the Kid. He's seated holding a cigar, mustache on his face and a black hat on his head. Caption reads "Sitting there with all that law crammed inside of you, just busting to get out."

Persian Wolverine@nosilentmoments· 20d

A label for a bottle of white wine called LA BASTARDA depicting a caricature of an individual wearing a suit jacket & tie with a tutu holding a glass of the wine.

Persian Wolverine@nosilentmoments· 24d

Ryan please things are bad enough right now

A headline reading “‘Glee’ Co-Creator Ryan Murphy Says ‘Maybe We Should Revisit That Show’ For A Reboot As ‘It’s Come Back Around’”

Persian Wolverine@nosilentmoments· 26d

Absolute banger joke tucked in the burning wreckage of a film that is Volcano.

Volcano, 1997. A half-burnt streamer for a Hieronymus Bosch exhibit at an LA art musem in the background as 2 cops load the artwork into a van to save it from being burnt. One says, "God, this Hieronymus Bosch is heavy."

A close up of a white balding police officer continuing to load the paintings as he replies to the first officer, saying "That's cause he deals with man's inclination..."

"...towards sin in defiance of God's will."

His black mustachioed partner puts another painting in the van as he replies "I didn't mean it like that." The first cop replies "Oh."

Persian Wolverine@nosilentmoments· Jul 17

That is the exact face of a man that just spoke to Megan Thee Stallion.

Daniel Radcliffe & Tracy Morgan as their characters in The Fall & Rise of Reggie Dinkins. They’re standing on the street as Radcliffe is smiling & Morgan stares at him with a bemused smirk.

Persian Wolverine@nosilentmoments· Jul 9

This thought isn't unoriginal, it's baked into us as much as the flipside.

Stacey Travis, a redheaded white woman, in Hardware (1990) working on an art piece consisting of wires and metal. Subtitle reads '[...]think it's stupid and suicidal and sadistic to have children right now.'

Persian Wolverine@nosilentmoments· Jun 11

I assume this spa is full of 40-year-olds that are arguing with each other about politics & explaining jokes?

A storefront with a purple awning that reads “Blue Sky Spa”.

Persian Wolverine@nosilentmoments· May 28

I’ve just seen The Harambe Video & this is gonna be me the rest of the day

An image of Kermit the frog doing a skateboard kickflip with the text ‘the vibe is in shambles’

Persian Wolverine@nosilentmoments· May 28

Some great trans representation from Fouchon's helicopter in Hard Target.

A helicopter which has a pink stripe with an inner blue stripe and a silver body flying over a lake. A man is leaning out with a gun.

Persian Wolverine@nosilentmoments· Apr 28

Driving down MLK in Berkeley there is a low to no service zone, the epicenter of which in this TJs. Someone should set a low budget horror movie here.

A Trader Joe’s strorefront at a busy city intersection.

Persian Wolverine@nosilentmoments· Apr 27

At a Portland goth night looking like this

A Persian man in a red & black flannel over shirt with a golden yellow shirt with a tree on it seated in a bar. Lens flare is next to his face on both sides.

Persian Wolverine@nosilentmoments· Apr 9

Kim Darby is lowkey giving HRT Rick Moranis in this.

Kim Darby as Jenny Meyer in Better Off Dead. She is wearing an apron over a patterned dress & holding a mixing bowl about to serve dinner to her family.

Persian Wolverine@nosilentmoments· Apr 3

Why have they allowed a child to drive them, especially when they’re all escaped convicts who don’t need another reason to call attention to themselves??