Travis (@notacuttlefish) · DIRTY

Travis

@notacuttlefish

Complaining about the Dodgers or the government. Amateur Smash Ultimate player. Max Muncy Truther (He/They)

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Travis@notacuttlefish· 5d

They have the fucking betting odds IN the MLB app now.

Pim is fucking dead.

Travis@notacuttlefish· 16d

Surprisingly, I don’t smoke weed.

Crash - Dave Matthews Band

Frizzle Fry - Primus

Keasbey Nights - Catch twenty-two

Ænima - TOOL

Travis@notacuttlefish· 25d

Travis@notacuttlefish· 25d

Meanwhile, in Ontario.

Maverick, the Ontario Tower Buzzers mascot.

Maverick the Ontario Tower Buzzers mascot

Travis@notacuttlefish· Jul 5

Finally figured out why Romano’s at-bat picture looked so familiar.

Newly minted Rockies Closer Jordan Romano

Donkey stare meme

Travis@notacuttlefish· Jun 6

Roki just got Trout swinging on a splitter way below the zone. Roki gang are we finally here?

Travis@notacuttlefish· May 28

My momma didn’t raise no fibber

A tweet reading “Very cool to awkwardly high five @THEREAL_DV on the stairs about 15 minutes ago”.

The one like on the tweet is David Vassegh

Travis@notacuttlefish· May 24

Well now I don’t know what to think, since Mary posted this 😭

A screenshot of the “thank you Chris Taylor” post from MLB posted on his wife’s Instagram story.

Travis@notacuttlefish· May 19

This has gotta be the worst challenge of the year so far man 💀

MLB At-Bat screenshot showing one ball and two strikes, one of the strikes that was closer to the middle of the zone compared to the outside was challenged by the batter.

Travis@notacuttlefish· Apr 16

The Dodgers have a poker table and chips on their plane bro. Miggy Ro (among others) making full use of them. 😭

An Instagram story posted by Miguel Rojas showing he and two other unknown Dodgers players at a poker table on their jet to Denver for tomorrow’s series.

Travis@notacuttlefish· Apr 2

Honestly people in the sonic fandom bring it up more than you’d think.

Sonic’s center brow being pulled back to reveal one large eyeball with two pupils that merge into one.

Travis@notacuttlefish· Apr 1

This was pretty neat.

Travis@notacuttlefish· Mar 8

IT CANCELS OUT! IT CANCELS OUT!

Tim Robinson wearing a Dan Flashes shirt with so many intricate patterns and yelling

Travis@notacuttlefish· Mar 7

Landon Knack is WOKE! (Complementary)

Landon and Anissa, with another couple that appears to be queer.

Travis@notacuttlefish· Mar 5

Michael Conforto

A school child’s eerily accurate drawing of Michael Conforto

Travis@notacuttlefish· Jan 4

Also, Van Scoyoc (or another Dodger hitting coach) is a fan of One Piece.

A One Piece / Dodgers Straw hat sitting on a mini fridge in an office labeled “Hitting Coach”

Travis@notacuttlefish· Jan 4

The Dodgers also had a handy dandy little chart on the wall with pitcher statistics measuring pickoff moves and Time To Plate.

A chart taped to the wall of various Blue Jays pitchers time to plate, and pick off moves to first and second.

Travis@notacuttlefish· Jan 4

The Dodgers had a picture of Yesavage on the pitching machine. 💀

Travis@notacuttlefish· Jan 4

Stadium tour earlier today.

A rainy and wet view of Dodger Stadium from the press box.

Travis@notacuttlefish· Jan 3

LimitBreakers is like the simpsons for video games. Always has a clip.

Travis@notacuttlefish· Dec 31

Younger brother of Max?

A sticker on the back window of a moving van that says “Most Headroom”

Travis@notacuttlefish· Dec 25

I am a warrior.

“How I feel after putting my phone on do not disturb (I get 0 notifications either way)” with an image of the player character dressed as Maliketh sitting on the Limgrave throne in Elden Ring.

Travis@notacuttlefish· Dec 24

Enough to make the toughest of people crack.

Apple playlist with Waiting for the End (Linkin Park), Champagne Supernova (Oasis), Who Killed Tangerine (Tears for Fears), Slipping Away (Sum 41), How We Operate (Gomez), and H. (TOOL) all back to back.

Travis@notacuttlefish· Nov 28

She’s home 🥰

A PSA graded Ghost Rare Black Rose Dragon, graded at a 9 out of 10.

Travis@notacuttlefish· Nov 22

A battlefield 6 screenshot with “Charlie Kirk Utah Event” written on a concrete wall.

Travis@notacuttlefish· Nov 16

Rent free in my head.

Travis@notacuttlefish· Nov 13

The Kings have a chance to do the FUNNIEST thing tonight.

LA Kings vs Toronto Maple Leafs

Travis@notacuttlefish· Nov 7

How it felt waking up on Sunday.

Travis@notacuttlefish· Nov 4

RETAIL THERAPY STRIKES AGAIN!

A Bear Walker x Yugioh Polymerization Skateboard deck mounted to a wall.

Travis@notacuttlefish· Nov 3

Really hard to not love my dawg Will Klein.

Will Klein Retweeted a Kamala Harris tweet “Congratulations to the @Dodgers on your back-to-back World Series victories. Los Angeles is so proud of you - and you have made @DouglasEmhoff very happy!”

Will Klein Retweeted a Barack Obama Tweet “What a great series! Congrats to our back-to-back champs, @Dodgers.”